My shit don't stink girls... what next ?

[Gabor 296]

Of course started from japan.... The ultimate party girl gift: Pills that make you poop rainbow glitter

Lucy Sambrook for Metro.co.ukFriday 12 Dec 2014 2:30 pm

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What to get your good friend who loves to party and always covers herself in glitter?

Well, in the messed up world that is the internet, you can now purchase rainbow glitter pills.

Now, in the item’s description it doesn’t specify that you are supposed to eat the things, but the whole ‘pill’ name does imply a product intended for oral consumption.

And the glitter is described as non-toxic. Do with that information what you will.

You can also purchase these rather festive gold glitter pills.Just in case, you know, you ever want golden sparkly poop.

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/12/the-ultimate-party-girl-gift-pills-that-make-you-poop-rainbow-glitter-4984836/#ixzz3at8gZ3Bi

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/12/the-ultimate-party-girl-gift-pills-that-make-you-poop-rainbow-glitter-4984836/#ixzz3at8DTxW3

Edited May 22, 2015 by Gabor

[atlas2 4,329]

That great polymath Benjamin Franklin……..in his Essay 'Fart Proudly' (essential reading for any self respecting man)…….considered the feasibility of creating farts that smelt of pleasant things……..and challenged notable chemists of the day to set about it.

 

I think there has been some movement towards this over the last few hundred years.

 

Glitter out of the shitter would have pleased him ………….

Edited May 22, 2015 by atlas2

[teelack 9,297]

What about sparkling sperm? A glittering gusher?

 

Why should the girls have all the fun!

[atlas2 4,329]

It was once green……!!

[ZARIS 20]

You guys have seriously got too much time on your hands.

[graymatter 153]

My favorite western Australian vineyard is called "Jane Brook" and they sell a sparkling wine which has 23 carrot gold leaf in the wine.

 

 

I have tried a few glasses but at $100 per bottle its a special occasion wine. and I can tell you that I can't tell the difference in taste from the normal $35 bottle without gold leaf.

 

You guys have given me an idea though. If I tell the girls that the gold leaf is excreted in sperm I might get some enthusiastic blow jobs. Thai girls love their gold.

 

[Bushcraft 2,571]

There was a young man from Australia

Who painted his bum like a dahlia

The result was precise

The colours quite nice

The aroma? Ah, that was a failure