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I haven't been out since a trip to Passion yesterday lunchtime for their nicely timed Hawaii Bikini Party......... But I shall wander along Jomtien Beach to see what's left of it later.

Should that read nationalities? Just asking!

Very Good!!

A complete waste of the priests time

I see a Downton Abbey influence..........

I agree.......All this work will be washed away in the vulnerable places as soon as the storm surges come. They've taken out dozens of mature trees. Completely unnecessary ............ But perhaps as you say 'money in the bank' for someone.

The best puns announced today......... A pun by comedian Darren Walsh has scooped the prize for funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe. The 39-year-old, whose show Punderbolt is on at the Pleasance, took first place in the vote by TV channel Dave. The winning joke was: "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free." Walsh, from Peterborough, who won the first UK Pun Championship last year, said he was delighted. "What a punderful feeling," he said. It was the eighth year that the joke award has been made. Previous winners include Tim Vine, Stewart Francis, Zoe Lyons and Nick Helm. This year saw the youngest comedian make the award shortlist, as 12-year-old 'Grace The Child' claimed 10th place. The top 10 funniest jokes of the Fringe "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free" - Darren Walsh "Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess "What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter" - Masai Graham "If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go" - Dave Green "Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" - Mark Nelson "Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day" - Tom Parry "The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves" - Alun Cochrane "Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery "They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..." - Grace The Child The funniest joke was chosen from a shortlist compiled by a panel of judges, who saw an average of 60 shows each at this year's Edinburgh Fringe. The shortlisted gags were then put to 2,000 people, with no reference to the comedians who told them, who then voted for the jokes they found the funniest. The judges also released a list of jokes which just missed out on the shortlist. "I never lie on my CV…because it creases it." - Jenny Collier "If you don't know what introspection is you need to take a long, hard look at yourself" - Ian Smith "I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time" - Tom Ward "Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman. It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't" - Gyles Brandreth "Let me tell you a little about myself. It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'" - Ally Houston "Earlier this year I saw "The Theory of Everything" - loved it. Should've been called "Look Who's Hawking", that's my only criticism" - James Ancaster

No I was next door.......that's how my wife caught me.

After I had a pacemaker fitted every time I made love my garage doors would open and close.

I was at the Stones' concert..Near the front left of stage........I bought 'In The Court of The Crimson King' on the strength of their performance that day........Still have it. On the little I've heard of West.......I don't get it. I mean he is awful here.......The things with Paul and Rhianna were only tolerable. For once I can see Adolf's point.

I actually I hadn't heard how awful this bloke was........Thanks jacko. Funny thing was to begin with I thought this bloke ain't that bad.......The he started singing!!! He sounds like he was taking the piss out of his audience.........Come on 'nigga please!!'

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Good one.

I will.

They've extended it for another month......

My mind had gone somewhere much more dramatic .....But...... Yes I can imagine it now......Midnight, your long suffering teelack snoring next to you....You still sitting up in bed with the lamp on, string vest, flat cap, reading July's edition of, 'know your Fish' Domestic bliss!! Good for you!

Ah ha......Vot vos your reason? If it's just the bank I'm going to be disappointed.

There's still lots of space available as they have only gotten about 200 metres along from the Police box.

I've been mentioning this for a while......My morning walk has been buggared. It's a mess. They have created spaces at intervals in the concrete for planting something...........maybe. My other worry is that there will be nowhere for the hordes that swamp Jomtien at week ends to park. Forcing many to clutter the side roads or 2nd road and jam things further.

Yep I'm using clubs as an example of our past successful collaborations.......Teams of Brits that fought each other nationally but did jolly well against Johnny Foreigner when working together. It will never happen though....we can't even manage it in the Premiership.......Times have changed.

Or you could say it's better by a third.......I sail down it most week days. But I admit keep away from Patts completely at weekends.

Oh yes they would.....as long as they were winning. Think Liverpool ......Man U of old. In psychology it's called a superordinate goal. Two enemies coming together to defeat a common enemy.

I had done this with my old Nokia that i've had for years.........And I checked earlier in the year my iPhone number and something came back in thai with part of my passport number so I assumed both were OK........I called DTAC on the service number they give and both my phone numbers were 'incomplete' yesterday went to big C and a girl at the desk powdering her nose called across to a couple of teenagers .....'Falang!" They took my details and fiddled with my phone so I assume it's done now. Though I'll check. My point is I've done this before and thought i was fine........So best to check.

Yes you did.......I remembered after my post.

If the money's right they would.