Bullfrog

Obviously faked....because a black dildo is much bigger than the one He was miming...

Yes..every now and again,,I may have a BK or Macdonalds once a year..but I try to take my wife out more often than that though ...and the OP specifically asked for a lunch place that he can take a female friend.. But I am presuming that the reference to either of these two fine establishments were tongue in cheek.....and lips..and arse...and hooves...and tails.....

I have no idea if it is still open but try the revolving restuarent at the top of the tower at Jomtien...then you can slide down the wires without paying!!

Moom Arroy is mainly Thai...the amount of farang that have found it over the years has increased though...and so has tour groups unfortunately.. It seemed to be a place for Bankokian Thais on a Friday night to start their weekend away...

I know...but their winelist is better...

To me it makes all the difference because you are not being asked to move on all the time like you are in King seafood etc on WS...but as I said originally, the only things that let the place down is the choice of wine ( which used to be GREAT two years ago) and if you catch it early evening with the tour groups.. Regarding the loungers..eat your main scoff if you are hungry then order a couple of dishes of finger food like winkles etc..then chill out...

Hahaha..just saw Regies post so have deleted my instructions....Anyway.. If there are two of you which I assume get a table with two loungers then you can chat,eat and lay down...chat eat lay ...all afternoon..

Yeh little buggers wouldn't let me near the bottle...

I don't think they open for lunch or were you just refering to the dessert afterwards..?

I would say for a good lazy lunch head for Moom Arroy in Naklua...Good food. good ambience and plenty of fresh air. At lunchtime you don't get the tourist' groups that have now started to go there at night..although the last time I was there the wine choice was a bit limited I was with a group of three and we managed to drink 2 bottles of wine.....It was me and my two step children aged 8 & 9 If it was evening I would say sit outside at the Red Ant in Naklua. Again good food, you can BYO wine but pay a surcharge. .....But leave early before the Ruskies have had too much BYO vodka!!!

Good job nobody in the crowd sneezed...He would have fallen over...

Thats it..you are getting the hang of it now..I celebrated a few Remembrance days in Germany...Church followed by family day at the WOs and Sgts mess....change into mess kit for dinner then off to the nearest Pigale.......Sure those that died would have LOVED it....

At first I thought how effing tasteless.....but then I thought of some Aussies that I served with in the British Army.. and thought effing great!! I can't think of a better way to celebrate a soldier's sacrifice but good grub, a good laugh with mates and a good shag!! Have a good one mate!!

I checked out the prices they advertise for the condos in Nova Mirage where I have 2 condos..They charge 16,000 and I charge 15,000 per month...So it seems they DO think that it is worth that much..bizarre...but who would pay that much..

When I used to visit with wife and kids we used to stay at Sabia Wing Soi 2....Swimming pool, bar, near to action and beach..

As a country boy born in England it pisses me off when people put "Society" into a city category...but of course Tony has banned our hunting events and new money has ruined the "Society" that I was brought up in 54 years ago.. ( but bitterly dissagreed with BTW)...and of course anywhere outside of BKK are faaarmers.. and HiSo..is not a phrase I use only the Thais around me .....So I repeat..... The most obvious thing is that neither us nor ANY farang can say who is and who is not HiSo...Only Thais can say becuase it is afterall their HiSo....

An actress with say 5 series under her belt can mix freely in HiSo circles...Prom Porn just from her morning show mixes with HiSo..mainly cos she has managed to keep her legs closed unlike her sister..neither aint gonna be rich... Power is Definately part of HiSo...albeit under the guise of influence...The Bastard children of Samak are neither PM nor commanding General but HiSo all the same...Power...Fcuk yes if either say jump..Bangkokians jump....I don't want to go further on this family otherwise I will end up leaving the board for another few years.. As for the provinces..you are wrong...in each of the provinces where I have lived there are HiSo. In Kamphaengphet the family keep out of local politics, have many businesses here, in BKK and in Africa..which is how I got to know them..In fact it is a bit embarrasing for my wife that knew them very well in Africa but then tries to remain on nodding terms at home... But the most obvious thing is that neither us nor ANY farang can say who is and who is not HiSo...Only Thais can say becuase it is afterall their HiSo....

Can somebofy find Golden Brown from the Stranglers and stick it on for this old man...

IMO all the answers above are wrong...because the question is wrong..HiSo is about social position and power..which is only indirectly linked to annual income... ...and of course you are all thinking of big city HiSo....Out in the provinces the owner of say the only sugar beat factory maybe deemed to be HiSo.....If he is rich enough never to visit his own factory...

....and no cocktails at the pool either...I no longer need a hotel in Patts but if I did then it would be a toss up between this one and the Sabai Lodge up the road..and I am afraid that getting the kids to deliver me Tequila Sunrises wins over the superior view...

Yep EDGE seems your only option at the moment but it IS possible to get used to it...I switch on, open my hotmail...go for a shower ..come back and it is ready to use...

Yes mate..just read it...interesting...I can definately say the last time I flew with them there was a 20Kg limit per bag at check in...( for flights to Africa via Dubai) .Although that was a couple of years ago as I have since changed my allegiance to Kenya Airways for my flights to Africa.. Would be good to hear from somebody that is flying with them soon..for upto date feedback..

...The last time I flew with them Emirates they didn't allow suitcases over 20kg if transiting Dubai...( Pretty much all flights then!!) ...but you don't know untill you see the sign at the check in desk..I think Kenya is the same.. But I think it is easily overcome by a sweet smile rather than a rant...but it is best to check the rules in advance..

Kenya airways gives 30kg. They are also partners with KLM and AF so I gain miles with Kenya but will spend them with KLM when I need to go to Blighty.. Another thing to be wary of is that some airlines now have a 20Kg limit per suitcase so ask in advance..don't wait untill check in!!!..Last time out of swampy I saw a small group of people ( 6 or 7) piling clothes and shoes onto one of those plastic wrapping machines to lighten their suitcases!!

What do I think?? This is a strange question coming from a contractor.. I have been a contractor for 20 years and wouldn't do ANYHTING unless I had enough money in the bank to last me at least one year of living well without any income.. What happens if you lose your contract..or don't get another one..No contract is safe..even in the good times..and you are talking about stretching a limited budget??? My conclusion is have a bloody good time for the 2 weeks then get back to work...