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The best steak in Pattaya is the one you buy at the Friendship or the Makro supermarket for 40 - 50 baht and then teach your Tilac to cook for you in the condo. I like my steak medium rare with a bit of HP sauce.

Come to Pattaya and find your true love.

Bring Alaskan sockeye . Compared to Alaskan red eye salmon, all the rest is shit.

Only people from the countries listed below need a visa for Singapore: http://www.learn4good.com/travel/singapore_visa.htm Foreigners holding travel documents issued by the following countries will require a visa to enter Singapore: Afghanistan, Algeria, Bangladesh (Except Diplomatic/Official passport holders), Armenia*, Azerbaijan*, Belarus*, Georgia, India, Kazakhstan*, Kyrgyzstan*, Moldova*, Nigeria, Russia*, Tajikistan*, Turkmenistan*, Ukraine*, Uzbekistan*, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Jordan (Except Diplomatic/Official passport holders), Lebanon, Libya, Morocco, Myanmar (Except Diplomatic

A song dedicated to Schweini, a true gentleman on and off the turf.

Tell her to catch the bus as early as possible to get there no later than 9 - 10 AM. I think the passport office opens at 8.30 AM and there are always long queues. Monday seems to be the worst day. Having said that the passport people seem to be quite efficient and move people at a not too slow rate. As a new applicant she will have to fill in two forms, which takes a bit longer. The whole process will probably take 2 - 3 hours and she can then take a short taxi ride to catch the bus at the Ekamai bus station to make her way back to Pattaya. It will only take a few minutes to pick up her passp

I am a 100% certain she will not be allowed into Singapore without a passport. A passport for a Thai is easy to get in the rear of the Central Plaza building in Bangkok. All she needs is her Thai I.D and THB 1000. After she applies for her passport, she will have to wait 2 days before she can pick it up. She will not have to bring her own passport photos. The Thai passport office will take the picture for her. Tell her to get the Ekamai bus at the Pattaya Nua bus station and the bus driver will drop her of at Central, before the bus gets to Ekamai. When she gets off at Central bus station, the

And don't forget the location of the best cyclone shelter, strong boots, a transistor radio and a couple of cartons of Victoria Bitter or XXXX (barbed wire) for you. I think most of the tinned stuff in your pictures is imported from Thailand.

I hate cats. When you are camping in the bush, you shoot any wild cats you come across. They are selfish and sadistic creatures and only take pleasure in destroying wildlife, like birds, lizards etc. A good pig dog is your best companion. He will give his life to save yours and will eat any food available, including tuna steak and tinned red salmon.

Australians are lucky at present with their good exchange rate. There is no guarantee it will stay this high for any prolonged period. Look at what happened to the British Pound, the Euro and the US$. They never recovered from their lofty heights. It was not so long ago in 2008, when the Aussie slumped from THB 30 down to THB 21. Should the Chinese and the Indian economy take a breather, our currency is bound to take another dive, as it is solely dependent on the export of commodities to those countries. Make provisions for future trips if you can. Open a Thai bank account and leave some money

Ricky Nelson (1940 -1985), a voice almost as good as Elvis Presley (1935 - 1977) or Roy Orbison (1936 - 1988). Only the good die young.

I don't eat tinned food often, but it is good as a standby, when you are too busy to cook or to go to a restaurant. I have switched from tinned red salmon to tinned tuna steak in spring water. Both taste equally good combined with other food. Tinned tuna only costs a fraction of the price of salmon as it is not imported. Furthermore, after doing a bit of googling, I have come to the conclusion, that tuna is much healthier for you, as it contains more minerals, vitamins, Omega 3 and Omega 6. http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/ethnic-foods/9975/2 http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/finfi

Pattaya's most popular song in most bars for a couple of years, early in the last decade.

Are there many musicians equally as good as Mark Knopfler. I can think of a few, but not too many.

You are not stupid. I wished someone would help me about the things I don't know about. Go to You Tube and find your favourite song. Play it until it is finished. Then look for a button under the video called Embed. You will then see some blue code under it. Copy it and then go back to your mail to Pattatalk. Paste it into your post. Then look to the bottom of the page on the left of Pattayatalk, where it says Post Options. Change from HTML Off to HTML Auto line break. Preview your post and it will come up with you video. If it looks alright, post it as Add

A good Farang song sung in the Thai language. At least they seem to appreciate some of our music. No, I am not queer, but i am not so sure about Joekicker?

I would say exactly the same, had Australia won the Ashes and lost the ODI series 6 to nothing. Unfortunately, test cricket seems to be dying a slow death. The best cricketers are more interested in making big money in India, playing T20.

You have a long memory. I have been trying to put that sorry incident out of mind ever since, apparently without little success. Actually, I was surprised Trevor C. did not commit suicide after that disgraceful act. It fucked up his cricketing career forever, despite only taking advice from his older brother, when bowling that last ball of the innings. It certainly was not in in the spirit of Australian cricket.

My country. Am I proud of it? You bet and never mind loosing the Ashes to the Poms.

What a low act Prior tried to pull. Dislodging the bales with his gloves and trying to claim a wicket? The important thing is that Australia flogged the Poms in the ODI series , despite Mother England trying to use every dirty trick in the book.

Johnny Cash was a man with a lot of compassion, not just a great singer and song writer.

Australia flog the Poms in the Ashes contest. http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/austra...0125-1a409.html

Brazil has oodles of beautiful women as well, probably the hottest on this planet.

Good luck to you, you one-eyed Ashes warrior.