Gonzo

Supertramp has been on my favourites list since I first listened to Roger Hodgson..

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The real Jacko is one of the better posters on this good message board. You must have a lot of time on your hands with the two months school break. Your love and hate relationship with the world game has me puzzled. I only drove to Big C Rayong on highway 36 three days ago, so the missus could buy new school uniforms for her eight year old twin nieces. There was nothing available here in Pattaya. I reckon Rayong is not such a bad place after all. I was the only Farang walking around the shopping centre for a couple of hours and was pleasantly surprised, how much cheaper the merchandise was. Th

My mate Jacko, when he was still working in the oil fields in the Middle East a few years ago.

You still look quite handsome for a bloke 70+ years old. If you would not have been born so soon, you would not be so old.

The beach in Cannes seemed alright when I hitchhiked in that area in the early sixties on my school breaks. The beach in Nice was less impressive, having pebble stones instead of sand. When I think back, the South of France was one of the best places I have ever visited. Like I said previously, I would like to turn the clock back, which is unfortunately impossible, but no-one can rob me of the memories. I forgot to mention. A couple of lovely French girls taught me a few things and they were free lessons as well, for a skinny young student with little money in his pocket. I am not complaining

Let us beware what we say. Big Brother is watching closely. He might decide to make it mandatory for Farangs to arrive with a suitcase full of foreign currency only. I have been a beachcomber for most of my life, but sadly have stopped being one, shortly after I decided to move to Pattaya. Maybe it is time to look for greener pastures?

Thanks for that brilliant video, but it will not make me reconsider my sexual orientation, like the other video yesterday, when I was half pissed. I had a good session with my tilac this morning and will not reconsider to having an affair with a man, who looks like a beautiful woman, unless I had to do a long stint in prison. It still makes me cringe, when I look at all those old poofters holding hands with their boys, when we go for our daily walk to Dongtan Beach and back to our condo in Jomtien.

How would you know. You have not been out of Thailand for more than 10 years, you villain.

The two of them have good voices.

I have never fucked a lady boy, but there can always be a first time with someone as beautiful as shim with such a great voice. I think I will fuck the missus when we go to bed tonight, to stay on the straight and narrow and to get such evil thoughts out of my mind.

Joekicker and his band had some potential, but could not get a deal with a record company. He was just too fat and ugly.

For all the ignorant pricks, who have never been to a Munich Oktoberfest, this tune is called: In München steht ein Hofbräuhaus.

He is a superstar in my books as well. He gave a great performance at the Pattaya Expats Club last Sunday. I am the tall bloke sitting at the table in the rear of of our meeting room with my Thai missus. Say hello the next time we both attend the Pattaya Expats meeting.

They did not come any better than Carlos Santana. I have fucked my fair share of black velvet, having worked in the Northern Territory and New Guinea and it was all good unlike Thai pussy, which is hit or miss.

I will never understand why more advanced countries have never looked at Thailand with their bum guns? Fair enough, some Farangs could not care less about cleanliness, but some of us do. I am lucky as I am pretty regular and manage to have a shower after having a good shit in the morning at home most of the time.

Dr. Napaporn Ponpaha in the little Soi between Pattaya Klang and Soi 8 , near Pattaya Beach Road and on the other side of Tops supermarket, has done a marvelous job looking after our teeth for many years. She does not work full time, since she had a baby. Ring 038 429357 to make an appointment. Your teeth are more important than your full head of hair.

Alright then, take your next tilac for a check-up and listen to what the dentist will have to say. And I am not talking about the tooth whitening cream she used to get your attention either. Your tilac will require at least one root canal filling or worse.

Stevie Nicks and her band were big in Australia all those years ago. I don't think they will ever come better than her

You must look like an Indian gentleman born in the motherland. Buy some of that skin-whitening cream and change your accent. Those Indian tailors are smart. They speak to me in German, despite me not having been back to Europe for 45 years.

I bet your favorite tilac has been there with previous sponsors often.

I remember when this musical genius died. I arrived back at my losmen in Kuta, the Melasti Beach Inn , after a day riding the waves in Legian, when some mates told me the bad news. We drank a lot of Bintang that night and smoked some good Sumatran grass.

I love Thailand thanks to all the facts you have mentioned above. To me Thailand is like a breath of fresh air, compared to the over-regulated countries I have lived in before. It certainly helps to be half-crazy to live in Thailand as a Farang.

I am lucky. Unlike the majority of the members on this board, i have still all of my own teeth. To see a good dentist every six month for a check-up and a clean and scale should be a priority. I have met quite a few bar girls with bead breath, thanks to their rotting teeth. Bar owners should insist that the girls should have a mammography, a dental check-up and visit a gynecologist at least once a year.

A classic song from a very long time ago, but one of the best ever.