BigusDicus

MM, Are you going to let her get away with that??? She should be spanked! Firmly, yet in an understanding manner. If her bottom stings to much after her well deserved spanking, a professional should take care of her. I cannot think of any professional's who would do a better job than myself. If necessary I am willing to drop everything and come handle her for you.......Anything to help you maintain the well deserved FLB reputation. BD

I too use AVG, free version. I have also been using Lavasoft's Ad-Aware spyware detection for years. They have recently upgraded to a full antivirus suite, still free at this point. Just to make sure they are working I have downloaded from Norton's site a 'free virus scan' program. It updates everytime you load it and scans your system. If it finds anything, it asks you to purchase full program to fix it. So far it has only found spyware, which AVG and and Ad-Aware handle easily.

Truth Time

Speaking of longevity....

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Trousers?

Just As I Thought

Polite Way Polite Way To Pee... During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.' 'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry , but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back..' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.' 'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, to whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'' The teacher fainted.

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Yes I did. He said okay, but don't post the one of him suckling her nipple.

The Menu A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $ 1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $ 2.50 HANDJOB: $ 10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger"... =

some start young

President Obama declares that we should not blame Al Qaeda. "It is not terrorism. Its a 'man made disaster'. Its a soldiers fault for wanting to drink beer"

If you suffer from Migraines try this

Flamingo

A cute little lady from Iowa had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all.' She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, 'Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!' This is why....

THE WEALTHY HOOKER- A guy is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" The Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." The guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." So the guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500." "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us: All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and shows? "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" No," the hooker replies, "but I would... if I had a pussy."

Obviously whoever wrote the procedures knows my wife!

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