DNA Paterntity tests

[hybrid 1]

something i'd never dream of in the UK,

but we are in thailand and in reality we're never 100% sure of these ladies we love so much

 

where can a get a paternity DNA test on the cheap done in patts ?

i've asked at pattaya int hospital and they say bangkok for 25,000 baht !!

i'm sure the little bugger is mine, if only from the fact he's got a pick (not brown , lol) willy

but as they say, better safe than sorry. and the test result could also prove usefull later if UK citizenship is wanted(not needed 'm told but everything helps with the dickheads at the embassy)

[joekicker 53]

Bangkok for about 25,000 baht is correct.

 

I can never get my head around this sort of post. There are a couple of other, similar threads under way. If you figured she might have been cheating, why did you keep her around? If you care for her so much that she has to prove it's your kid, why let her have a kid in the first place?

 

And I presume you have a plan for what to do when the tests show it's not your kid. Right?

[nidnoyham 30]

On the other hand, when this nipper grows up and starts to doubt that silly old duffer of a Ferang is his father, you can prove it to him- or show him he's right.

 

My late mate did all this to prove his daughter was his, for legal purposes. Total cost with paperwork and solicitor was best part of 100.000bht.

 

Our pension trustees, have agreed to pay her money as a surviving child, so it paid off. Problem is, they can only pay into a U.K bank account and she hasn't got one. nor likely to get one. It's only £135 PM, but that would see her through school and more.

 

A thought for all Expats with Thai family and a pension scheme based in their home country.

[joekicker 53]

Your pension trustees refuse to pay a relative without a DNA test? That doesn't sound right or legal. I'm sure the courts in a civilised country would order them to honour a birth certificate - like insurance and pension trustees have been doing for a few hundred years.

[nidnoyham 30]

Your pension trustees refuse to pay a relative without a DNA test? That doesn't sound right or legal. I'm sure the courts in a civilised country would order them to honour a birth certificate - like insurance and pension trustees have been doing for a few hundred years.

 

 

joe'

 

He had the DNA test done years ago, 'just in case' a sort of belt and braces. They may well have paid anyway, it was the one thing he sorted before dying. He had all the paperwork with him when he died over here.

 

They have refused to pay his wife a pension, due to them being married for less than a year.

 

The trustees are responsible for the fund and its distribution. They are an elected body of employees and retirees etc. In the U.K they have been in that form for about 15 years to protect pensions from desperate employers, who may spend it.

 

No retirees here knew about this 1 year marriage rule before he died, there have been a lot of questions asked since.

 

The only time to sort out dying is when you are still alive. Take nothing for granted.

[Obsession 571]

Bangkok for about 25,000 baht is correct.

 

I can never get my head around this sort of post. There are a couple of other, similar threads under way. If you figured she might have been cheating, why did you keep her around? If you care for her so much that she has to prove it's your kid, why let her have a kid in the first place?

 

And I presume you have a plan for what to do when the tests show it's not your kid. Right?

I cant remember the exact figure, but it was astonishing how many children in the uk werent fathered by their eh, mothers husband. They quoted the figure out of ten, so obviously it was over 10%. The real figure will be higher than the official one because its something many would keep quiet. The government was trying to make it illegal for you to dna a child,probably because they didnt want to have to deal with the fall out. They had an article that said women mostly marry for security, but when they are ovulating they seek out the best physical specimen they can find and shag them. Not sure that I agree with their theory, but thats what they said.

[hybrid 1]

Bangkok for about 25,000 baht is correct.

 

I can never get my head around this sort of post. There are a couple of other, similar threads under way. If you figured she might have been cheating, why did you keep her around? If you care for her so much that she has to prove it's your kid, why let her have a kid in the first place?

 

And I presume you have a plan for what to do when the tests show it's not your kid. Right?

 

no i don't think she was cheating, I just think for peace of mind its easier to do now than later.

and i don't intend to ask her to prove anything . i intend to just have the test done for my own knowledge without her knowing. it does not require any of the mothers dna for the test

[joekicker 53]

no i don't think she was cheating, I just think for peace of mind its easier to do now than later.

 

Yes, I gathered that. What are you going to do when the test shows the child is not yours? Not much peace of mind there, I'd say.

[hybrid 1]

Yes, I gathered that. What are you going to do when the test shows the child is not yours? Not much peace of mind there, I'd say.

 

if its not mine .. oh the horror.. what do you know that i don;t, are you papa !! when did you screw her

well if it was not to be mine .. which as i've said i'm sure it is , i do live here , so its not a case of i've been out of LOS for a long time. and on the ocaasions i do go back to home country she goes up country to mama

then its simple. pack a few bags for her and and take her back to mama. then i'd come back to patts with my head held high and party party party.

 

serisously tho. dads also get attached to kids. not as quick as mother though. if i was to find out it was not mine, then better to find out while there is no emotional link between myself and the sprog. ie now.

[Obsession 571]

Yes, I gathered that. What are you going to do when the test shows the child is not yours? Not much peace of mind there, I'd say.

Bit of a no brainer there. What would you do?

[joekicker 53]

Bit of a no brainer there. What would you do?

 

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I thought it was clear the point never would arise for me, which is why I was asking.

 

However. We do not share the definition of "no brainer". I find it hard to imagine a simple situation with more ethical and moral problems than this one. It's a binary problem - the child is or isn't his - but no matter the answer there are major implications. "No brainer" doesn't seem to fit, not to me.

[nidnoyham 30]

I believe in medieval England, the bloodline was traced from the female side. They knew for sure it was the mothers baby.

[wacmedia 277]

.women mostly marry for security, but when they are ovulating they seek out the best physical specimen they can find and shag them. Not sure that I agree with their theory, but thats what they said.

 

Hi,

 

Thanks, wondered why I got so many women when I was a hansum man.

[nidnoyham 30]

I read a similar thing about women getting pregnant, by their lovers more easily than their husbands.

 

Apparently, they are more likely to have an orgasm with their lover, which means during orgasm , the vagina sucks the semen deeper into the cervix, which opens wider and holds it there, increasing fertility odds.

 

You can't trust 'em.

 

A bloke will tell you his wife is frigid and the milkman says she's the best bunk-up he ever had.

Edited June 12, 2008 by nidnoyham

[newcomer 0]

I'd get a DNA test to see if it was my kid, I would not trust a BG's word saying the kids mine.

 

a couple of years back i met up with a nice BG out of nana plaza. just stayed one night and the next day payed her and off to pattaya, wild night. no phone numbers exchanged and no contact.

 

next year, I'm at nana and i bump into her. she happy to see me so i take her to my room at nana hotel. she tells me that she have norway boy friend who just left thailand for home and she love him a lot. she even shows me a picture of him( the guy's got dark hair like me and wears glasses like me. looks a little like me, except he has lighter skin). she gets a phone call from him while she is in my room and she say to him i love and miss you to him. I'm quite and i let her do her thing. after the phone call, she thanked me for understanding about the phone call. we get down to business, boom boom her big time, in the middle of the boom boom with her she tells me for little more money i can cum in her. so i think about for a second and say ok and blast her one, cream pie.

after our business was done and i send her off, no phone numbers exchanged, never to see her again.

 

later on, i was wondering if she was trying to get pregnant to con her norway boy friend that the baby is his.

 

i may have a kid growing up in norway.

[jacko 8,776]

I don't think the OP is discussing a BG here.

 

Your girl was likely just trying to make a bit more money, or get her own back on farangs for giving her an STD.

[newcomer 0]

I don't think the OP is discussing a BG here.

 

Your girl was likely just trying to make a bit more money, or get her own back on farangs for giving her an STD.

 

 

no way jose, clean as a whisle. I'm just telling you what happened. i think the guy(OP )here is talking about trust and like i said don't take her word for it that the baby is his, get that DNA test to make sure, protect yourself.

god ,even in the US of A i would want a DNA test to make sure that baby is mine if an american woman came up to me and said that the baby is mine. that is an old game that women play, american ,thai, norway etc...

[jacko 8,776]

no way jose, clean as a whisle. I'm just telling you what happened. i think the guy(OP )here is talking about trust and like i said don't take her word for it that the baby is his, get that DNA test to make sure, protect yourself.

god ,even in the US of A i would want a DNA test to make sure that baby is mine if an american woman came up to me and said that the baby is mine. that is an old game that women play, american ,thai, norway etc...

EVEN in the USA eh.......sadly, my time over there, taught me to be careful dispensing trust too. But they weren't all bad.... here too....some good, some bad, some a bit of both. But you specifically used the 'phrase' BG... well yes I would be dubious of being handed a cigar and congratulated by a girl who works at a bar. Off to the DNA clinic or the airport!

 

 

 

Hopefully, a wife deserves better.

[joekicker 53]

i think the guy(OP )here is talking about trust and like i said don't take her word for it that the baby is his, get that DNA test to make sure, protect yourself.

 

The lovely part is you don't have to think at all. The OP is talking about his WIFE!

 

EDIT whoops, sorry Jacko, didn't mean to jump on your line.

Edited June 13, 2008 by joekicker

[newcomer 0]

The lovely part is you don't have to think at all. The OP is talking about his WIFE!

 

EDIT whoops, sorry Jacko, didn't mean to jump on your line.

 

the wife ,BG , anything female, same same don't trust get DNA TEST

[rockinjerry 2]

Hybrid:

 

Obviously you want to know, for peace of mind, so go and have the test done.

 

End of story.

[joekicker 53]

jerry,

He has peace of mind. He has a wife, a healthy baby, life is good.

 

The test in the very best instance keeps him the way he is. It cannot get better. It can, however, get one whole hell of a lot worse, and he WANTS that.

 

Of course, he should go for it. No argument. So long as he knows the only two possible outcomes, he should fork over that cash asap.

[anonsailor 0]

Here's another thought, not sure about Thailand, but in the Philippines, DNA testing will not help you as they tend to ignore the results, it was one of the points of contention during the base renewal talks.

[rockinjerry 2]

jerry,

He has peace of mind. He has a wife, a healthy baby, life is good.

 

Of course, he should go for it. No argument. So long as he knows the only two possible outcomes, he should fork over that cash asap.

 

 

Here's another thought, not sure about Thailand, but in the Philippines, DNA testing will not help you as they tend to ignore the results, it was one of the points of contention during the base renewal talks.

 

 

Mr. Kicker:

 

Yep, I know Hybrid and he has a lovely wife, and a new healthy baby boy. I agree with your last paragraph. It is on his mind, so go do it. Again, end of story! And, may they all three live happily ever after!

 

Mr. Sailor:

 

In this case, Hybrid is CONSIDERING having the test done for his own peace of mind.

[nidnoyham 30]

My dad used to say- " Those who don't trust other people, can not be trusted themselves"

 

After reading the OP's post on a sore dick, there seems to be a grain of truth in what the old boy said.