Bullfrog

Are their first names Bart and Lisa ???

Hose bee lion .... is my guess or in English (women of questionable virtue are guilty of terminological inexactitude" Hope I've clarified things for you ..

When I wasn't flying up front, or up top on 747s, I selected my airline on whether they served wine by the bottle rather than by the glass. Unsurprisingly Air France served the best wine in cabbage class but you had to store it behind you before they closed the bar. I am sure that EVA would serve you wine in a large bucket if that is what you wanted and it could also be used to vomit in as the wine is harsher than swallowing barbed wire. The best balance of quality of wine and quantity for me was Ethiopiopio Airlines as my last Thai wife used to call them. In fact I'd guess that it was the only airline that she stayed awake for the food and wine!!

Too fucking right! Kick the bastards out! Why should they get shelter and sanitation facilities when there is a perfectly suitable gravel track for them to sleep on and bushes to piss and shit in.

No wine? No fly!

I'll give it 5 .....if they Thank their Lucky Stars !!! (99% on here will have no idea what I'm on about ......... same as usual really !!!)

Try using more petrol ....

That was my starting point too. How tall are you??

Well Done mate. Lots of bargains out there .

That gave me a hard on !!!!

Bang! There you have it! Buy one of those toddler gate thingys that have been available for decades that are used to stop children going up/down stairs.....on the balcony doors... I am doing my best to avoid commenting on somebodies life choices ( this isn't Thaivisa) but looking at possible solutions ..

One bloke that rented out my condo long term added very good quality mossie screen doors. They really did look very nice from the inside and the outside and it seemed to add a "luxury" factor to it when I sold it ......They were "made to measure" so that locks could be fitted at any heights you wanted. Condo management didn't have a problem with it either. Unfortunately I have no idea where they were purchased though .. The fundamental issue is stopping the child having access when unsupervised ..

The 2 big black cocks have gone!! I remember when these shops spread along the road running along side Big C .... Excellent places to stock up house/condo/bar etc at very good prices ..

Out walking this morning and breathing was quite difficult but I just put it down to all the shit kicked up in the air from the roadworks on Pattaya Tai ..

I just rub it once across my sweaty shirt. Works for me!

That fuckers a Messerschmitt .....

Totally agree....You'd either be travelling, packing/unpacking or sleeping .. What a load of bollocks!!

...or 18,000 a month ....

Oddly enough I thought yours was first ....

I initially read that as "sweaty lycra pants"

Surely Central still has a Watsons .. 20 baht single use .. maybe 40 baht for washable ones ...even a cheap charlie like me has 20 baht in his wallet !!!

I carry 3 when out walking. They quickly get wet and deep breathing is difficult for me. There are a few YT vids of doctors "proving" that oxygen intake isn't restricted .... but they are in aircon environment sitting at their desks.Try the same test in the heat and humidity after walking for a couple of hours..!!!!! But yes ... sneeze into the mask then bin it and replace it...

If have been eating out anywhere just think of how many people have sneezed into your food ... Bon Appetit !!!

From what I have seen on YT the damage is exactly the same as it always is and in the same locations ... maybe I'll take a walk tomorrow...

It was 12 inches here .... but when I say 12 inches it is the diameter of the wet patches on my ceiling from where the roof leaks..... Also the pump that is permanently located at the culvert outlet wouldn't start so it was a night of drinking homebrew watching the flooding get higher and higher up my steps ....