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Shrinking Pattaya Reservoirs
midlifecrisis replied to forcebwithu's topic in General Discussion about Pattaya
Certainly some improvement. The rainy season is almost over, is it not? A blessing in a way that it isn't business as usual in Pattaya...less water usage. -
That's great! Most companies bailed. I worked for HP for a time. They grandfathered in many of us but new employees were excluded. All of us were offered the ability to be in the 401K plan. HP had a company contribution for those in the 401K plan. Plus they had a discounted employee stock purchase plan. I forget the percentages for both. Company matches for most companies were based on company profitability. Ebb and flow. The other thing about company pension plans was you needed to be vested. With layoffs you could lose out on a percentage of retirement. This applies in the government em
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The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new apprentice willing to work long, hard hours. He instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.” The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he’s the new village blacksmith.
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I hate it when grandma goes out.
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The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: 'What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?' Jessica responds: 'That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!' So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: 'That's easy...the pupil of the eye.' 'That's correct, Johnny. Very good!' And turning to Jessica, she says: 'I've three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!'
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How old is the child? I assume there will be furniture on the balcony. The biggest danger is a child pushing furniture over to the railing/wall and then climbing up to look over the railing. In that case, the gaps in your metal railings are not the only problem. The larger a child gets, the less of a problem the gaps become and the more of a problem climbing becomes. As to the gaps. Something cut to size (for the sake of example plywood but something nicer or at least painted and decorated). Now drill a through hole through the facade piece and the vertical poles of the metal work m
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What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ.
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Fix For ATM Not Reading "Chipped" Card
midlifecrisis replied to forcebwithu's topic in Idle Chit Chat
Your lucky. Mine won't make it past my belt buckle. -
Fix For ATM Not Reading "Chipped" Card
midlifecrisis replied to forcebwithu's topic in Idle Chit Chat
Not all contacts are gold. -
I got another of those annoying phone calls just yesterday.
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"Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred. Tan me hide when I'm dead."
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Shrinking Pattaya Reservoirs
midlifecrisis replied to forcebwithu's topic in General Discussion about Pattaya
How's your water situation? -
Saw a TV Advert for Thailand tourism yesterday.
midlifecrisis replied to Butch's topic in General Discussion about Pattaya
WTF are you quoting me for that nonsense for? jeez. It had nothing to do with my comment! Red I'm beginning to see you as the new buffoon of this board. -
Good one! The brother with that first name is stoned outside of Denver. Plays a decent harmonica though. The other one lasted only a few months with banjo lessons. I lasted an even shorter time with the clarinet.
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Saw a TV Advert for Thailand tourism yesterday.
midlifecrisis replied to Butch's topic in General Discussion about Pattaya
If you find a place as safe and easy to get to, as much fun as Pattaya and for a similar or lesser cost, I hope you will clue us in. -
My brother in elementary school took banjo lessons lol.
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I love my Tacoma but I am thinking I might get a smaller SUV with AWD. Not sure which.
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I was unaware and will look for it.
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With the passing of RBG, I wanted to recommend her biopic "On The Basis of Sex". I am not being political when I recommend this. It shines a light on the life of an important US citizen. One may not agree with her but there is nothing wrong with understanding her.