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Know what ? If i needed medical stimulation to do the business, I would think it was time I used my days for other things. Forget this world of female domination. Do something else. There is more to life than pussy. The sooner you realize that, the happier you will be. Mother Nature is trying to tell you something.

I've always wondered. What happened to the Boeing 717 ? I liked the 757. Bit like a DC 8. They used to cause huge vortexes when landing. If you were not used to it, the noise made you jump. My mate a R.R engineer, told me the problems they had using them on the Scotland shuttles. It was not what they were designed for and the pilots had to adjust their flying, especially on landing, to allow for the lack of weight on board. Fuel, baggage and freight were minimal, so they had loads of spare power to control. He was saying how difficult it is to get pilots to change their w

That is my summer haircut you have. Was a bit of a shock first time, but I wouldn't mind betting you make it a regular thing now. I too am thinning on top a bit, so a hat during the day is a must for the sun. It dries quick, you don't get shampoo in your eyes and no need to check it in the mirror before going out. No downsides. Bet it doesn't put the ladies off either.

Happy new year wac. This is an interesting season alright. Makes a change ! Come back what I say every year to you, about it being the same four teams to chose from. I was wrong this time- good ! Even in our lowly division, the difference between playoffs and relegation is very few points. At one stage, Huddersfield were second and nearer points wise, to the drop zone, than they were to the top team Brighton ! My little outfit are hoping for two Wembley games this year- One Cup, one Playoffs. I won't hold my breath.....

Looks like the Qatar W.C. Will be played in the winter, because it is too hot in the summer. Didn't think of that, Blatt ?

And another one from joe.

So was the winning side at Colloden in 1746 !

I don't know who half of this lot are and I'm sure the majority of the FIFA committee don't either. You telling me they swung the vote? Yeah right ! Bollocks !

What's happened to cluster ? ........ gone very quiet........

Blackburn , Another 'Trophy Team' for a bloke with too much money ? Will any Team Spirit cascade down from above onto the players ? Big Sam was off, quicker than a brides nightie ! Lost Saturday.......

Well Qatar does advertise it's airline on the roof of Brentford's stadium. I would suggest, it is more to do with our stadium being under the flight path to Heathrow, than their love of football. Tom is pedantic about the place, 'cos he like their airline and Scotland wont get the W.C anyway.

Cant you just mix your own brake fluid, Meths and Paraffin together ?

I sometimes wonder how many times I have heard that Slade song over the last 35 years or so. The little guitarist in black, was in W.H.Smith at Heathrow, last October. His Brummie accent caught my attention. As christmas songs go, I still like Rock and Roll Christmas by Garry Glitter.

Put it this way Joe, If we were in bed, I put my hand on her pussie and said " Or we could take Herb out ! " She would be getting her hat and coat on, saying " Come on boy- walkies ! "

Herb only Tom Tits in secluded places and outside fox entrances to the bramble bushes. He likes them to know he is about, so watch out. It is the dogie equivalent to building a Mosque at the sight of the W.T.C The foxes shat on A.J's case of beer on the patio last week, to do the same to us. How come Australia's great soccer team, has got round to dog and fox shit ?

If you asked the last Thai I shagged (last month) what she would rather do. Shag me, or walk Herb- it would be Herb every time, she adores him. I will endevour to post a pic of us with my son on here. A pictures worth a thousand words.

Done something you enjoyed, that wasn't shagging a This bird lately ?

" You only youtube when You're winning ! Youtube when your'e winning ! Just when you're winning !- Just when you're winning.... " Cluster, my football team is Brentford- knocked Everton out of the League Cup 21st September, then lost on penalties to Birmingham city in the next round. We have had 5 penalty shoot outs this season in cup games and won the other four. It can be a bit tense, especially against the big teams. So my nerves are well prepared for an even close Ashes Test ! Merry Christmas, but I hope you Boxing Day is shite.

He's finally lost it ! It had to happen !

Don't tell me you are shagging young fit birds in Oz ? Your not Mel Gibson are you ? As for shagging the Sheila that stayed with me, she was my daughters friend and unfortunately died 18 months ago, just short of her 30th B.Day of cancer, started as Melanoma. But you weren't to know that. Her story is a womens mag "That's Life" this month in Oz. Shoveling snow, is a bit of fun for me, gets the blood circulating and challenges your driving skill too. I remember riding my M.Bike from work years ago. It was snowing dinner plate size flakes, It was great ! Before that, I used to

I think Cheshire Tom and BigD, would be good as the sisters. Villa as Dandini, it was always played by a woman. Lots of Expats to play Baron Hardup, I suppose...

Sorry, it was my sons birthday Saturday, so the weekend was full of stuff to do. I don't post much at weekends, what with football and all, but well done. I have only seen bits on the news, not the highlights, so not much to comment on. Are you forgetting which football team I support ? Learning to lose, comes naturally to us Div one fans. It was good to see a crowd at the game. Was it buy one get one free ? Ohh it was Saturday and no one was at work - right - get it ! Do they announce the gate at cricket there ? How many did you get ?

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The advantage of freezing your arse off is, it does discourage the biting, stinging, venomous creatures from living here. I can walk through a grassy field in the summer in shorts and flip flops, with 'no worries sport'. Sit out after dark in the summerhouse by candle light, with a drink without being eaten alive.... Barefoot in the garden too. Had to convince an Oz girl living with us, that she wouldn't get thing stuck in her feet from the grass. Me and Herb enjoy our snow scene walks. Following fox trails is a cinch. You think FIFA took Funnel Web spiders and Box

Hard to say my favourite, but metal has to be up there. My two fav' 'girlie' songs I can tell you; "Its raining men" (by anyone) and " I need a Hero " - Bonnie Tyler. They both get my fingers tapping, oh and the title song to Flashdance, plus Sugar Babes " Press the button " Yeah I know, but we all have our feminine side.... unless your mother was something other than feminine.