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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."   The art collector replied, "I've had an aw

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That you don't like the humor is a you thing, not a "political" thing. Go patrol a different section if it bothers you that much...

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I pulled up to a stop sign and slowly rolled across the solid white, looked both ways and then carried on my way ... a hundred meters down the road a police car pulled me over for not stopping at the stop sign. 

I said to the nice officer ... 'slow down, stop, they mean the same thing' ... to which he pulled out his truncheon and began beating me mercilessly, and then asked ... 'do you want me to slow down or stop?'

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3 hours ago, VPI78 said:

I pulled up to a stop sign and slowly rolled across the solid white, looked both ways and then carried on my way ... a hundred meters down the road a police car pulled me over for not stopping at the stop sign. 

I said to the nice officer ... 'slow down, stop, they mean the same thing' ... to which he pulled out his truncheon and began beating me mercilessly, and then asked ... 'do you want me to slow down or stop?'

Why have you posted racist American police brutality in the funnies section.

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2 hours ago, sinbinjack said:

Why have you posted racist American police brutality in the funnies section.

555, it's from a UK site. American cops might call it a baton, nightstick, or billy club but seldom a 'truncheon' and I changed the spelling of 'metres.'

 

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