jacko

I was talking to some darkside residents recently in the pub who had also been subjected to a spate of burglaries in their village. One had 'obtained' a gun in his Thai wife's name, and since, he had not had a problem. I was told he could have got it in his name, but easier for a Thai. As to how the police would react to you shooting dead one on your premises, well I think they would love you to pay them compensation. I might be tempted to move house after that!

Mainly a TV man, and well known for I dream of Jeannie and of course Dallas, but was in the classic...... The Eagle has Landed.

A ride back in the time machine..... Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Get a gun.

If they were not allowed to use the bikes, they would not be going to school.

Well that is a lovely view, best appreciated through double glazing I expect.

Skipping the obvious.... Katharine Ross

Anne Bancroft

I was awake early this morning, the monk was enthusuastic on the volume control, but never mind, a coffee will be pleasant. It is that time of year I gloat... Thailand climate, after a few unexpected days of cloud and rain, looks good again. I think of my origins, the UK, the winter arrived early there, snow and ice creating havoc. I see the USA mid west has had heavy snowfall already... it looks like a tough winter for many. So post me the pictures of misery from far afield, here is my view today. But guess what, I feel cold, the thermometer was only just above the 20 mark this early morning...(Celsius, USA guys )brrr. I shall float on the pool with a cold one later, when it warms up a bit, a delicate toe will tell me when it is safe to take the plunge without testicular retraction. Seasons greetings and all the best for 2011 to all.

You just made my self made morning issues pale into insignificance.

Yes they come up from under the sand on Pattaya beach like the living dead, beware.

Probably Eddie's place?

For a quite-obsessive person like me I have to say 'west' can also be an adjective and adverb and sometimes is not capitalized, for example..westerly wind the window faces west.....

You are indeed fortunate that you can consider the devaluation of your money by 12% a pittance. Would you be so flippant about a 12% reduction in your US salary as that might help the country recover?

You might be right, had some dopey prick pull back the curtain while I was getting a bare assed rub down a few weeks back, English of course.Struggle to relax ever since, must be something akin to the PTSD BigD got in the kitchens in Vietnam! I do hope we will get an similarly excellent report ala Soi Honey Inn Body massage MM?

You park in Carrefour and while the Mrs is shopping.............

Yes I think this is what the OP means. It is particularly necessary for flights to the USA. Done online with the airline.

Terribly annoying, but didn't he talk in Mel Brook's Silent Movie....

What is wrong with a person of western origin,who has retired to Thailand, airing his views? Those living in these places are somewhat oblivious to the gradual changes going on around them, swayed by a liberal media, and aligned to the 'way of thinking' propelled by goverrnment and media. The very way the Australians are being blamed for a boatload of illegals suffering in a storm, while trying to get to Australia. I don't say 'fuck you' I say 'wake up'!

The Electric Horseman

Are you running XP, Vista or Windows 7? Of course a small icon to click on is the best way, but if it isn't there then try.... Connect the phone via USB to the computer. Click Start Connect To You should get a box showing possible connections and hopefully the Samsung phone is in there and obvious... (it is a dial up connection I believe) double click on it. Another way is to go via Samsung PC Studio program.... Start All Programs Samsung PC Studio 3 Networking Wizard Here you can create the connection again. Sorry this is not as clear as it should be, but I have deleted all the connection stuff from my old computer as I changed my phone

I have had an account with the Bangkok bank for years.... When I went in recently they told me I could apply for a credit card (after they tried to sell me insurance). I have never had the internet facility as years ago it was a zenophobic Thai only facility, but I recently checked and you can apply for it via the ATM machine, which I will have a go at soon.

Ahhh, a sperm bank. So they don't offer a withdrawal service.

Well if I could guarantee them I would not hesitate to save 75% on my ticket!Hopefully the prices will be reduced to fill them up.

Pass.....