English Team makes World Cup Final ....

[CheshireTom 1,377]

Q. What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup Final?

 

A. The referee.

 

Or so the joke went. Anyway, good to see that Howard Webb and his guys have been selected to officiate during Sunday's final. Hopefully he'll award the Dutch a couple of ghost goals to help rectify my World Cup finances.

 

World Cup final: Howard Webb to referee Holland v Spain

 

By Paul Garbett

Published: 6:02PM BST 08 Jul 2010

 

Final call: Howard Webb and his team of assistants will find out tonight if they will take charge of the World Cup final Photo: ACTION IMAGES Webb from Rotherham in South Yorkshire, was overlooked for the two World Cup semi-final matches, but was part of a select group of officials retained by Fifa for the latter stages of the tournament.

 

The Premier League referee and his English assistants Darren Cann and Michael Mullarkey were widely praised for their performance in previous matches. Fifa announced that a European referee would be appointed to oversee the final between Holland and Spain, and Webb has been selected for football's showpiece occasion.

Edited July 8, 2010 by CheshireTom

[JohnnyK 28]

Osama Bin Laden communicates from the cave! Proves he is alive!

"England are crap" he says in his message.

MI6 dismisses the message saying, "It poroves nothing. It could have been sent any time in the past 44 years."

[wacmedia 277]

Osama Bin Laden communicates from the cave! Proves he is alive!

"England are crap" he says in his message.

MI6 dismisses the message saying, "It poroves nothing. It could have been sent any time in the past 44 years."

 

Hi,

 

Thats cruel man.

[MeGoDanceNow 4,281]

Osama Bin Laden communicates from the cave! Proves he is alive!

"England are crap" he says in his message.

MI6 dismisses the message saying, "It poroves nothing. It could have been sent any time in the past 44 years."

 

 

Ouch!

[bigdelta 46]

FIFA annouced today that this will be the final WC with the current referee system.

Finally!

Webb is excellent.

Also nice to see a first time WC champion-good for the game.

Edited July 8, 2010 by LTGTR

[nidnoyham 30]

What do you call a Scotsman at a world cup final ? Lost !

 

These jokes are old hat. At least a week behind the times. Frankly Tom, I'm disappointed.

[wacmedia 277]

Webb is excellent.

 

Hi,

 

You are entitled to your opinion. Ask Spurs fans what they think of him.

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

For perhaps the only time in his fucked up life I would agree (if 'twer fer real) with ObL

[Gonzo 419]

There were several reason why Germany did not qualify for the final.

 

Germany had inside information that Webb would be the referee for the final, with the intention to red-card Schweinsteiger and Klose early in the game. Ballack told the team the bad news and unsettled the side, when Lahm called him a liar and said he would continue as captain. He told Ballack to piss off for good, which caused a deep division amongst the players and created a Lahm and a Ballack faction.

 

The octopus factor.

 

Changing from black guernseys to the white coloured ones.

 

The Reneeder threat that Holland would use nuclear weapons, if they were not allowed to win their first World cup and make up for 1974.

 

Angela Merkel instructed the Germans to loose against Spain. After watching the game against Argentina, she became concerned the Germans would humiliate the Spaniards in a similar fashion. This would have depressed all of Spain and sent the whole country into total financial ruin by deepening their huge problems with the sovereign debt crisis. Germany would then have been asked to provide another 100 billion Euros to bail them out.

 

Germany lost the game against Spain as instructed and the financial markets around the world rallied immediately as a consequence.

[bigdelta 46]

Hi,

 

You are entitled to your opinion. Ask Spurs fans what they think of him.

Ha.I forgot about the Spurs fans.........& Webb.

[wacmedia 277]

Ha.I forgot about the Spurs fans.........& Webb.

 

 

Hi,

 

Not the only ones I'm afraid! He is a good referee if he has the inclination to be.

[nidnoyham 30]

Hi,

 

Not the only ones I'm afraid! He is a good referee if he has the inclination to be.

 

Waccy, you have just given me reason to look out for a Premiership game this season.

 

Arsenal V Man.U., with Mr Webb as referee. As I watch, I will imagine you swearing at the T.V- or are you a season ticket man ? At least two penalties against you and a red card for your Goalie. That Szczesny lad if he plays, can be a bit fire-ey !

[wacmedia 277]

That Szczesny lad if he plays, can be a bit fire-ey !

 

Hi,

 

I'm really looking foward to seeing him play. You dont have to do too much wrong if Webb is in charge v Man Utd.(ask SPURS fans) Meanwhile Scholsie is kicking everything in sight and gets a yellow card in the final minute of added time.

[nidnoyham 30]

There were several reason why Germany did not qualify for the final.

 

The Reneeder threat that Holland would use nuclear weapons, if they were not allowed to win their first World cup and make up for 1974.

 

Angela Merkel instructed the Germans to loose against Spain. After watching the game against Argentina, she became concerned the Germans would humiliate the Spaniards in a similar fashion. This would have depressed all of Spain and sent the whole country into total financial ruin by deepening their huge problems with the sovereign debt crisis. Germany would then have been asked to provide another 100 billion Euros to bail them out.

 

Germany lost the game against Spain as instructed and the financial markets around the world rallied immediately as a consequence.

 

 

And England lost in hope that Budweiser ( shieser ) and Macdonalds would withdraw sponsorship for the next W.C.

[bigdelta 46]

Hi,

 

I'm really looking foward to seeing him play. You dont have to do too much wrong if Webb is in charge v Man Utd.(ask SPURS fans) Meanwhile Scholsie is kicking everything in sight and gets a yellow card in the final minute of added time.

OT:Maybe Scholes has attended a camp this summer and learned how to tackle.Probably not.I see a big dropoff in his goals this year.

[ronrat 59]

Well whpever they chose he would have to be better than that fucking Italian cunt who refereed against Australia v Ghana. Hope the bastard has a neighbours with connections to the Australia mafia and burn his fucking house down.

[wacmedia 277]

OT:Maybe Scholes has attended a camp this summer and learned how to tackle.Probably not.I see a big dropoff in his goals this year.

 

Hi,

 

He, like many Man Utd players, has no need to learn when they are indulged so outrageously by the refs in the Prem. Thats why Rooney etc. struggles in Internationals where he has no Prem ref to give him dodgy frees and penalties.

[bigdelta 46]

Hi,

 

He, like many Man Utd players, has no need to learn when they are indulged so outrageously by the refs in the Prem. Thats why Rooney etc. struggles in Internationals where he has no Prem ref to give him dodgy frees and penalties.

I agree.Wasn't OG their 2nd leading scorer last season?Re: His Highness,I understand he had a bad WC,again,beacuse he couldn't curse,/swear at officials.

[wacmedia 277]

I agree.Wasn't OG their 2nd leading scorer last season?Re: His Highness,I understand he had a bad WC,again,beacuse he couldn't curse,/swear at officials.

 

Hi,

 

Its a possibility that he needs to "express" himself to be at his best. Seems I'm not the only one who has reservations

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/columnists/m...15875-22402089/

 

 

The psychic octopus has gained almost as much publicity as Old Trafford player of the season Howard Webb, who will referee tomorrow's final.

Edited July 11, 2010 by wacmedia

[กษัตริย์ 2]

Hi,

 

He, like many Man Utd players, has no need to learn when they are indulged so outrageously by the refs in the Prem. Thats why Rooney etc. struggles in Internationals where he has no Prem ref to give him dodgy frees and penalties.

 

 

Midfield is ALWAYS where the game is won and lost, thank you for showing everyone you know FUCK ALL about the game.

 

Spain won the World Cup? Yeah, they got a good midfield so players like Torres make fuck all difference.

 

 

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<- Man who knows his fuckin onions.

[wacmedia 277]

thank you for showing everyone you know FUCK ALL about the game.

 

Hi,

 

I'm happy to know fuck all as long as I keep backing the winners.

[Gonzo 419]

Well whpever they chose he would have to be better than that fucking Italian cunt who refereed against Australia v Ghana. Hope the bastard has a neighbours with connections to the Australia mafia and burn his fucking house down.

You never forgive and forget. Good on you. I totally agree with you. What about about that Spanish cunt of a referee, who awarded a penalty against Australia in 2006 after that cheating Italian prick Grosso took a dive into the penalty box in the last minute of extra time. That was the most painful wrong decision I have ever seen. Lucas Neill never touched that Italian cheating cunt.