You Just Knew They'd Start! - Jackson

[Topblue 0]

What's the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?

 

 

Sir Alex will be playing Giggs in August!

 

 

[davethailand 91]

apparently Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with........

 

or

 

Michael wants his ashes put into an etchasketch so kids can still lay wit him.....

ok i'll get me coat.i

Edited June 26, 2009 by davethailand

[kimchikid 0]

apparently Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with........

 

or

 

Michael wants his ashes put into an etchasketch so kids can still lay wit him.....

ok i'll get me coat.i

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! BUT YOU KNEW THAT

[davethailand 91]

Conspiracy theory is that he was hit by... no, he was struck by..... a smooth criminal

 

 

5: Cause of death:

 

a. sunshine?

 

b. moonlight?

 

c. good times?

 

d. boogie?

 

 

Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,

the first asks the second what they should try first.

To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel".

 

 

Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe".

 

The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.

 

Edited June 26, 2009 by davethailand

[BigusDicus 9,871]

Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe".

 

The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.

 

 

Excellent! I am going to steal this one.

[dode 2]

He didn't die of a heart attack. He was found in the a hospital Childrens' Ward where he was having a stroke

[Bazle 1,480]

(Apologies for these, and if any are repeats.)

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Jockeys at tomorrows horseracing meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory

 

Reports of Michael Jackson dying are incorrect. He was caught in the children's ward having a stroke.

 

Michael Jackson death has led to the cancellation of all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.

 

Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn't blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the bogey.

 

MJ's Family have consented and given Michael's body away to Lego...He will be melted down so that little boys all over the world can continue to play with him

 

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney? Disney can still touch kids...

 

Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.

 

McDonalds are commemorating Michael Jackson with the McJacko, a piece of 50 year old albino meat between two 8 year old buns

 

At the autopsy they found children's underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he's been trying to quit for a while.

 

Apparently Michael Jackson's body is going to be melted down to be made into toys so that kids can play with him for a change.

 

**NEWSFLASH**

 

When Farah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates of heaven God offered her one wish for the good of humanity. She wished for all the children of the world to be safe. God granted this wish.

 

In other news Michael Jackson died mysteriously last night in Los Angeles.

 

Confirmation has come through that Michael Jackson’s heart attack was brought on by food poisoning – he had eaten some 12 year old nuts

 

When asked for the exact time of death , sources close to Mr Jackson claimed it was when the big hand touched the little hand

 

LA University Hospital does not know what they will do with the body, as plastics recycling does not happen until next Wednesday

 

I also heard that the cause of his heart attack was class A drugs and that Class B & C were playing naked twister in the living room.

 

In a tribute to the late Michael Jackson, his close friend Rolf Harris will be doing two little boys at his funeral!

[pattaya_mad 208]

His girlfriend said she was devestated, first her parents leave her in Portugal now this.

 

rumour is he choked on a small bone.

 

 

 

 

Edited June 26, 2009 by pattaya_mad

[rogero 4]

These posts are so sick!!!

Any more?

 

rogero

[bigdelta 46]

Conspiracy theory is that he was hit by... no, he was struck by..... a smooth criminal

 

 

5: Cause of death:

 

a. sunshine?

 

b. moonlight?

 

c. good times?

 

d. boogie?

 

 

Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,

the first asks the second what they should try first.

To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel".

 

 

Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe".

 

The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.

 

I'm glad someone remembered that song!

[DP Gumbypgh 97]

Gary Glitter is going to adopt his children so they can be reared as they they have been brought up.

[packhike 13]

he did not die from heart attack he died from food poisoning

he ate 12 yr old nuts

[ServiceMan78 0]

These are good as hell!

[shamasdog 1]

He was a great entertainer but a frigging freako.

[bolly 0]

These are obscenely funny! Just they way I like! The Disney one in particular had my rum and coke out the nose!

 

good stuff.

 

Thanks!

[MeGoDanceNow 4,281]

Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

 

 

A: They both come on little white crackers.

Edited July 2, 2009 by LadyDrinkKing

[Bruce Mangosteen 538]

How is MJ like Walmart?

He has boys underwear half off.

 

How is MJ not like Eric Clapton?

He pulled his kid in off the balcony.

 

How is MJ unlike acne?

Acne waits until they're teens before coming on their faces.

[m62man 0]

Michael gets to the Pearly Gates and meets St Peter, who asks him "Who are you?"

"Michael Jackson"

"What did you do?"

"I was a pop star"

"Ok. All the pop stars are down the corridor. Just go down there. Elvis will let you in"

Michael goes down the corridor and meets Elvis.

Elvis says "Who are you?"

"I'm Michael Jackson. I married your daughter"

Elvis looks stunned for a few seconds, then put his arm around Michaels shoulder....

 

 

 

 

"Thank fuck for that.............They told me she'd married a nigger!"

[kimchikid 0]

Michael gets to the Pearly Gates and meets St Peter, who asks him "Who are you?"

"Michael Jackson"

"What did you do?"

"I was a pop star"

"Ok. All the pop stars are down the corridor. Just go down there. Elvis will let you in"

Michael goes down the corridor and meets Elvis.

Elvis says "Who are you?"

"I'm Michael Jackson. I married your daughter"

Elvis looks stunned for a few seconds, then put his arm around Michaels shoulder....

 

 

 

 

"Thank fuck for that.............They told me she'd married a nigger!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!