pattayaminime

Chris , Do you show the build up aswell?

England for me .

Glitterman is one complete tosser

What was the mum's name? George?

Glitterman needs to be sectioned under the mental health act.

Cafe Uno. I My missus had a pizza last monday and it very nice.. Try it, I'm sure you wont be disappointed.

You LDOP I agree, I will never ever use them in patts, exp when a 60thb journey they charge 150thb!! They can f off.

now worries i have found it now you can closed this thread if you wish

There is a well known German Insurance company in Nakula - where you buy house, heath, motor cover etc. Can some-one please give the name and website of this company. Thank you in advance.

tesco lotus

Latestays, Agoda or booking.com They will be the cheapest around and easy to book.

That will teach you to buy shite overpaid coffee I'm glad you enjoyed the film, i might watch it at the weekend.

Spot on apart from i like the airport. Anyway 377 pounds is VFM.

Cheers LY. Very much appreciated. Next time i see you, I'll give you a kiss!

1 hour I think.... fancy a bar crawl there?

They are still operating - they are one of my customers.

planning anymore Bar crawls there?

BRITISH NEWSPAPERS Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, 'We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house.' (The Daily Telegraph) Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her underwear. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend. (The Manchester Evening News) Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they don't want the public to know what it looks like. (The Guardian) A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast guard spokesman commented, 'This sort of thing is all too common'. (The Times) At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coast guard and asked him to estimate the wind speed. He replied he was sorry, but he didn't have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff.. ( Aberdeen Evening Express) Mrs. Irene Graham of Thorpe Avenue , Boscombe, delighted the audience with her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war who was sent each week to do her garden. He was repatriated at the end of 1945, she recalled - 'He'd always seemed a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the middle of our lawn in February 1946, they spelt out 'Heil Hitler.'' ( Bournemouth Evening Echo) HEARD ON THE LONDON UNDERGOUND TUBE A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers... 1) 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction.' 2) 'Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome: not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any.' 3) 'Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great time. The bad news is that there is a points failure somewhere between Stratford and East Ham, which means we probably won't reach our destination.' 4) 'Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay, but there is a security alert at Victoria station and we are therefore stuck here for the foreseeable future, so let's take our minds off it and pass some time together. All together now.... 'Ten green bottles, hanging on a wall.....'.' 5) 'We are now travelling through Baker Street ... As you can see, Baker Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that'. 6) 'Beggars are operating on this train. Please do NOT encourage these professional beggars. If you have any spare change, please give it to a registered charity. Failing that, give it to me.' 7) During an extremely hot rush hour on the Central Line, the driver announced in a West Indian drawl: 'Step right this way for the sauna, ladies and gentleman... unfortunately, towels are not provided.' 8) 'Let the passengers off the train FIRST!' (Pause ) 'Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care - I'm going home....' 9) 'Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with 'Please hold the doors open.' The two are distinct and separate instructions.' 10) 'Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags into the doors.' 11) 'We can't move off because some idiot has their hand stuck in the door.' 12) 'To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage -- what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you understand?' 13) 'Please move all baggage away from the doors.' (Pause..) 'Please move ALL belongings away from the doors.' (Pause...) 'This is a personal message to the man in the brown suit wearing glasses at the rear of the train: Put the pie down, Four-eyes, and move your bloody golf clubs away from the door before I come down there and shove them up your arse sideways!' 14) 'May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint, it's only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage.'

Fair enough, I presume they have public transport or saying that taxi must be cheap?

I have never been there, so i will be planning a weekend away there soon. So can anyone advise me on: How to get there by public transport? what bars are there? good hotel? are the birds nice? many thanks in advance.

Sounds fun, but bring some money!!! Oh shit, easier said then done! PM me if you want to hook up Enjoy your 1st visit!

it's been ok for me aswell.

says the man who orders Mc D's at 1.30am totally drunk an waits 1 hours for his food to be delivered cold! bless. 7/11 ham cheese anyday for me (even with ketchup!!)

they are quite nice when sober, thank you very much mr cardiff!

I would say more like never take tramadol while hammered! not a good mix