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I boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New

York recently , and on taking my seat as I settled in, I noticed a very beautiful

woman boarding the plane. I realised she was heading straight toward

my seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside me.

 

"Hello", I blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

 

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the

annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ."

 

I swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman I had eve seen

sitting next to me, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

 

Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What's your

business role at this convention?"

 

 

"Lecturer," she responded."I use my experience to debunk some of the

popular myths about sexuality.."

 

"Really", I smiled, "what myths are those?"

 

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men

are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American

Indian who is most likely to possess that trait..

 

 

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when

actually it is the men of Greek descent.

 

 

We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are

the Irish."

 

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she

said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even

know your name!"

 

"Tonto," I said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me

Paddy."

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