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QUOTE (nidnoyham @ May 8 2009, 01:33 PM) Just for you villa, Google iii, it is an investment website. On the Homepage, there is a search bar top right hand. Enter wkp.l and search share price. When the page appears for this company, scroll down to the box containing the biggest monthly movers by %. You will see some up in value by 200+%. That 'aint bad for a months investment eh ? 6 months ago they were all red boxes, down about 40%. Now they are all blue and rising. PS. From today they have changed the format. No monthly results to check out the big movers. They don't give the dif

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held

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Bars on windows and housefires can be a bad mix.

The Lord teaches us it is important to have compassion for those less fortunate. I feel the need to feed her!

Funny, I often think the same thing. Of course it is not marmite I feed them..........

Brickies Laborer Working in Bangladesh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OISB65r2Cuc

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There was a time when people said a black man would be elected president when "pigs fly" 100 days into Obama's presidency, "swine flu"

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says "A beer please, and one for the road." 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?" 7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of

It is a nice little place. I stayed there a couple of years ago. Rooms are small, plain. But clean and well kept. My memory is there was a safe in the room. Do not remember any noise problems. Pool area is nice, small. Nice little restaurant and bar area. Management friendly and helpful. Guest friendly. Security does not check ID's if that is a problem for you. My only complaint was the in room wi-f. It was somewhat 'spotty'. I make a lot of internet phone calls and download files doing business. The signal would drop suddenly, resulting in dropped calls, etc. For m

Drinking with a Redneck A Mexican, an Arab, and a Redneck are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the A rab World, we hav e so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The redneck, co

Who searches? It finds me....

Some of these are sick and some are just wrong! A whole lotta WTF's

Excellent!