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We all stayed at Blue Canyon on the same trip and played the Lakes course. What a bloody shambles. The 5 star hotel is not and neither is the standard of service on or off the course. That was the first and very last time I will go near the place. No buggies allowed on The Canyon course so we took a raincheck and that was the reason we ended up playing at Mission Hills the second day. Did they do us a big favour by being such a scabby dump. Just in case I have not made myself clear. I did not like the place. LOL.

Even though we had heard about it all from Ben today those pictures were still a major tug at the heart strings. Dads wai was so high that Martin should have felt a huge compliment was being offered which as some may know is not often to be expected from a Thai to a farang. Good on the FLB management/owner for making all this possible. Closing the bar was a major decision in itself but hiring a coach and providing for all the staff to get there with all the added extras that were bound to follow was a gesture that is rare anywhere let alone in the LOS. To the members and the visitors w

We are back home tomorrow night Martin and and will catch up with you or Ben then.

Devastated and totally sad. A.M. and I heard the news over the phone last night whilst still here in Christmas Island on the last day of our holiday. Members tributes already posted say it all. Om was part of the old FLB family and such an even tempered girl. At the odd tmes when all seemed to be falling apart and tempers were frayed she just sat there, smiled and got on with her job. This will take the girls a while to get over and it will seem strange not seeing her at her post. The girls come and go but leaving in such a tragic way and at such a young age seems so unfair. B

Just a Quickie before popping over to Bali. We finished our golf trip to Phuket yesterday along with Pete and Doghouse making a promo film of golfing in LOS. A great trip but yesterday was the greatest. Mission Hills is a new course and what a course it is. Not because of the condition as the course is still so new that the greens and fairways still need time to settle down but the fantastic layout and dramatic scenery must make this one of the best courses to play on in the world. Everyone and the pro agreed that they had never experienced anything like this anywhere. If anone

The fishing is now absolutely crap. The best time was before Christmas when a few sailfish ventured into the area but even they were nothing special. They have all migrated back South now as have most other pelargic species. If you want to go fishing then go to Phuket and not here, You will be dissapointed 99% for sure. Terry at Shamrock can put you onto Capt Dang who has been at it aver 20 years and I have fished with him. He tries hard and knows where to go. Still low chances of landing a whopper but better than with most who really do not give a toss. As for the PSC site please noti

East Coast Real Estate on 2nd Road opposite Royal Garden Mall. David Grey ( a Scot) is the owner and a man of integrity that I would trust and have many times without any problem.

Will do my best mate and no I have never been to Subic. First visit to A/C was only 4 years ago but since then have been back many times and its great for a change but I could never live there.

Thaksin can do whatever he feels like doing and will for sure do it until he is fired by his own party which must be a possibility. I agree that he is fast becoming a dictator and is at the least very dangerous with his quick temper and mistrust of everyone even in his own party. I have heard about this notice and it may just be the tip of the iceburg. However if he tries this one on he will have a major problem to contend with. The Thais who are earning their livings in this way will not take it lying down and demos and petitions are going to be flying around. I suspect that this is a

I rarely post outside of the members section and now I know why. What a silly post this is. Fat white women in Pty??? So what is new here. They have been coming here forever in large numbers and they come in all shapes and sizes just like we do. I wonder what they say about some of us??? The only difference now from 20 years ago is that a few more find their way to our fun places and why not. Its fun to have some of them around and the majority of the BG's love to compare notes with Western woman regardless of their shape or size. Think I will go now before I say something I might

No Doggie my boy has been preoccupied with a little thing called Anne from The Seas bar. However he lost our spare phone in a Eden in Bkk last week so she can not ring him. LOL. I will bow to your superior powers of communication and allow you to go first then. Speak when you get in.

I agree she might be hard to shake off but she has to be done. I will take on the unenviable task myself then.

OK Callum and count me in for Pty on one or maybe 2 days. Phoenix is in superb condition for this time of year and being heavily watered every night. If you want Phoenix or anywhere else for that matter and need me to make a tee reservations then let me know. Even though Phoenix is fully booked most of the time the round this week was unhurried and we only let a three through at the ninth whist we stopped for one of A.M.'s large sized Cornish pasties each. LOL. Thanks for the offer and Bee may well be getting dangerous. LOL.

Managed to get tee time at Phoenix today which is no mean feat as the course is fully booked every day. Cost 1500 Baht with caddy and buggy. The course is in very good condition which is not the same as some at the moment that are not being watered. Doggie, as well as my usual caddy Ji with Aaron and daddy outlaw making up a three ball my caddy decided to get two mates rather than leave it to chance. One of course was the lovely lady with the cell phone. She was looking fucking exquisite and my boy thought so as well but would not do anything about it so I gave her my boys Thai cell number

The new Roof Bar that you refer to Pete in the upstairs Diamond area opposite Shark has now been going for a couple of weeks and the owner who does not like to think of herself as a mamasan is called Goy. She is a very personable lady and seems to have a passion for her new venture. However she soon found out that striptease was not as easy to train the girls in as she thought and has seemed to have dropped the idea. Likewise lap dancing also has gone by the board so this is now just a regular gogo. The place has been well spruced up but done on the cheap with lots of padded vinyl and

There is a very challenging little nine hole course right on your door step. It is within the Asia hotel complex and consists of all par 3's some short and some long enough to use a 5 iron for me.LOL. Take the road past the fitness park on the way to The Royal Cliff and the next turn right after the police box turning. Well signposted. A few hundred Baht and trolleys for hire also as well as clubs if you need them. Morning is best as can get busy.

Brian I am not clear on what date it is on this year. We are in Bkk 25th to 29th Jan and if not on these dates might be able to make it.

Now this might be a bit risky but A.M.s mum and dad are coming to stay for 10 days and if anyone fancies joining us to make up a four with him,me and A.M. they will be most welcome. Bear in mind however that the missus is a sweet innocent thing in her daddies eyes so there will be a strict "no bar girl" discussion rule. LOL. PM or post here please if any golfers are in town. Siracha and Phoenix likely venues.

Hub thanks mate and have a promise of the clubs but not sure if it will work out as the guy is now doubtful on his trip here. Will let you know. Hub what was the loft on that driver and what also was the shaft. Thanks. Assume it was not customised?

Nice one Hub and if you had not lent me That Biggest Big Bertha then the back nine for us would have resulted in a draw and the USA would have taken home the prestigious trophy. What a piece of metal that club is. Even if you miss the ball by 6 inches you still hit it. Anyway what do I know about 6 inches. LOL. Thanks for the club and if anyone coming here soon fancies picking me up The Biggest Big Bertha and its twin mate the 3 wood then I will buy you the best looking bird you can find in FLB to go with the money they cost. Might even convince Mod to leave me for a night.LOL Nice rep

Yep we have our Captain to thank for putting the sheep. Two victories in one day then Ian. Nice one partner and wish I could have been there to see it. For those that dont know what the fuck we are on about the match was a draw and decided by a putting competition in the FLB last night. Europe gets to take the trophy as of course was predicted by many of us but this was a valient attempt by the US to hold on to it. Hard luck lads. Hey and Bob your putting had been so good all day as well. This is where the European mind will always win out. We can see a sheep from any angle. LOL.

Well I just got home and am going to miss the evening as have to spend all night glued to the bloody phone for a meeting in the UK. Pain in the arse but a week ago thought I might not even be here to play. Anyway it was a great day on a good course and as usual things did not go completely to plan. Every one arrived at RG on time(8.45am, ouch) although most competitors after last nights late ones looked shagged out already. I personally evaded getting nobled by a certain Ozy who will remain nameless. Around midnight my regular told me she had received a sum of money to keep me awake al

Nope there is one of us left up. OK the signing in went well but the US has failed to enter a convincing side. Raponggi tried to noble me by paying my regular extra dosh to keep me up all night but I have explained to him that the US is not the same as Oz and he should feel used and abused by being made to bat for the suckers. What6 the fuck I am off to make the most of a freebie and fuck the Rideher cup which is braken antway/# You woul d not belieive how many times I tried to type thas. I an fukced.

>Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball >headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. > >The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together >at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. > >The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. > >"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could >relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. > >"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,"

Still working on that one Kev.