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Well we know what happened to the old Malibu bar......It was my favourite place in Patts...It's now a 7/11. We need more of those right?

I recently had a choice between a tattooed tidy-bodied girl and her taller more languid tattoo-free workmate. I was up for the tall one until she pulled out a packet of lung-nails and took a long draw that showed she really needed to. I passed over a chance to ravish 'fag-ash-Lil' preferring a pair of tits claimed and tramp-stamped with an old boy-friend's name.....I'm very adaptable you see. A few days later I was driving with both of them passed the new mosque taking shape in Na Jomtien......As usual I couldn't resist giving it the finger. Nervous laughter.......Fag-ash-Lil I learne

No.......but while she was down there....

Well I'm convinced and converting. Dumplings Akbar .........

Worth bearing in mind when pointing to Boris' undiplomatic language, from before he took high office, that the current French FM is calling our Foreign Secretary a 'liar with his back to the wall'.......And Steinmier the German FM called Boris 'Outrageous'. They obviously want to set by example a much higher standard in diplomatic language.

A strange claim..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_newspapers_in_the_United_Kingdom_by_circulation

Perhaps luckily this is only a partially true translation

I at last know how you must be feeling....Happy Independence day. Here's some stereotypes........But you come out OK in the end.

And the English........(Although we did our pathetic best to stop them by beating them ...luckily 2.1). "Wales made the last four of Euro 2016 thanks to a 3-1 victory over Belgium Ashley Williams, Hal Robson-Kanu and Sam Vokes found the net for Wales All three of the Welsh goalscorers against Belgium were born in England Nine members of the Wales squad were born across the border in England" In other words as Welsh as Lloyd George.......Born in Manchester!! (It's OK Im just jealous.......Come on Bale's Wales.........Beat that cocky bugger Ronaldo)

I know this doesn't sync ...but I wanted to mention 'Tesco's Finest' without starting a thread. Tesco's Teprasit now have a wall on the left-hand side as you enter just past the fish.......filled with great treats...and comparatively cheap. Their finest brand has some good stuff. Tea 100 bags for 89 baht.....Truffles.........Ground coffees......Bitter marmalade........Various Honeys..........A freezer with garden peas.....Cheesecakes.......etc I bought a couple of bottles of passion-fruit coulis......Which I drool over fresh yogurt......De'lish!! Brits and others check it

Yes I've never been able to do the Welsh accent without slipping unintentionally into Pakistani.

https://youtu.be/rgByLZZfgQA I won't be supporting Wales in the next round.

Well done Iceland...Showed us all too painfully what a sensible organised team can do against opposition that rely, in the main, on moments of brilliance. Credit to England for not giving up..........But when things go against us the weight of the morning headlines has usually proved too much and the team work falls apart. I have some sympathy for how they will be feeling this morning. Our Rugby has risen from the ashes, perhaps with a new manager we will have more to cheer about in two years time........If I'm still here to watch....then I'll be supporting and as hopeful as always that

I'm no more hopeful (or pessimistic), as if we'd drawn Germany Watch out for the Ice Wall! Let's hope it's not a 'Game of Moans' for our pampered professionals.

And England have drawn them in the last 16. I would have supported Iceland against almost any other team........England can beat anyone on a good day........and lose to anyone on a bad day. Chickens should not be being counted.

Always loved that Dean Martin Matt Helm spoof with the gun that unless you cocked it right shot the shooter. Seemed almost unfair.... Must have been what drove Dean to drink

I had a plan........I was waiting....and prepared......Still jumped back from the screen. Somehow knowing what's going to happen didn't help.

Set my day around the game...............Wales proved a difficult nut to crack...70% possession for England but I didn't think we'd get through......Seen a lot of England games go that way. Rooney..... Walker and Rose were superb. The only thing Vardy can do is score goals!!! I'm happy with that. Sturridge has a cocky..'I'll bloody show you' arrogance...... Anyway I'm sure the win was down to my nail-biting support. Wales will get through and so will England so win win......Come on Northern Ireland.

It's written in the sky bale will score.........We just have to score more.

Was told I had it in my hotel room...... Set the alarm for 4.30 am Aussie .....and all I get 'hour of power' some daft religious programme or channels devoted mattresses or sit up machines..... The rugby was still on though which was a comfort. Later in he day did catch extended highlights.. We looked good. Now it's a question of will we get kicked out because of the crowd violence. Sickening and Russian instigated..... For a change.

."..........but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid." Poor girl....... She must have worried why everyone was a wafer so long.

Crumbs!!

I went over to watch.........And just hit a few ...... wow! If any squash player has ever played with a blue spot on a roasting court... well that doesn't come close to the bounce on an American racquet-ball ball. A very different game to be sure from the UK version. I would reckon a UK racquet ball might compare to something close to a white spot. In squash, balls with a blue spot are for complete beginners.....Next up in terms of bounce red-spot is perhaps permissible in a game played in arctic conditions......White-spot for very, very cold courts.........Yellow-spot was normal

I think yourss sis better.

Just saw this.... I hope you played on court 1... Ct 2 can be slippery ..... Ok perhaps another time.