Glitterman SPOKE About Football.

[clever 0]

What a wonderful, fantastic article the Great Glitterman posted on other forums recently, I thought i would allow you to view it too;

 

 

 

The very Almighty and very powerful Glitterman is back!!!!

 

well here is a nice BRAND NEW slice to get your dentures in. Careful though for this 'sweeney Todd' pie may leave a slight after taste.

 

Sometimes i am asked "what football team do you support?" they often think i support Arsenal as i have red/yellow decoration on my bike. so now i will tell you;

 

Football is the most BORING thing humans have ever invented! There is absolutely NOTHING imaginative about a bunch of men zig zagging all over a green field, occasionally kicking an inflated white plastic balloon around.

I do not know about you lot but i do NOT find it at all interesting watching men in their undies running and jumping around. Now if you were to replace those men with beautiful women in bikinis then i might be tempted to watch.

 

Why is England so OBSESSED with that plastic balloon kicking? [it may be leather, it used to be a pigs bladder]. Well the only conclusion is that for centuries England had a big history of wanting to fight wars. And when they run out of countries to fight football was invented to satisfy that hunger .[99% of ALL Pattaya beer bar fights are by intoxicated English men]

 

Centuries ago religeon used to be the culprit of mindless violence and torture. Now we have English football hoolagins to replace that.

 

On beaches and in parks that inflated balloon makes its ugly apearance, the only people happy with that are the ones dealing it. Everybody else nearby on the beach/park are trying to ignore it, hoping that the ball does NOT land on them and their picnic, but it always DOES.

 

Us Royals prefer wild game hunting, pheasants etc, [although i am against fox/deer hunting].

 

Football has also led to fashion. In England men shave all their hair off, just so that their heads can look exactly like a football .[or because its vanishing]. Not me, i NEVER follow fashion, i have worn the James Dean/ Tony Curtis / Clint Eastwood quiff all my life.

 

The Royal Glitterman hath spoken.

[frostfire 1,279]

Making new account and pretending to be a 3rd party reposting this drivel is just as bad as pretending to be glitterman in the first place.

[MM 6,562]

I'm getting a headache.

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

What is all this Glitterman junk lately?

 

Are all the boards going through a Glitterman phase?

[jacko 8,815]

Terrible spelling, I am withdrawing my kids from Eton forthwith.

[lovedog100 1,372]

Is there anyone that actually wants wants to read this shit? Hey glitter prick, give us a break and go off into your own little world. I tire of you.

[baht_miser 9]

I'd like to see glitterman preach his views in person while a wild group are drinking and enjoying a soccer (football) match. He might lose a few feathers in the process. I wonder if clever also posts from Thailand.

[mmaaarrrkkk 41]

I'm getting a headache.

 

 

SOLUTION :

 

Is there anyone that actually wants wants to read this shit? Hey glitter prick, give us a break and go off into your own little world. I tire of you.

 

 

I read the first few and thought it was entertaining but after that it sounded so boring ; like a broken record.

[sparkybhoy 0]

Terrible spelling, I am withdrawing my kids from Eton forthwith.

Yeah this guy claims to be a bit of a toff, but his spelling leaves a lot to be desired

[jacko 8,815]

Yeah this guy claims to be a bit of a toff, but his spelling leaves a lot to be desired

Yes, one thing England used to get right was educating our toffs quite well....

[LocalYokul 215]

"Centuries ago religeon used to be the culprit of mindless violence and torture"

 

isn't it still used in this way ?

[FarSider 0]

This is all silly and a waste of time.

 

My suggestion, (if it is possible from a programming standpoint), is to just install a program to automatically delete all posts that contain the word "Glitterman" - past & future posts.

 

Although the actual dude who rides around Pattaya in his glittering outfit might be a curiosity for some... this is actually not very important to the overall purpose of this Board.

 

Just delete it all.