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This has convinced me not to use mr dreamtransport, too many board members are posting about bad experiences using this service. We should not be reading bad reviews about Mr Dreamtransport's service after all the guarantees and assurances that were given after Cheshire Tom's review. Why would anyone in their right mind pay in advance for a taxi from the airport to Pattaya and why would you pay 1200 for a taxi service with a terrible reputation when you can get a reliable taxi service for 1000 baht including all tolls? Based on all the negative customer feedback posted on all the main discussion boards I would say it is time Mr Dreamtransport rebranded/repriced/relaunched his taxi business. Mr Dreamtransport's website seems disingenuous to say the least as the service advertised does not tally with customer feedback.

The nearest we got to seeing a live sex show on a school outing was on a day trip to the zoo, two chimpanzees rode the hole of each other(they were both male)

You mean there's no connect 4? I have booked my next flight with Thai airways simply because they have connection times that suit me and are €200 cheaper than my prefered carrier Air France

The bus is great but unfortunately it is not a 24 hour service and if your flight arrival time is delayed then you could end up waiting for 2 hours for the next bus(hopefully not the last bus of the day). After 24 hours of travelling I don't feel like pissing about the airport for an extra 2 hours to save €16.

At 1000 baht including tolls, with newish cars and safe drivers Mr T has to be the number 1 option when you need transport from the airport to Pattaya.

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Nice enough place but very overpriced in my opinion. The bedrooms are small, cleaning is only every 3rd day. Good location and very clean but there is much better value to be had.

Kasikorn bank was 49.05 today and 49.2 yesterday. TT exchange was 49.1 today and 49.24 yesterday

I'll meet you there but first bottle is on you

Some nice looking girls, what is the barfine before 1.30am? How much are lady drinks? How much for bottled beer? ..... San Miguel light /Singha/Beer Chang How much is draught?

Far too risky using 2 unconnected airlines to get there. There are loads of cheap flights from Dublin in september. I would not go via Heathrow because of the long lines at security and immigration. I hope you fellas realise that it pisses rain almost everyday in september in Pattaya .... Just like Ireland

I am planning on visiting South East Asia in the near future. I have deduced from research that Pattaya and Angeles city are the must visit cultural hotspots in the region. I would like to visit both venues on my upcoming trip to ensure that I get to enter the different temples in each venue. Cebu Pacific now seem to be offering direct flights from BKK to Clark for about 10000 inclusive of tax. Have any fellow board members availed of this flight and if so would you recommend it. Are there any direct flights available between BKK and Cebu?

Take out travel insurance. Do not flag down am empty baht bus as the driver may charge you 100 baht for hiring it. Stay away from tourists that tell you they have just lost their wallet. Do not buy illegal drugs. Do not talk to timeshare Conartists. There are no one day sales of precious stones. Never go with a guy that shows you pictures of sexy ladies offering sanuk. You do not owe allegiance to any bar or any girl. Have an oil massage everyday. Get a manicure and a pedicure. Go to a beauty salon and get a facial. Try drinking cocktails during the evening( i like a Tequilla sunrise or 4). Stroll along the beach. If it is not raining try walking around soi Bukoaw. Food from the street vendors is cheap and good enough quality. Indulge in a soapy massage. Not all Thai people will try to rip you off so you will make many Thai friends. Tip your maid 20 baht everyday. There are many good girls working in Pattaya so do not attempt to grope every girl you see. Thais drive on the left hand side so be careful when you cross the road. Do not carry a wallet full of money with you or wear jewelry. Many of the beggars that you will see are conartists that are working for criminal gangs(there are some very genuine people that have to beg to live) . . You are not obliged to buy any girl a drink just because she asks you. Don't make any plans as such just see what happens everyday... The main thing to remember is that you are on vacation and to relax.

I really can't tell but Villa is an expert on these matters and if Villa says that he would "nob" her then that confirms that lady GaGa is in fact a ladyboy. Maybe in a state of non sobriety i would be tempted to pok er face but there is no way i would let her/him poke my arse

I like to indulge in a sensual oil massage on a daily basis when i am on vacation in Pattaya but there is no way that I will pay over the odds for this service. If you can readjust your pricing so that it reaches the norm then I wish you all the best in your business venture and hopefully I can contribute to it's success.

I'll bet there's loads of guys in pattaya that barfine real dogs and fuck then up the arse before going home to get a blowjob from their wife/girlfriend

Prostitution is illegal in Thailand and everybody knows that there are no pimps in Pattaya. I suggest that if you are interested in selling sex tours you should log into that forum that middle aged women use to discuss their sexual exploits in Turkey

Why do you disrespect your commander in chief

Ok i know that when you plan on staying close to a month that you should stick to apartments but I have to say the rooms look lovely in the Baron Beach hotel judging by the website. Their internet rates are daft and way overpriced but some travel sites are offering their rooms for 1000 per night. Has anyone stayed there? What if i meet a girl that has no room to sleep in for the night will i be charged extra by the hotel for providing overnight accomodation in my room for her? What is the current walk in rate and do the offer huge discounts for longterm stays?

Read more of it Tom, it is much more about the woman that lived beyond her means residing in a range rover. some quotes for you I start to talk to two sun-dried women in their sixties who have been getting gently sozzled since midday. "You stay here for The Lifestyle," they say, telling me to take a seat and order some more drinks. All the expats talk about The Lifestyle, but when you ask what it is, they become vague. Ann Wark tries to summarise it: "Here, you go out every night. You'd never do that back home. You see people all the time. It's great. You have lots of free time. You have maids and staff so you don't have to do all that stuff. You party!" They have been in Dubai for 20 years, and they are happy to explain how the city works. "You've got a hierarchy, haven't you?" Ann says. "It's the Emiratis at the top, then I'd say the British and other Westerners. Then I suppose it's the Filipinos, because they've got a bit more brains than the Indians. Then at the bottom you've got the Indians and all them lot." As soon as he arrived at Dubai airport, his passport was taken from him by his construction company. He has not seen it since. He was told brusquely that from now on he would be working 14-hour days in the desert heat – where western tourists are advised not to stay outside for even five minutes in summer, when it hits 55 degrees – for 500 dirhams a month (£90), less than a quarter of the wage he was promised. If you don't like it, the company told him, go home. "But how can I go home? You have my passport, and I have no money for the ticket," he said. "Well, then you'd better get to work," they replied. Sahinal was in a panic. His family back home – his son, daughter, wife and parents – were waiting for money, excited that their boy had finally made it. But he was going to have to work for more than two years just to pay for the cost of getting here – and all to earn less than he did in Bangladesh. He shows me his room. It is a tiny, poky, concrete cell with triple-decker bunk-beds, where he lives with 11 other men. All his belongings are piled onto his bunk: three shirts, a spare pair of trousers, and a cellphone. The room stinks, because the lavatories in the corner of the camp – holes in the ground – are backed up with excrement and clouds of black flies. There is no air conditioning or fans, so the heat is "unbearable. You cannot sleep. All you do is sweat and scratch all night." At the height of summer, people sleep on the floor, on the roof, anywhere where they can pray for a moment of breeze. The water delivered to the camp in huge white containers isn't properly desalinated: it tastes of salt. "It makes us sick, but we have nothing else to drink," he says. The work is "the worst in the world," he says. "You have to carry 50kg bricks and blocks of cement in the worst heat imaginable ... This heat – it is like nothing else. You sweat so much you can't pee, not for days or weeks. It's like all the liquid comes out through your skin and you stink. You become dizzy and sick but you aren't allowed to stop, except for an hour in the afternoon. You know if you drop anything or slip, you could die. If you take time off sick, your wages are docked, and you are trapped here even longer."

You are a LDOP I usually pay in baht and not quids(whatever quids are) I always pay the girl substantially more than the average Thai daily wage for her time and she is very happy with that. ... i do my best to ensure that she has a good time If the girls thought badly of me they would not be sending me texts telling me that they miss me and love me and wait for my return. You really should read that article so that you get an insight into the way slavery is tolerated in Dubai. I don't condone what some Irish property developers and construction companies have done in Dubai, infact I abhor it. The same property developers have enslaved the Irish taxpayers for a generation to come.

You are a LDOP

I don't confiscate the girl's passport when i engage her services, i pay her what we agree and i treat her like a princess. Are you suggesting that there is no truth in Johann Hari's report The dark side of Dubai

I would not fly with emirates if it were free. emirates is national airline of dubai. dubai is a dictatorship of the worst kind. dubai city was and still is being built by slaves from southern asia while the rest of the world turns a blind eye.