Juice?

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There’s a bloke sitting indoors watching the T.V.

 

His other half has gone off to bingo and his son's watching T.V in his bedroom.

 

All of a sudden his son appears in the hallway. The son said 'Dad, I have a question,

 

What’s 'Love Juice?' The dad said 'How old are you?'

 

The son said 'Twelve,' and so the Dad said 'Well you’ve got to find out sometime, so sit down.

 

You're going to meet a lovely young lady along your travels and you’ll probably find yourself a little secret love nest.

 

You’ll start to kiss and cuddle and find yourself getting sexually aroused.

 

You’ll probably start to undo her blouse and play with her boobs.

 

You’ll probably start to run your hand up her leg and start to play with her little hairy buff.

 

Don’t make it too wet otherwise it makes farting noises during sex.

 

That wetness that you can feel is called love juice.'

 

 

The boy says 'Thanks Dad' and starts to walk out of the room.

 

The dad says 'Excuse me son, but what are you watching upstairs?'

 

 

 

His son replies 'Tennis…'

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good one !!!!!