sinbinjack

He can of course apply for a longer(60/90days) visa at the Thai embassy before he leaves

I am a cheap charlie and would not consider this kind of tour I could get a good 4 weeks at that price and have a different bird almost every night and have some drinks and food, which are probably extra on your tour. do your self a favour book a flight and just enjoy it when you get here you will do far more alone than on any tour.

I am going april to august next year and went june ,july this year so for me its great, not wet, and it's bloody hot but there is plenty of AC for those that cant cope with the heat.

thanks for that Emil I was hoping to miss that one but what the hell its cold and wet here I will settle for wet and warm anyday see you soon jack

the first thing you should do is read this board thoroughly and then if you have questions ask them (you will have questions)also if you are not already a member join so you can use all the areas that you need to,as there is a limit to what can be said in the open forums.

lucky me i'm coming for 4and a half months in april so bollocks to all that 2 or 3 weeks crap arn't I a lucky boy.

and it was on the sideboard!

yes Dave I know you are open all year (thank god)but what I was after is are there any other "special" events like music festivals,concerts or the like in low season(mid april to august)when I will be there.

Hi all I just read about a guest band coming to the blues factory on the tenth (my birthday)and I got to wondering about low season and extras that may be available , I know that financial needs make it unlikely that much extra will be on offer but I can only really get away in the summer for any length of time and I like to go long time in pattaya (pun intended)so is any thing planned for the low season (for me may till august)or am I only dreaming.

There have been posts on here criticizing various governments and the answer most times is its our country you have no right to criticize but all (or most)think it ok to criticize the Thai government. I personally don't drink much, and to be honest think that people drink far to much and very often to excess, so I believe that reducing the alcohol content of the world is no bad thing., and having read the post I believe that the reduction in hours and the withdrawal of licences is aimed at stores and not bars, so again it will not effect us in any major way. PS if you need to drink for more than the present opening hours then start earlier and the hours can remain the same and allthat happens is you go to bed an hour early and wake up an hour earlierthan normal, no big deal

Unless you and your missus are going to join in the fun I wouldn't come to pattaya, if you are swingers then you will get a great welcome from all concerned but if the wife is at all stand offish forget this place as its not for the squeamish, or the prudish, as it is basically a giant brothel with many different rooms, almost none (none that I know)of the bars are not into it in some way or other either having girls to BF or being full of guys with their current bar fine , and it's definitely an in your face sort of place.

Why do the BMs on here always complain about laws that will have little or no effect on them, if the government think this is right for the people of Thailand who are we to complain.

Actual writing on hospital charts 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. 5. She has no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 7. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared. 8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 9. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 10. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. 11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful. 12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 13. She is numb from her toes down. 14. While in ER she was examined, x-rated and sent home. 15. The skin was moist and dry. 16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. 17. Patient was alert and unresponsive. 18. Rectal examination revealed a normal-size thyroid. 19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce. 20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. 21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. 22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. 23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. 24. Skin: somewhat pale but present. 25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor. 26. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall. 27. Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities. 28. When she fainted her eyes rolled around the room. 29. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his aeroplane ran out of fuel and crashed. 30. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. 31. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December. 32. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree. 33. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead. 34. By the time he was admitted his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better.

Hi I looked this place over this year(june)and came to the conclusion that unless you have a bike or are prepared for the extra cost of all those taxis(and why stay there if cost is no problem)then the hastle is not worth the cost saving, try looking at places on soi buakouw or just off.

I still feel that the best deal is to be had at the tuesday/friday market where the bloke who sold me 2 shirts for my son charged me 180 baht with a promise of 140baht if I bought 10 or more. just look and barter

If I were prepared to pay that much for a room, even the 3 for 4 price I would not think of myself as a cheap charlie. If you think that price is cheap how much do you pay for fucks sake?

why are you asking about a bankok hotel on a pattaya site

Hi all I am wishing to stay for 4 monts and 10 days from mid april to late august next year what is the best (least hassle)way to do this , I know I can geta 60 day visa at the embassy but is that the way to go or have you BMs any suggestions that can keep me from running back and forward to the border every 30 days thanks in advance

some people have way too much time on their hands

you may have a car at home but when in pattaya you never seem to go much farther than the baht bus circuit so don't need a car as in the west we travel miles all the time just to get the necessities so may need a car just to survive.

A Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They all have a severe stutter. "What's it to be?" asks the stunningly beautiful landlady. "Th th th th three pi pi pi..........." says the Welshman. Up steps the Irishman. "Three p pints of of of of gui gui gui........" Then the Scotsman tries. "Th th th th th th th......................" "Oh sod this !" says the beautiful landlady and walks away to serve someone else. She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready to order yet. "Th th th th three pi pi pi pi", stutters the Welshman. "Three pints of gui gui gui gui........." tries Paddy. And then Scotty starts "Th th th th th th th...........". "Look" says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet? If any one of you can tell me where you live without stuttering I'll let you make love to me!" Quietly confident that no one will win, she turns to the Welshman. "Where do you live then boyo?" "C C C C CC AAAA.......Rrrrrrr.... ..." "No. You lose." says the beautiful landlady. Turning to the Scotsman, "Where do you live Scotty?" she asks, trying not to laugh. "E E E Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edinb." "No. You lose." says the gorgeous woman. "And Paddy, where do you live?" she purrs at the Irishman. "London" blurts out the Irishman. A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady reluctantly takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she strips to her underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a voluptuous bosom. Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed. Paddy with concentration furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes for glory, and then, right at the end he suddenly screams out ".......D D D Derry!!" ************** A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry!" This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!" ************ Two women in heaven, recent arrivals, were comparing stories on how they had died. First woman said, "I froze to death." Second woman, "You froze to death - how horrible!" First woman, "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" Second woman, "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV." First woman, "So what happened?" Second woman, "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and went down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I Just keeled over with a heart attack and died." First woman, "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive." ************** How do blind parachutists know when to brace for landing? The lead goes slack. *************************** Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident' "OH NO!" exclaims the President. "That's terrible!" His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sobs silently with his head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and tearfully asks.......... ......wait for it............ ''How many is a Brazillion??? ****************************

http://www.pattayatrader.com/motor_vehicles.htm#mogo try here for motor bikes

The Pope came to Ireland and was walking the street talking to the faithful and he stopped to talk to a lady who was obviously pregnant and said"hello there are all these children yours",the lady replied that indeed all the lads present were hers but that she had some more boys at home, so said the pope asked how many kids have you got "13 your grace and all boys","oh says the Pope 13 times and every time a boy",the woman who was very devout and did not want to mislead the pope in any way said "oh no father thousands of time nothing"

"Now let me get this straight soldier" "dont give me that get it straight crap, thats what got me in this fucking mess in the first place"

hope its doing well but I think after 1 visit that the place is way over priced and will not use it again for any reason , as i didn't think that his product was all that special