Where to buy a swim suit for a guy (farang sized guy)

[Grandpollo]

I seem to have lost my bathing suit, left behind at the last place I visited, I guess.

 

Where is a good place to buy farang sized suit in Pattaya. An XL I have found with shirts, might fit a slightly larger than average Thai but it is not a North American XL so I suspect the same for swim suits. And a place like Mikes is not too easy to try something on.

 

Cost is not a huge deal because they don't cost that much. But not the Nike or Benneton store either.

 

I wish I knew this because I could have gone to Walmart today.

[atlas2]

Try Outlet Mall next to Tescos……….failing that Tesco themselves are stocking Russian sizes.

 

If you're stuck to shopping in Pattaya then there's a shop on the first floor of the Big C North Pattaya that just does swimwear.

Edited November 21, 2013 by atlas2

[LocalYokul]

I got mine at Big C South Pattaya.

Edited November 21, 2013 by LocalYokul

[atlas2]

I guess on reflection the answer is most everywhere.....

[CheshireTom]

I think the problem with trousers/shorts/pants etc off-the-peg is the cut, as much as the size - they're not designed for fat-arses. I gave up ages ago trying to force myself into clothes that are designed for East Asian guys ... better to order online and/or get a mate to bring it over from UK.

[atlas2]

Tom….. you could try Torque's pre-fight regime and tell us your fitness triumphs in modest detail up until the time arrives for your now svelte arse to slide into a pair of East Asian, teflon-coated, non-stick, polar-necked undies....

Edited November 21, 2013 by atlas2

[CheshireTom]

Tom….. you could try Torque's pre-fight regime and tell us your fitness triumphs in modest detail up until the time arrives for your now svelte arse to slide into a pair of East Asian, teflon-coated, non-stick, polar-necked undies....

 

Down here, kevlar, rather than teflon-coated, tend to be the most popular.

Edited November 21, 2013 by CheshireTom

[jacko]

Coincidentally I noticed a good selection of swimwear in BigC-X only yesterday.

Plenty of tourists shopping there so I think your size could be accommodated.

 

Failing that a sock some elastic.

[Fatboyfat]

Sounds extravagant I know, but one of my employees, who is a bit of a "big ol' boy" got caught in exactly the same predicament as you GP. He got one of the tailor shops to rustle up a couple of pairs for not too much Baht. They appeared the same day he ordered. Having said that, he regularly uses them for shirts and troos etc.

[harro1]

Maybe if your size swimwear isn't readily available, it would be best for us all if you don't go and find those oversized ones.

[spike]

just do as the Thai's do...wear a pair of walking shorts.

[jacko]

just do as the Thai's do...wear a pair of walking shorts.

Or underpants.

[bratpack]

I thought a swimsuit was a one piece when swimming long distance in cold water,in the uk we say swimming trunks or swimming shorts,we dont wear bras

Edited November 21, 2013 by bratpack

[harro1]

I thought a swimsuit was a one piece when swimming long distance in cold water,in the uk we say swimming trunks or swimming shorts,we dont wear bras

 

Might help with the wobbling and the Back pain.

[atlas2]

Or underpants.

 

 

Not for me!

 

I was at the Dr's yesterday with my wife………(We're trying to have a baby) and the Dr turns to me and says, "Khung Atlas, I'll need a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sample of your semen." My wife pointed at my crouch and said, "Tee lack, he wants your underpants!! "

Edited November 21, 2013 by atlas2

[jacko]

Not for me!

 

I was at the Dr's yesterday with my wife………(We're trying to have a baby) and the Dr turns to me and says, "Khung Atlas, I'll need a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sample of your semen." My wife pointed at my crouch and said, "Tee lack, he wants your underpants!! "

I am sure it was very entertaining in the waiting room.

Over the plastic chair looking at the Africa pages in National Geographic?

When I was there the nurse gave me a little plastic cup and said she needed a stool sample.

I looked at the little thing and suggested 'you haven't seen one of my turds have you?'

Edited November 22, 2013 by jacko

[LocalYokul]

You could always just wear a light pair of shorts, like the Thais do.

[atlas2]

When I was there the nurse gave me a little plastic cup and said she needed a stool sample.

I looked at the little thing and suggested 'you haven't seen one of my turds have you?'

 

 

Funny you should say that…...

 

I went to an optician. He covered one eye and asked me to read letters from top to bottom on a card stuck to a wall.

"C D Q

H T U

X J R

S L M

 

Made in Hong Kong"

 

I did the same with the other eye and he said, "Mr Atlas you have perfect 20/20 vision. What's your problem?"

 

I opened the cardboard shoe box I'd brought with me and showed him an enormous turd…….."Every time I pass one of these it makes my eyes water!!"

[jacko]

Funny you should say that…...

I hope so.

 

I brought mine back in a filled shoebox too.

The nurse said 'I only needed a small sample mastermind!'

I said 'I started so I'll finish'

[atlas2]

I hope so.

 

I brought mine back in a filled shoebox too.

The nurse said 'I only needed a small sample mastermind!'

I said 'I started so I'll finish'

 

 

Yeah my turds were coming out shaped like french fries……….Dr advised I should pull my string vest up.

 

 

OK Mods sorry……... Back to swimwear...

Edited November 22, 2013 by atlas2

[nkped]

OK Mods sorry……... Back to swimwear...

Please!

[MM]

I hope so.

 

I brought mine back in a filled shoebox too.

The nurse said 'I only needed a small sample mastermind!'

I said 'I started so I'll finish'

 

 

Yeah my turds were coming  out shaped like french fries……….Dr advised I should pull my string vest up.

 

 

OK Mods sorry……... Back to swimwear...

 

Just one more on this diversion please.

What's a string vest?

 

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[CheshireTom]

Just one more on this diversion please.

What's a string vest?

 

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As modelled by Rab C ...

 

 

[atlas2]

 

 

 

This is a photo of me when I was young……and foolish and needed the money.

Edited November 24, 2013 by atlas2

[MM]

Can't say they ever caught on in the USA as far as I know.

 

Okay, about that swimwear...and on the topic of string wear...perhaps this would do?