Luna Massage

[bratpack 91]

Jacko, I take these assignments very seriously.

I'll do my best to give a report as soon as I can get away from the missus :)

 

 

Will be very interested in how professional the masseuse is and its an insult thinking the place is a brothel so no bj hj for u mate lol lol

[Tatanka 1]

The shop is not a brothel, personally I and the owner would take offense to that. Some of the girls will, some won't. But it's not like many of the shit holes around Pattaya that people who make that kind of comparison would be used to.

 

Oh well, it's not for me then I guess.

[frostfire 1,279]

I'll give it a try tomorrow.

 

I agree with MM - its well worth an extra 100 baht (most good oil massages are around 300) for a private room, AC and private shower. Take Yellow House for example - nothing is private there, the AC sucks and the girls aren't near as cute as those pictured here. Well worth the extra, IMHO.

 

So Luna (and btw, why you named Luna if its your friends shop? Just curious =P), this IS a mongering board... and I dont think anyone on this board would be interested in a CUTE masseuse if all they wanted was a massage. That said... since you can't (for obvious reasons) tell us which girls will provide extras, can you do us the favor of telling us which girls will NOT provide extras? So I know who not to schedule..> Would hate to have to post a negative (at least negative from a mongers standpoint) review because I chose wrong

 

Frosty

[frostfire 1,279]

Another question... What is a "Special Lotion Massage" for 500 baht/hr?

[captcraig2 120]

Another question... What is a "Special Lotion Massage" for 500 baht/hr?

 

 

 

It's what's left over from the guy before you!

Edited December 18, 2010 by captcraig2

[jaxxon55 252]

Jacko, I take these assignments very seriously.

I'll do my best to give a report as soon as I can get away from the missus :)

 

You are always ready to sacrifice for us MM. A trail blazer.

Jack

[teelack 9,636]

Ho Hum. It sounds just like the Dream Teen massage story all over. Some thought it great and others a rip off. In the end however it often up to the quality of the lady that you luck onto.

[MM 6,562]

Ho Hum. It sounds just like the Dream Teen massage story all over. Some thought it great and others a rip off. In the end however it often up to the quality of the lady that you luck onto.

 

 

Yeah, you're right.

 

Somebody posts about a place, mentions the prices, and the usual posters go on about how they can get whatever it is cheaper without regard to quality or surroundings.

 

Of course, none of those who post have ever been to the place they criticize on prices mentioned.

 

It really is the same old thing.

 

I'm actually surprised you didn't dip your oar in.

[frostfire 1,279]

Yeah, you're right.

 

Somebody posts about a place, mentions the prices, and the usual posters go on about how they can get whatever it is cheaper without regard to quality or surroundings.

 

Of course, none of those who post have ever been to the place they criticize on prices mentioned.

 

It really is the same old thing.

 

I'm actually surprised you didn't dip your oar in.

 

Speaking of the dipping or oars...

 

I made a booking with a girl recommended by the management for 6pm tonight. Will throw a report here afterward :)

Edited December 19, 2010 by frostfire

[bratpack 91]

Yeah, you're right.

 

Somebody posts about a place, mentions the prices, and the usual posters go on about how they can get whatever it is cheaper without regard to quality or surroundings.

 

Of course, none of those who post have ever been to the place they criticize on prices mentioned.

 

It really is the same old thing.

 

I'm actually surprised you didn't dip your oar in.

 

 

I agree with you on many things Martin,i picked up on the post because the guy opened very close to at least 3 more massage places,proffessed to be the best,showed pics of the girls and some do and some dont??,said they were brilliant masseueses,then said some wernt experienced,a total fucking hotch potch to me.If u want a very very good thai or oil massage with no extras i said one could get exactly that for less money,granted the rooms are private,but i dont want a private room unless i want to fuck a hooker,i want a good oil massage and thats fine by me,no mods,no cons just a very good,long standing choice of Women who are very experienced and i feel comfortable with them after 6 eyars of going there.If i want to fuck/hj/bj with a young good looking girl i will go there Martin,dont need a trip report for that mate.Thats why i said on the last post,money has got nothing to do with it unless one wants more than a quality experienced top notch masseuese of many years standing

[frostfire 1,279]

I agree with you on many things Martin,i picked up on the post because the guy opened very close to at least 3 more massage places,proffessed to be the best,showed pics of the girls and some do and some dont??,said they were brilliant masseueses,then said some wernt experienced,a total fucking hotch potch to me.If u want a very very good thai or oil massage with no extras i said one could get exactly that for less money,granted the rooms are private,but i dont want a private room unless i want to fuck a hooker,i want a good oil massage and thats fine by me,no mods,no cons just a very good,long standing choice of Women who are very experienced and i feel comfortable with them after 6 eyars of going there.If i want to fuck/hj/bj with a young good looking girl i will go there Martin,dont need a trip report for that mate.Thats why i said on the last post,money has got nothing to do with it unless one wants more than a quality experienced top notch masseuese of many years standing

 

 

So... what your saying is that since a car is a car, a Ferrari should cost the same as a Pinto? Or perhaps a steak dinner should cost the same from a street vendor as in a 5 star eatery?

 

Of course not. Thinking so is just stupid. You pay for more then just what you get - you pay for the ambiance of WHERE you eat, as well as the quality of the goods.

 

A private room and shower has value. If you're not willing to pay it, that does not mean its a bad value - its just not for you. More for us

[MM 6,562]

bratpack, you are correct that the "some do some don't" and some girls are new and being trained comments by the OP might make the experience over priced... if you go looking for a shag with a cute girl and she can't even do a decent massage and won't do extras.

But you're forgetting the "special oil"!

[bratpack 91]

bratpack, you are correct that the "some do some don't" and some girls are new and being trained comments by the OP might make the experience over priced... if you go looking for a shag with a cute girl and she can't even do a decent massage and won't do extras.

But you're forgetting the "special oil"!

 

 

Exactly my point mate,the post was so vague but was suppose to be offering something different,my view was the place was different cos it couldnt do a proper massage,a good chance one couldnt get a hooker,by all accounts.

 

The place is a brothel not a spa so why doesnt he say that,i suppose he couldnt directly say,but then critisised a great massage plaxce without even having a massage.

[bratpack 91]

So... what your saying is that since a car is a car, a Ferrari should cost the same as a Pinto? Or perhaps a steak dinner should cost the same from a street vendor as in a 5 star eatery?

 

Of course not. Thinking so is just stupid. You pay for more then just what you get - you pay for the ambiance of WHERE you eat, as well as the quality of the goods.

 

A private room and shower has value. If you're not willing to pay it, that does not mean its a bad value - its just not for you. More for us

 

 

NO,i didnt say that whatsoever,which thread did u read unless i dint explain myself.The guy is offering sex not a good thai or oil massage,i want a good thai or oil massage and not prepared to pay the price,end of.

[bratpack 91]

bratpack, you are correct that the "some do some don't" and some girls are new and being trained comments by the OP might make the experience over priced... if you go looking for a shag with a cute girl and she can't even do a decent massage and won't do extras.

But you're forgetting the "special oil"!

 

 

I am cumming in my pants thinking of that special oil

[darkmancomes 75]

400 baht for an oil massage,are u having a giraffe

 

 

BP I think the clue is in the name Luna i.e lunatic you would need to be to pay those prices for someone to practice massage on you! lol

[bratpack 91]

BP I think the clue is in the name Luna i.e lunatic you would need to be to pay those prices for someone to practice massage on you! lol

 

 

I know mate and the 2 sabaii places on the same side have very experienced staff and are excellent also good friends too.Been for quite a few years and never had any problems.If Luna want to charge that price and imply some do and some dont, then they will have a certain type of clientelle.i ahvent got a problem with that,my problem is want experienced masseuse not someone who will ACCIDENTLYtickle your balls then hit you with a 500 hj or 1000bj

[frostfire 1,279]

Ok,

 

So... I arrived at my scheduled time. The place is very nice at first appearance. Very clean and neat - comfortable. They have a menu of drinks you can order, at reasonable (but not low) prices (50bt beer). When you first walk in (unlike most places) the girls are not to be seen or heard - they hang out in the back and will come forward if called so you can take your pick. I had mine scheduled tho, so I didn't get to see that process.

 

The girls that were there that late (8pm) were a mix of cute and average - I only saw 2 that I would do, and I am pretty picky - but I did not see all the girls that were there - I heard them in the back, but never saw them.... Had a few fuglies as well :)

 

The girl I reserved is 24 and cute, nice body... and good overall disposition. I did not ask her to get naked for the massage (and she didn't), but after the massage I found that she would have if I had asked (or at least topless), tho I got the impression thats not on the table for everyone

 

Massage was a 7 - good, but not great... too soft... But considering my leg is still fucked up from a couple weeks ago, thats probably a good thing this time, tho I will ask her to be a bit stronger next time (or pick someone else just for variety).

 

HJ was offered and turned down, BJ was accepted - no talk of money, but I gave her 500. Got the distinct impression that full service was on the menu, but did not ask.

 

The rooms are moderate sized - not large, but larger then you need for what it is. Shower was clean and private in the room - very nice. Lights were on a dimmer, so set it the way you like it.

 

The bed was overly hard however - as was the pillow. Thats my only complaint... They need a better pillow, or one with a shape more conducive to a face being pressed in to it. Was moderately uncomfortable. (Hope your reading this Luna! - ). While the bed was hard, for a massage thats not a bad thing - but the pillow needs some work!

 

Overall I would say the experience was worth the price. An extra 100 baht for a private room and at least as good of a massage as I would have gotten at any of the other "good" massage places in town (not the cheap holes in the wall on Soi honey), as well has having extras available... not bad at all.

 

I was asked not to post the name of the lady, so I won't - since I know at least one person from the place will be reading this lol.

 

I will be returning - Likely even today, but tomorrow at the latest, despite the higher price (which I really don't mind anyway - why quibble over $3??)

[jacko 8,813]

I will be returning - Likely even today, but tomorrow at the latest, despite the higher price (which I really don't mind anyway - why quibble over $3??)

Did you pay 400 baht for the 1 hour oily?

By my calculation that would be $6 (although what $US has got to do with it I do not know.)

So you pay double the regular price, get an unsatisfactory massage, and will be going back.

 

I appreciate the concept of a private room and shower, and would figure it worth a hundred more.

 

Anybody knows you move the pillow under your chest while your back is being done!

 

Thanks for taking the time and please report on visit #2.

[bratpack 91]

Did you pay 400 baht for the 1 hour oily?

By my calculation that would be $6 (although what $US has got to do with it I do not know.)

So you pay double the regular price, get an unsatisfactory massage, and will be going back.

 

I appreciate the concept of a private room and shower, and would figure it worth a hundred more.

 

Anybody knows you move the pillow under your chest while your back is being done!

 

Thanks for taking the time and please report on visit #2.

 

 

Just about sums it up Jacko its a brothel lol lol.If you want a good harder massage,not the soft massage to arouse u,go to the 2 sabai ones just about Lunatic.500 baht for a bj aint bad,is she a spitter or swallower though

[frostfire 1,279]

Did you pay 400 baht for the 1 hour oily?

By my calculation that would be $6 (although what $US has got to do with it I do not know.)

So you pay double the regular price, get an unsatisfactory massage, and will be going back.

 

I appreciate the concept of a private room and shower, and would figure it worth a hundred more.

 

Anybody knows you move the pillow under your chest while your back is being done!

 

Thanks for taking the time and please report on visit #2.

 

Nice to see you still like to put your own spin on things.

 

400 baht is 100 baht more then most places. Show me where you can get a 200 baht Oil massage in pattaya today? I'm sure there is one, but I sure as hell would not want to lay down there. Probably dirty as hell.

 

Some places 250, sure... but most 300. That is not double.

 

Second, where did I say it was unsatisfactory? I said it was at least as good as ANY of the good massage places in town. Read before you post, and don't twist my words to mean what you want them to say.

 

For comparison, I put the massages at Yellow House at a 5 - and at HealthLand a 7 as well.

[jacko 8,813]

Nice to see you still like to put your own spin on things.

 

400 baht is 100 baht more then most places. Show me where you can get a 200 baht Oil massage in pattaya today? I'm sure there is one, but I sure as hell would not want to lay down there. Probably dirty as hell.

 

Some places 250, sure... but most 300. That is not double.

 

Second, where did I say it was unsatisfactory? I said it was at least as good as ANY of the good massage places in town. Read before you post, and don't twist my words to mean what you want them to say.

 

For comparison, I put the massages at Yellow House at a 5 - and at HealthLand a 7 as well.

Well, your second sentence sums it up... where do you get 200 baht oily massage in Pattaya today? For one hour, just about most places, the aforementioned Soi Honey Inn, Soi Bua khao, Pattaya Klang.... second rd...many many places jack. I never pay more.... places are not dirty, and I often get a private room.

 

You said the massage was too soft..... and 'not great'..... but if you were satisfied by too soft, good but not great, well fine.

 

I did read before I posted, otherwise I would not have latched onto 'not great'.... perhaps you should read after you write to see how it could be perceived.

Latest advertising campaign from Frosty---- It's not great but I was satisfied (a BJ may have helped... )

I haven't tried the yellow house, is that the brothel near immigration were guys get STDs from BJs?

Edited December 20, 2010 by jacko

[bratpack 91]

Nice to see you still like to put your own spin on things.

 

400 baht is 100 baht more then most places. Show me where you can get a 200 baht Oil massage in pattaya today? I'm sure there is one, but I sure as hell would not want to lay down there. Probably dirty as hell.

 

Some places 250, sure... but most 300. That is not double.

 

Second, where did I say it was unsatisfactory? I said it was at least as good as ANY of the good massage places in town. Read before you post, and don't twist my words to mean what you want them to say.

 

For comparison, I put the massages at Yellow House at a 5 - and at HealthLand a 7 as well.

 

 

As Jacko states,loads of very good uns for 200 baht,but if you want to pay over the odds for a not great oil massage,but a private room for a blowjob thats up to you but dont call them dirty when you havent been or you dont even know where they are.

[mrlasvegas 124]

Oh well, it's not for me then I guess.

Me too. I can see those who live there giving it a go. But for tourists? Isn't the whole idea to do something unique on your vacation? There are thousands of normal massage places here in Las Vegas, no need to fly 14 hours away for it.

[MM 6,562]

Me too. I can see those who live there giving it a go. But for tourists? Isn't the whole idea to do something unique on your vacation? There are thousands of normal massage places here in Las Vegas, no need to fly 14 hours away for it.

 

Just curious, because I might be venturing out that way.

 

How much for a normal massage from a 19-22 yo who offers (1) hand job (2) blow job (3) full service?