Gonzo

You mentioned your condo in Jomtien so often, every time I drive past it, I get a hard-on. There are so many condos for sale, similar to yours and mine in the low value range, it is not funny. There are hundreds more getting built as well with few buyers. Some of the new cheap condos sell for as little as 800 000 baht. Our condos are alright to live in, but don't think of it as a nest egg. If your woman should kick you off her land, don't think of your condo in Soi Chayapruek as a great investment. As for which is the best place to live, the question was, is it Pattaya or Bangkok. If you l

The majority of Australians are or think they are of Irish descent. The victory of the leprechauns against our arch enemies was a victory for Australia as well.

In defence of Stinky, Chonburi seemed very dissimilar to Pattaya during my brief visits. I never saw more than a handful of Farangs up there, at times I did not see any. The Thai people there seemed to be more courteous and friendlier than the average Thais or Farangs you meet in Pattaya.

I must have a better look around then, the next time I visit Chonburi. I like driving on the A7 motorway. Unfortunately, my copilot insists on coming along most of the time.

Chonburi is a good place for people who like to spend their day walking around in supermarkets and they have ample parking there as well. Big C, Lotus, Carrfour and Makro are all located in close proximity on the main highway. Chonburi's Big C is far superior to the two Big C's in Pattaya. I would not hesitate to move there, if Chonburi had any other attractions.

When I talk to family or friends overseas, I use Yahoo or Hotmail Messenger from my laptop. I give family or friends a quick call on the mobile phone and tell them to get online. It is free and their is no time limit. Voice Mail is sometimes better than Video Call, depending on the connection speed. You can do the same in many Internet Cafes for 1 - 2 baht per minute.

M hair is thinning a bit these days, but I still use hairspray bought from the beauty accessory shop near Tukcom, when the missus drags me in there. You and Gabor have without a doubt a beautiful full head of hair, but what about the man boobs? I thought this thread was about getting tinned red salmon in Pattaya.

Thanks for picking me up on a technicality. Any new recipes for tinned red salmon.?

They did not come any better than Noel Thomas. I am not Grazel. I used to post on Bahtbus using my real name. There are no initiation ceremonies to be a member of our clan. As long you are a decent guy, you can join the family, if can spare a few baht to help the HIV infected kids at Rayong. Ever heard of Father Giovanni Contarion? Look him up on Google and do the right thing.

When they are forming a daisy chain, make sure you are last in the lineup.

Fat one, finish your drink and check the bin before heading back to your place. I would think twice about bar fining a girl.

A great singer for the oldies with a bit of their brain left.

My Mum used to put me asleep with a bit of Apfelkorn, when she she got sick and tired of me sucking her tits. I did not start drinking beer until I was about 10 years old.

Only if you can bring the old Bathbus back to life again, which I sadly miss. It died with its moderator Sweeney Todd . Is my mate, the Kelpie still alive and kicking? Pattaya Pete used to be another great admirer of the Kelpie and Noel Thomas, a man with a sharp tongue and a heart of gold.

If I would not have been born so early, I would not be an old fart. I can still swim 100 metres in less than a minute. Can you?

Good stuff, but unfortunately I suffer from insomnia. I love a couple of coups of coffee in the morning with my bacon and eggs after licking pussy and having a good fuck.

Wet or cunt brain. What is the difference.?

Never had any problems with tinned red salmon at Darwin and Singapore immigration and they are as strict as you can get. They might have different rules for your hairspray.

Another double post. Beware of wet brain.

You could be suffering from wet brain. Google it. I have known a lot of sufferers living in the tropics.

Interesting, England were very lucky to beat Holland yesterday.

I love Jägermeister, but you have to treat it with caution. I bought a one litre bottle at the duty free at the Ban Laem border crossing on the Cambodian side, a couple of weeks ago for 600 baht.

Fair enough. I guess the PBG had to cope with a lot more customers this Christmas and New Year period, after the previous couple of lean years. I will be back at the PBG soon, after most the holiday visitors have gone back home. One of my cousins runs a hotel with a popular restaurant and I understand what difficulties can be associated with a an influx of many additional customers.

Roy Orbison, one of thr greatest rock & roll singers ever.