before you go

[nidnoyham]

Right you have the flight booked, time off work, 6 weeks to go.

 

Do you make an effort to loose a bit of flab ? Try to get your arobic fitness up to a reasonable level ? Don't want to run out of steam in 30 seconds do we ?

Or do you think- Whats the point ? I'll score anyway !

 

I like to get a bit trimmer, do a bit of walking to get the blood pumping ' cos it's a long way to go, to keep falling asleep after 5 min's effort.

 

I allways trim my eyebrows. It takes years off you.

 

How many die their hair ?

 

Just wondered

[rkt]

Nidnorham,

 

trim your eyebrows, dye your hair!!

 

Are you on the other bus ?

 

[rkt]

Iv'e always thought that I looked great.

 

But these days when the girls see me coming they say OH my Budha and address me with pappa.

 

Lifes a bitch and then you start to get OLDER!!

 

[OnMyWay]

About 3 days before I go i stop wanking off my usual 4 times a day. I let that spunk build up and give the first honey a LARGE DOSE when I get off the plane!

 

That's my preperation,

Mark

[LeoTex]

nidnoyham,

 

I start my preperation about 2 to 3 weeks before my schedule trip. The problem for me is that I don't drink alot so I must get some practice in before I arrive in the LOS.

 

 

I find that this does help me alot to be in shape for drinking a few beers or mixed drinks at each place I visit durning the day and evening. I think that if I didn't put in the effort at home before the trip I would be missing out on all the socializing in Pattaya.

 

LeoTex

[LBJ]

nose hair, ear hair, stray eyebrows, I try to clean up good, after all I have an image to maintain.........mostly for myself.

[Eneukman]

I fly out 5 weeks on Tuesday but think I've left it a bit late to improve my fitness level before then. Still, once I'm there I plan to swim for at least half an hour per day so that should help a bit - especially by the end of 7 weeks.

 

Alan

[lemons]

I cover all the mirrors in my house and avoid walking past large windows.

 

That way, (along with a gutful of piss), when the liddle darlins call out: 'Hello sessy man', I can almost believe they're referring to me!

 

Lemons

[rockinjerry]

Before I go:

 

I start saving money for my next trip as soon as I get home. Then, I save more money. And then, I save more money. And finally, I save more money.

 

The more US dollars I save, the more baht I can spend on the pleasures of LOS!

 

Seriously, I think women the world over prefer a well groomed man with good hygiene. IMHO, it can enhance your position to score with the lady of your choice.

 

But, on the other hand, I have seen some real crappy looking men with real dolls. So, I am of the opinion that in most cases the deciding factor is baht.

 

Rockin' Jerry

[gs joe]

Some Farangs may need to look in the mirror ,

and practice smiling ,

Joe

[travlling]

Why do people change their lifestyles when going to LOS/PI ? I can understand the reasoning to stop wanking off since there's no need to there, or to increase the alcohol level a bit before going if a social drinker usually, but if you're not into excercise on a normal level, why does one think they'll make a difference in a short time? Or to do other "changes" in their life? All you are doing is screwing up your body's normal rhythm and it may not like you for that...... just my thoughts on the issue.

 

 

travlling............. =

[nidnoyham]

Why do people change their lifestyles when going to LOS/PI ? I can understand the reasoning to stop wanking off since there's no need to there, or to increase the alcohol level a bit before going if a social drinker usually, but if you're not into excercise on a normal level, why does one think they'll make a difference in a short time? Or to do other "changes" in their life? All you are doing is screwing up your body's normal rhythm and it may not like you for that......   just my thoughts on the issue.

 

 

travlling.............     =

Travelling

 

You would get on great with my Son. He comes up with things like- If you don't make your bed, you get less bed bugs, because they don't like light, so having the covers pulled back deters them. Or, did you know that letting a dog lick your plate will leave less baccteria, than washing it in the sink ?

 

Ray

 

I don't colour my hair, grey hair is better than no hair, for me.

 

Thing is, when you get to my age, just a gentle regular exersize, can make a difference to your mobility. being a bit fitter is a real tonic at 58.

Edited May 7, 2005 by nidnoyham

[teerak]

Sometimes i take a shower

[Eric_Olthwaite]

Wash me pants.

[Eneukman]

I allways trim my eyebrows. It takes years off you.

My hairdresser does the same for me - otherwise mine would be almost as bushy as Dennis Healey's, though fortunately nowhere near as dark.

 

Alan

[nidnoyham]

O.K 13 days to go. So it's a haircut, to get rid of my "Kneck-pubes". remove as many grey eyebrows as I can without leaving a bald bit.

 

Walk the dog for a bit longer, up and down the hill at Term 4 slip road. ( B.A.A have made the area into a park ) Try to get a bit of sun on my legs, so they don't look like 2 uncooked chips.

 

Now for the pooffey bit. Yes, I will buy some mens moisteriser from Boots ! There, I said it. I feel like I've come out of the cosmetic wardrobe. Well, the old face does get a bit dry in LOS and I get this dry skin between my eyebrows- A constant embarrasment.

 

I suppose I should make the effort all the time really, that was the point of this post- I think.

[RearWindow]

I am now a firm believer that our food stuffs here (USA) with all their preservatives and what not, are what makes us fat. When I travel to say MX or DR, I eat like they do..walk some..and drink and f**k. And I always lose weight! Then add the 1 day or so of upset colon when I eat US foods again upon returning home.. and i lose about 5 lbs.

Edited May 8, 2005 by RearWindow

[Gabor]

our food stuffs here (USA) with all their preservatives and what not, are what makes us fat

 

I think this is about the gene manipulations...

When I visited the USA several times enjoyed the wide selection of salads, eat very dietetic... and every time returned home with about 5-6 kg extra weight.

In Thailand eating mostly local food and a lot... returning home with a loss of 5-6 kg.

[gs joe]

O.K 13 days to go. So it's a haircut, to get rid of my "Kneck-pubes". remove as many grey eyebrows as I can without leaving a bald bit.   

 

Walk the dog for a bit longer, up and down the hill at Term 4 slip road. ( B.A.A have made the area into a park ) Try to get a bit of sun on my legs, so they don't look like 2 uncooked chips.

 

Now for the pooffey bit. Yes, I will buy some mens moisteriser from Boots ! There, I said it. I feel like I've come out of the cosmetic wardrobe.    Well, the old face does get a bit dry in LOS and I get this dry skin between my eyebrows- A constant embarrasment. 

 

I suppose I should make the effort all the time really, that was the point of this post- I think. 

I like to get all the minor maintenance work done in LOS ,

(haircut the works ) its more fun ,

And just after you flight & ride to Pattaya you look like shit any way ,

 

Joe

[sinbinjack]

Right you have the flight booked, time off work, 6 weeks to go.

 

Do you make an effort to loose a bit of flab ? Try to get your arobic fitness up to a reasonable level ? Don't want to run out of steam in 30 seconds do we ?

Or do you think- Whats the point ? I'll score anyway !

 

I like to get a bit trimmer, do a bit of walking to get the blood pumping ' cos it's a long way to go, to keep falling asleep after 5 min's effort.

 

I allways trim my eyebrows. It takes years off you.

 

How many die their hair ?

 

Just wondered

how many have hair

[Ilich Ramirez Sanchez]

The only prep work I do before leaving is shave my balls, which most definitely pays off

[lv2play]

About 3 days before I go i stop wanking off my usual 4 times a day. I let that spunk build up and give the first honey a LARGE DOSE when I get off the plane!

 

That's my preperation,

Mark

 

So you build up a lot of excitement too,hopefully it will not end up in a wet dream on the plane

 

I do try to lose a little bit of overweight and bike a few times to work and back, to find out time after time that i,m far from fit once in LOS

[nidnoyham]

The only prep work I do before leaving is shave my balls, which most definitely pays off

It's worth doing, just for the longer look.

[saigon_butterfly]

I always go and see my doctor for a few freebies. As many samples of viagra, cialis, or whatever else he may have lying around. Tell him I'm gonna screw a 100 ladies this trip and need all the help I can get. Really cool doctor, one of the few that is still puffing on a ciggy while taking care of my freebies. Later, SB

[Eneukman]

The only prep work I do before leaving is shave my balls, which most definitely pays off

The worst bit about doing that is that it's bloody itchy when the hair grows back as I found out when I had to do that before getting the snip back in January.

 

Alan