monkeyman

Pattaya would be in the shit if there wasn't.....

Little? Try this for size, schnookylumps. [smiley=teeth.gif]

There seems to be some differing stories on the guest policy at the Dusit. If you go there on a package deal they'll hit you for a 1000 baht per girl joiners fee. This may or may not be payable if you book with them direct. As regards guests in rooms, their rule is no unregistered guests, i.e. sign them in and cough up the 1000 baht and you're OK. If you can put up this, it's otherwise a very nice hotel and I'd recommend it to anybody. [smiley=thumbup.gif] be seeing you monkeyman

We used to dream of havin' hole in t'floor.....

Probably the best use they've ever been put to. [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif]

The one that gets me is the toilets in Royal Garden Plaza where they put the bog paper outside the cubicles. What the fuck is that all about? ??? be seeing you monkeyman

I wasn't going to start a poll on this myself, but as someone else has volunteered to be Fletcher Christian I might as well have my two bahts' worth. As stated before, I think it adds both to the personality of the poster and the board and I'd like to see it back. In deference to the point Pete made, perhaps it could be limited to text only of say 40 characters or so. It might teach people to be more concise, a lesson which I think wouldn't be wasted on some posters on this board. be seeing you monkeyman

Yeah, I couldn't agree more. I mean, why would they be jealous of farang women anyway? Most of the blokes in Pattaya have travelled half way round the world to get away from them. ;D be seeing you monkeyman

Ah, right. Can't say I agree though. I thought they added some extra character to the board. Pete, how about having a vote on this? [smiley=nod.gif] be seeing you monkeyman

What's happened to the signature feature in Profile? It'll now only let you input a maximum of one character. be seeing you monkeyman

There's a couple of old threads about this hotel on pages 3 and 4 of this section which might be of help.

I think your best bet would be a visit to the chemists.

November to February is normally regarded as high season.

Do you have to pay a joiner fee for having an unregistered ghost in your room? ::)

Just what Pattaya needs eh? An antidote for beer. Great. All they need now is an antidote for sex. Oh hang on, they've already got one - Amazon A Go-Go. [smiley=puke.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] be seeing you monkeyman

I think a change of name might bring them a little more custom.

She'll like you even less if she finds out where you got it from. be seeing you monkeyman

From what TG's have told me in the past, it's nothing racial. They're probably just worried about the size of your dick. You know the reputation you guys have in that department. Seriously, it does happen. I know a TG who turned down a black guy for that very reason. Makes me feel better about my limited dimensions. be seeing you monkeyman

I've stayed at the Dusit and never had any problems getting girls in. They always hit me for the joiner fee, but as I'd only paid the single rate for the room I couldn't complain. Still worked out cheaper than paying for a double. Except when I took more than one girl back of course. ::) be seeing you monkeyman

As I don't want to offend the Deputy Interior Minister (DIM) by being a person of low quality who spends little, I'll be staying at the Dusit shortly. I'm only paying the single rate for the room, and even if you add the guest fee to that, it's still cheaper than booking a double. So there you go, no rip off. ;D Apart from an arm and a leg, obviously. be seeing you monkeyman

Sick water buffalo fall in front of sister's motorcyle and make it skid into tree. Sister break head and tree fall onto house and hit Mama and Papa. Brother run to help but slip and fall down well and break leg. All now in hospital except buffalo who die. Please send 100,000 baht for hospital bill and new buffalo as I know you have good heart.

Well I think it's about time someone said something good about the French. But it ain't gonna be me. [smiley=behead.gif]

And remember, you can always rely on the French to be there when they need you.

I met a TG without a mobile phone on my last visit. She asked me to buy her one. be seeing you monkeyman (P.S. I didn't.)

No, but after reading your post I'm thinking about becoming one of their suppliers. [smiley=nod.gif]