Gonzo

Don't try to change the subject. Australia flogged the English in the first of seven ODI games, with Watson scoring a magnificent 161 not out.

Thanks for that. I cannot be right all of the time. I was only listening to the news with one ear whilst talking to your TG using the other ear. So it was only a lousy T 20 game. England has not got a hope in hell to beat us in ODI cricket. Cheers Gonzo

Sebastian Vettel rings a bell as well and so does Mark Webber

A song dedicated to one of the finest.

I did not watch it, but yesterday England beat us in the first of seven ODI one-day matches. They overhauled our total with the last ball in the last over. Have another go next Saturdays, you mugs.

It depends on the traffic on the roads. I have taken the bus to the airport often and it will take about 1 hour 45 minutes on average, going in the morning. From the airport to the Jomtien terminal it could take a bit longer, say 2 hours, especially late afternoon with more cars on the road. The new 8-lane A7 motorway is great.

The chances of getting mouth cancer from the cunt of an HPV infected woman are remote. There are over a hundred different types of HPV. Most sexually active women on this planet have several HPV varieties . HPV type 16 and 18 are the ones, which are responsible for 95% of mouth cancers. Even with a woman with type 16 or 18 it is unlikely to get mouth cancer, should you wish to lick pussy. Women should have a yearly thin pap smear test, to make sure early cervical cancer is detected in time to treat it. The chance for a man to get killed by a car whilst crossing Sukhumvit Road are a 100 times higher than getting mouth cancer from licking cunt. That was what I was told by my GP. Go and live life on the edge.

Can't sleep on your flight to LOS? Stay home and suck your Mum's tits.

Yzi, great cover version. Here is the real thing from the guys from Hamburg.

Santana, timeless and one of my all time favourite bands.

Fuck, that picture brings back a lot of good memories. Turn back the clock. Pattaya is a poor excuse compared to what went on in the Sandman.

A few, in the back of the Holden Sandman in the drive-in. It was great fun with a couple of bottles of leg openers.

Would you swap Thai pussy for this bit of black velvet ? I think I could be tempted.

For all of you ignoramuses, Australia beat India in the Asian Cup yesterday 4 goals to zilch, with both Cahill and Kewell scoring and playing at their best. South Korea are our next challenge and they could be tougher opponents.

You had your fun. Now fuck off back to the Old Dart. There are strong rumours that a private member's bill will be moved in parliament in Canberra, to have the Barmy Army banned from attending major sporting events in Australia. Funky will still be allowed into the country. He is a good bloke.

When you make your way to Pattaya from Bangkok, I recommend you use the SRTET Airport rail link, In my opinion, it is by far the fastest and most comfortable way to get here. It goes as follows. Go by BTS Skytrain to the Phaya Thai station on the Sukhumvit line. Go to exit 5 and follow the red signs to the Airport link. There is a train every 15 minutes from 6AM to midnight to Suvarnabhumi airport. It only costs 45 THB and takes less than half an hour to get to the airport. Once you get there on the B1 Ground floor inside the airport, walk up to Floor 1 and then to Gate 7 on the far right. Next to gate 7, there is a Pattaya counter, where they sell bus tickets to the Jomtien terminal for THB 124. You can have a meal and a beer at the Magic Food Point right next to the ticket counter, if there is enough time.The Jomtien buses are all brand new and very comfortable and leave the airport at 7,9,11 AM and 1,3,5,7,9 PM. They add additional buses between those times during busy hours. When the bus arrives in Pattaya, it will drop people off at Pattaya, Nua, Pattaya Klang and Pattaya Tai on Sukhumvit Road, where there are Baht buses and motor cycle riders waiting to take passengers to their hotels, before proceeding to the terminal in Jomtien, next to Threpphasit Road, from where you can catch Baht buses to your abode for 10 THB. The Bell bus from the airport is not a bad alternative, but these days often uses older, clapped out buses with little leg room. It goes to their Pattaya Nua terminal, from where they transfer people onto mini buses to their hotels. It costs THB 200, which includes the mini bus. My least preferred options are the buses from Morchit and Ekamai to the Pattaya Nua terminal. They are the least comfortable buses, The bus stations are grotty with often filthy toilets and the buses have to negotiate their way through the congested Bangkok traffic. Some blokes prefer them, hoping to meet a farm fresh girl on them on her way to a bar in Pattaya, to make her fortune with Farang ATM tilacs. I must be getting old, as I could not bother with such depraved behaviour. By the way, two of the above mentioned bus companies now belong to the Roong Reuang Coach company. I am not sure if the Bell bus is still an independent company, but they seem to use old clapped-out Roong Reuang buses, where they previously used newish and comfortable buses. Anyway, going by bus beats going in a taxi, with at times doped-up drivers, often unable to find their way around Pattaya.

Listen china, I have practiced teetotalism since Christmas. Have your day in the sun, after not having achieved much in sporting events for such a long time. Our women cricket team beat England yesterday in the first of three ODI fixtures at the WACA in Perth. Australia is the better sporting nation by a country mile. It always has been. Now leave me alone, I am concentrating on the winter sports in Europe at present, something your country is totally useless at and mostly unaware of. Oh, I forgot Eddie the Eagle such a long time ago. He was brilliant and made me laugh by just being the idiot he made of himself, when he annoyed the real ski jumpers. Again, Congratulations to a great Ashes victory over our boys.

Big D was only following orders.

A good solid start by the Aussie openers in Sydney with our boys electing to bat first. A 50 partnership for the loss of no wicket. A nice change from what happened in the first innings in Melbourne.

I have the wallet back, but I will never drink again. I woke up with the worst hangover ever and stayed in bed for most of the day feeling as crook as a dog. Going on a bender for three days with a couple of piss heads, drinking and watching the cricket was not such a good idea. It will be Nam soda only for the Sydney test. rolleyes:

One for our Yankee cousins.

For those of you who have been there and the troopers who are still there.

A song for our German mums.