Canterbury Tales Cafe

[Bush Pig 11]

Actually I heard jimmy is an ok bloke and some of you are obviously cunts so the fact he has admitted to a sniff dont make him so bad and the fact that some of you are very good and being cunts, well having that as your best quality and being obviously jealous dont make you Men so piss of back to your other wank forum with your twat mate.

 

Welcome back Logan it's nice to see you're alive and well.

 

What's your recommended room of the month at CT?

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Actually I heard jimmy is an ok bloke and some of you are obviously cunts so the fact he has admitted to a sniff dont make him so bad and the fact that some of you are very good and being cunts, well having that as your best quality and being obviously jealous dont make you Men so piss of back to your other wank forum with your twat mate.

 

 

Who said he was BAD ??

 

Although being able to read is not compulsory on these forums, it does help.

[Gawd Elpus 798]

I think the point is you are all accusing me of being Logan/Bob, yes I have admitted it looks that way but if I deny it I am a liar if I admit it I would be slaughtered for it, either way I will not win, is it such a big deal, if you think it is continue the barrage if you think not up to you.

 

I dont care either way what a few of a curtain persons mates think or say, no one will ever win an argument with a nest of vipers, I was accused by the same on another Forum and got kicked off for it, but do you see me go online and accuse anyone who bigs up somewhere of being the business owner, No.

 

So anyway this will go on and on and still only supposition, I have already told Logan/Bob/Me to stop posting but I see he has so up to him, who cares apart from the Metro brown Nosers, there another bit of controversy.

 

We all have choices.

 

 

"Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I am a pair of curtains"

 

" Stop being so silly and pull yourself together" .

 

 

On a less frivolous note, is Jimmy White currently staying at the CT, Dave, and can he been seen in the morning enjoying one of your "first class" English breakfasts at the foot of Soi Chayapoon ??

 

Being a mate I would have thought you'd offer him the best room in the house. Kick that cheap cunt Bob out, and put him in one of the smaller rooms or just give him his marching orders until Jimbo has left town He will only cause you further embarassment

 

Make sure the Maid pays special attention to cleaning the dust off of all shiny surfaces though Now that WAS tacky

Edited March 24, 2011 by Gawd Elpus

[UgotMyStD 1]

"Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I am a pair of curtains"

 

" Stop being so silly and pull yourself together" .

 

lol..

 

[Gawd Elpus 798]

lol..

 

 

 

COMING SOON..............................................

 

J.R Hartley will be signing his legendary book, "Fly Fishing" at a location to be named shortly, in April 2011 (probably @ Crazy Dave's, TBC)

 

 

Written almost entirely under the influence of Morphine

 

Sponsored by Pattaya

 

Edited March 24, 2011 by Gawd Elpus

[teelack 9,280]

COMING SOON..............................................

 

J.R Hartley will be signing his legendary book, "Fly Fishing" at a location to be named shortly, in April 2011 (probably @ Crazy Dave's, TBC)

 

 

Written almost entirely under the influence of Morphine

 

Sponsored by Pattaya

 

 

 

Now thats funny! :chogdee :chogdee :chogdee

[dundermifflin 0]

As 2 o'clock approaches there's no sign of bob/logan at the ct's at the moment.....where's bob ? http://www.canterburytalescafe.com/webcam.php

 

Fucking hell.....fat taff gets fatter every time i see him....what a porker !

Edited March 25, 2011 by dundermifflin

[Gawd Elpus 798]

As 2 o'clock approaches there's no sign of bob/logan at the ct's at the moment.....where's bob ? http://www.canterburytalescafe.com/webcam.php

 

Fucking hell.....fat taff gets fatter every time i see him....what a porker !

 

 

what time is the book signing ??? I hope Jimmy turns up, after all, no sign of him yet, but its only 5.30 pm

Edited March 25, 2011 by Gawd Elpus

[Gawd Elpus 798]

what time is the book signing ??? I hope Jimmy turns up, after all, no sign of him yet, but its only 5.30 pm

 

 

Oh well, that's that then. Now 11 pm and shutters down

[maahuanao 20]

Oh well, that's that then. Now 11 pm and shutters down

[dundermifflin 0]

As 2 o'clock approaches there's no sign of bob/logan at the ct's at the moment.....where's bob ?

 

I got told that Jimmy would be there at 2pm

 

I also got told yesterday that Jimmy turned up at 1pm,signed a couple of books and was gone by 1.30pm

 

I see dave's not bumming up this momentous occasion on addicts or here ( 2 photo's in an obscure thread on addicts )

 

I also heard bob/logan missed it all

[spike 236]

I got told that Jimmy would be there at 2pm

 

I also got told yesterday that Jimmy turned up at 1pm,signed a couple of books and was gone by 1.30pm

 

I see dave's not bumming up this momentous occasion on addicts or here ( 2 photo's in an obscure thread on addicts )

 

I also heard bob/logan missed it all

 

good to see that we have women posting in this thread.

[thaidave991 17]

Cafe & Bookshop Opening hours 8am to 8pm

Will soon be adding a youtube video of Jimmy in Pattaya etc, think I will add a background track of Jealous guy, just for you

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Cafe & Bookshop Opening hours 8am to 8pm

Will soon be adding a youtube video of Jimmy in Pattaya etc, think I will add a background track of Jealous guy, just for you

 

 

Have you got any pics of Jimmy doing the book signing at 1.30 on Friday ????

[thaidave991 17]

Just for you mate and you can print them off and you and ya mates can stick pins in them.

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Just for you mate and you can print them off and you and ya mates can stick pins in them.

 

 

Thanks very much, its good to see some younger people reading his book.

 

How many of that lot did you shift in the end ??

[dundermifflin 0]

How many of that lot did you shift in the end ??

 

Not many I think,he's trying to flog them on addicts now,probably be on ebay soon too.

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Not many I think,he's trying to flog them on addicts now,probably be on ebay soon too.

 

 

They could come in handy for levelling some of the tables and chairs in the restaurant area in future.

[thaidave991 17]

Message from Jimmy

[jem23 0]

Seems like Jimmy has Visa problems

 

 

 

http://www.worldsnooker.com/page/NewsArtic...2325416,00.html

 

Jem

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Message from Jimmy

[Gawd Elpus 798]

[BigDUSA 71]

Sorry cant find how to add pics, maybe I am missing something, all pics and details on the website, any feedback would be appreciated.

Cheers Dave

 

Don't listen to the guys who want to run you down. Run a quality guest house with excellent service and you'll have many repeat customers. The guest house I stay at has been slammed numerous times but they are booked out with repeat customers.

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Don't listen to the guys who want to run you down. Run a quality guest house with excellent service and you'll have many repeat customers. The guest house I stay at has been slammed numerous times but they are booked out with repeat customers.

 

Yes, Skytops does indeed attract a particular type of tourist

 

BigUSA, I think that somehow, you have missed the point. If you look further back in this thread, you will see, that no one is slating the Canterbury Tales as a business. There was a just a question raised about the possibility (not proven conclusively) of a dual membership being used for advertising purposes.

 

It is not the Canterbury Tales that got a little ribbing, but Dave himself. Again, if you look back a page or two, you will observe that Dave has brought some of this on himself, and by the looks of it, I don't think he takes it too seriously. It would be a shame for this thread to develop into a Skyslops overture and relate the two businesses.

[Montydog 135]

Dave, on a serious note any chance of reserving a signed copy to pick up in May?

 

That’s signed by Jimmy BTW not Logan