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Another couple of brilliant jokes! They had my office mates rolling on the floor this morning.

That was freakin brilliant! To think I thought it was because he saw a stunner BG willing to go S/T for 500 baht.

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do. The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases? Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So that's the girl I want! Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others? He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease...and He's the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!

Thanks for posting great pictures of another successful party.

That has to be one of the most unique photo compilations that I have seen in a while. Thanks for sharing them with us.

Ummm...I can't make my mind up. Could you post some more pics? If I had to choose it would be the last pic with the white lace undies.

Very glad to hear that it is all falling into place for you Pete. I will admit 8 girls in tow almost sounds like a record that I might try and beat. I have always been a competitive one. I really don't enjoy playing pool but I do enjoy watching a couple of lovely ladies bent over the tables......playing pool that is.

Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?" * * * * * * * * * * * The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!" * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?" * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

I love the slogan..... We are an anything goes ago-go

Looked like a great party Adam. I loved the cake and the Hotel Cherry looks very accommodating.

After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" ( you'll love this...) At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia, and Washington DC .

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires 4 correct answers) NO CHEATING! 1. How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2. Which country makes Panama hats? 3. From which animal do we get cat gut? 4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5. What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7. What was King George VI's first name? 8. What color is a purple finch? 9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10. What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 1. How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 2. Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador 3. From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses 4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November 5. What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur 6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs 7. What was King George VI's first name? Albert 8. What color is a purple finch? Crimson 9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand 10. What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange What do you mean, you failed? Me, too.

Love the cake. It looks like a lot of fun was had that night.

You have hit the nail on the magical head. Nothing will keep me away from Pattaya in August.

You must try the catch of the day. There are always fresh fishies on the market.

Excellent post monkeyman.

I fully agree about the prices. My business class ticket usually runs around $1200 from DXB to BKK. My ticket at the end of August is costing me about $1650 this go around. At least my company is picking up the tab for that trip. My mate will usually get a better deal through Thai Air. I haven't checked on them though.

promises.....promises

Definitely C

300 baht barfines I hear!

Take a look at this picture on the bottle what do you see? You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. What they WILL see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture! So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child... now... If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupt and you probably need help.

Good luck Ricky, I will look you up on the next trip.

You have outdone yourself once again. I enjoyed every part.

Bob is about as simple a name as they come.