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Not sure what the residence rights are for TCNs from 1st November - third country nationals will include UK citizens from that date. https://dispatcheseurope.com/no-deal-no-problem-more-eu-countries-guarantee-british-expats-post-brexit-grace-periods/ Buy-in price US$500,000 worth of property https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/21/realestate/visas-residency-passports-property-investment.html - read the small print though - TF over Butch..... from me at least.

Can you expand PD? If it's permanent low season in Spain, it would be on topic..... it was still there (at the least the north) the last time I drove the 90 minutes to the border - fab naked prozzies (9s and 10s) on the N road between La Jonquera and Figueres. Even Flo said "phwoar". Flo and I are planning to spend 10 weeks a year in the south in a couple of years time (mid-Jan to end-Mar). Can you grade the level of destruction? Thanks Andy Cap

At least you could tell they were nuts....

War....huh.....(good God y'all!) what is it good for? Absolutely nuthin' everything (say it again!) - unless I have completely misunderstood (dandruff again). What is a "dovish tilt" when applied to a national bank?

"Boom-boom" ! (?)

You mean it's your fault? I think it's the Glaswegians' fault, just mho.... Great thread butch. Like the PT of old - everyone whingeing....

It's like a Glaswegian calling his mate a bastard or a cunt - if you're not Glaswegian it'll be "ah YE luckin fae eu pho'ahgraph?" Thud. Traditions....

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Sorry Bob. I hadn't got to your post before I commented - if I'm on ignore, you won't see this, but others will at least....

Will the "out of fashion" malls turn into "Four Floors of Whores" 1, 2, 3, 4 etc....? (If they are east of 2nd Second Road maybe?)

Sounds like somewhere we both know. I wonder if MBS has changed that (for another thread.......). Not my field at all (no surprise there), but interesting to read people's input

Goans?

This was the best Monkeyman for a while imho... nice work! Refreshed the day in 40°C heat in Agde - the "new" AC in my office isn't working (my face at 5pm)

Wot no 40bht tit rubbing and 100bht fingering? Does the TG of choice pole-shuffle in a long evening gown and elbow-length gloves, gentlemen must wear ties or preferably tuxedos, and the GGD receives her LD by Amazon drone and sends you emoji filled MMSs from across the room? Gotta be a hit - oil givit foive (minutes)!

Thanks Alan. We've already booked for 2019 but will come and sink a few and plan for August 2020. We'll be 3 week visitors until retirement in 2023 then three month visitors mid-June to mid-Sept (tourist visa + extension at Jomtien Immigration - someone will correct me if I'm wrong) for 2023 on. Cheers - with no alcohol. Andy "Live Long and Prosper" Cap

Definitely placebo effect.... Mr Happy is fine without oh great Bushmaster. Can't imagine the side-effects if you stop now.... Flo finally read the big sheet in the box of my new Happy Tablets (glasses needed) and the side effects are nausea, high blood pressure, psychedelic nightmare dreams, loss of appetite, night sweats and more - all of which I've had in the past 2 weeks. All supposed to "taper off" in time. You don't want Mr Happy to taper off..... keep taking the tablets, as they say.

Top hole, old bean! I'm sure you mean hippocampi (rhyme with and taste like scampi) - probably available in concentrated shark fin and rhino horn flavours at seaside bug carts as a natural alternative to ant pills.

On Uncle Ron's advice I got some and I've still got the large quantities of Red Ant and Black Ant pills I bought 3 years ago sitting at Kilkenny with tallguy - gave the seller all the tins back and asked for a couple of rubber bands in exchange. Used some with the French Threesome Mistress as insurance but no need with Flo. Are they a collector's item now - like Original Formula Big Mac Special Sauce? No, I'm not bringing them back......

Great post. All the reason to continue until they leave the key under the mat. Never mind that the euro was 50 baht in 2003/4 and it's now 35 baht and falling........ We'll get no frills accommodation, go to the Coconut Bar and get a season ticket at Cheap Charlie's, drinking alcohol-free and buying 2nd LDs only after barfine will help. The odd draught at a GGB just for watch won't kill us.

Hi Alan, got any rooms in the backside as my former Indian colleagues would say, for reasons of quiet? Flo and I will pop by for a glass and a look in August - got Heineken 00 - if not could you get half a dozen in? Cheers, Andy Cirrhosis Cap

As a host on Booking, booking adds 17% onto my prices when I rent out (I don't drop mine by 17%). My website has the prices available MINUS the "booking" commission. So not really a rule of thumb. I think the couple of days booked in advance plus a "bahtbusabout" or walkabout search on the ground is great in low season, or a websearch for "specials" (see teelack's post) when on the ground. Of course this year I've gone against my own rules and booked a place for 23 nights..... doh! Saw this place on YouTube yesterday, a maybe base for later 3-month stays - but there's a big c

I didn't know about that.... thanks.

Phuk Me!

He never fails to get a LOL! "MMMmmmmmmmm - done!"

So I believe - well I'll see for myself. Xiexie, wanan!