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A Texan was visiting Harvard University, and was lost. He stopped a student and asked, "Do you know where the library is at?"

"I sure do," replied the student, "But, you know, you're not supposed to end sentences with prepositions."

"What?" "Prepositions. You ended your sentence with an 'at', which you aren't supposed to do."

"Oh, ok," said the Texan, "Do you know where the library is at, asshole?"

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One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyser test. The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

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A Redneck walks into a bar and sees a donkey. He asks the bartender why is there a donkey in here and the bartender says if you can make this donkey laugh I will give you ten thousand dollars.

So BillyBob whispers in the donkey's ear and the donkey started laughing. Then the bartender said if you can make the donkey cry I will give you ten thousand more dollars. So the BB turns to an angle where only the donkey can see and the donkey started crying.

The bartender couldn't believe it so he asked BB how did you make the donkey laugh then make the donkey cry?

BillyBob said first I told the donkey my dick was bigger than his, then I showed him.

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One day two best friends Tommy and Bobby were walking down the forest when suddenly a large cobra jumped on Tommy's leg and bit his dick. Since no one was around for miles Bob called a hospital and told the doctor, "Quick Quick I need your help; my friend got bit by a cobra on his penis."

The doctor told him "Son you're gonna have to suck the venom out yourself." 

Bobby asked, "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom." The doctor says; "Sorry there's nothing we can do." So Bob goes running to his friend and when he gets there Tommy says with pain; "So what did the doctor say?"

Bob says; "Doc said you're gonna die."

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48 minutes ago, Bullfrog said:

Ah ... You fell for the old "102 Dalmation" scam ....

It was udderly embarrassing.

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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
 

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An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.

So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
 

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There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke! "Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

Arthur responds ... if you guys won't drink beer, than neither will I.

 

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A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

"Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes.

"So what's your name?" she asked. "Beersex."

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Just now, VPI78 said:

A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

"Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes.

"So what's your name?" she asked. "Beersex."

In the infamous "Rainbow" skit the answer was "Lager Fanny" ... In fact I think its worth playing the whole thing if I can find it somewhere ...

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