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atlas2

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  1. Honestly Jacko have a look on youtube and decide for yourself.
  2. Got this sent to me on what apps ages ago but didn't post........ Please delete if too graphic........... Shit I deleted myself.....You can find it if you look on Youtube........The scene from outside is bad enough but the video from someone's phone inside a bit too much.
  3. GREAT.....My son's a fan. Liverpool under Klopp are a team........If they play another 'English' team....even though it's my my usual policy in PL games to simply count the Englishmen on each team and root for the one with the most, if Liverpool meet another PL team in the final.......I think Ill be rooting for the 'Pool'
  4. Roads busy yesterday.............My area of Jomtien packed with parked cars this morning.... I'll be indoors mostly watching 'Thrones' of one sort or another on TV all day today..........G.O.T dayyyyyy.
  5. Though I feel your pain...as you say a 'zip-trapped foreskin' is a rite of passage for the average gentile teen....... Consider for a moment being a poor sod born into this Aboriginal tribe!!!!!!! (I BET THIS WAS THOUGHT UP BY SOME ABORIGINAL FEMINIST) "Circumcision and Subincision The rite of passage from boyhood to manhood of the Australian Mardudjara Aborigines consists of two parts: circumcision and sub-incision. Don’t know what sub-incision is? Read on. You’ll be wincing in pain. When an Aborigine boy comes of age, usually around 15 or 16, the
  6. A friend of mine says he lives next door to some guy with Alzheimers He says every morning the guy knocks on his door and ask if he's seen his wife? So every morning he has to explain to his neighbour that his wife died 2 years ago..... He's thought about not answering the door, or lying to the guy...But he says he loves seeing the big smile on the guy's face when he tells him.
  7. US Jewish couple visit Jerusalem. Wife dies...... "Vot do you vant to do Manny? Ve can bury her here for $100 but to fly her home .eeeee...its gonna be about $20,000. "Fly her home." "I respect your love Manny, but Vy go for such expense?" Manny shrugs his shoulders...."Jesus was buried here....And after 3 days he rose again....Why take the chance?"
  8. Great recommendation for Bosch...there’s football on tonight but I’ll give it a go
  9. Went on Wednesday to see Avengers Endgame.........First Class at Central is now 1000 baht, so made a pig of myself with the food. I'm glad I've recently re-watched most of the films worked into this 11 year cycle. Fully clued up I probably got the most from it. Exciting, very funny on occasions, dramatic, sad......fulfilling. Best cinematic (nearly 3 hours) experience for me personally since the Godfather. First time since I was a kid that I considered going straight back inside and watching it again. Six ****** out of 5 from me.
  10. Downstairs. get a ticket from the machine... it gives a price I believe of 1500 maybe it’s gone up to Pattaya and a number on the ticket walk straight to the taxi under that number. Nam is good if you’re booking ahead. And Mr T The normal rank guys are always delighted they haven’t queued for a drop off on Sukhumvit 100 baht tip job done. i usually drive myself to the airport if I’m going and drive back but for mates I always recommend Nam.
  11. I'm not looking thru......But it's probably been pointed out that you can't pop upstairs and get a taxi that's just dropped someone off.......Not anymore. One way revolving gates stop you and the airport security discourage you from climbing over them.
  12. Emma fucking Thompson flew 5000 miles to complain about everyone else's carbon footprints.
  13. I'd never heard of this airline until ex-wife booked it for my son in June........for the BKK London section of his Summer flight On the treadmill at the gym a few weeks back and see some of it's financial problems. I doubt I forget my phone more than twice a year...That was one of the days!! Rushed home quickly, sent her an urgent message to re-consider and a news report. She cancelled got her money back and about a week later books with Thai. I said I'd pay half the extra......She said don't worry it was only 40 pounds.......??????? Hope she's learned a lesson....... Don'
  14. A guy goes to the optician....... 'Can you check my eyes?' The optician covers one eye and the patient reads.....A C D 5 U B and continues without hesitation reading to the bottom. The Optician covers the other eye and the patient repeats reading perfectly to the bottom of the card and adds Made in Hong Kong for good measure. The Opticians says, 'Your eyesight is perfect...What's your problem?" The patient open the lid of a shoe box he was holding. Inside there was an enormous turd...And says whenever I do one of these my eyes star watering.
  15. One day I'll explain why that's not as outlandish as it sounds.......Cue Twilight Zone music.
  16. OK....Quasimodo goes into a bar and somehow picks up this drunken sexy saloon gal....... He shags her rotten and in the morning she wakes up.....She sees what she's been shagging all night......And staring at the hairy hump on his back she throws up all over it!! Quasi wakes, puts a hand in the sick on his hump.......and gasps in horror!! She says I "Gee....I'm mighty sorry mister....I couldn't help throwing-up." 'Ahhhh......Thaaank Gorrrd'. Says Quasi, "I thought my hunch had burst"
  17. Funny I've always read VPI78 and thought it stood for VPL.......Visible pantie line Cue.. Twilight Zone music.......(The new series of which is shit by-the-way).
  18. I hadn't thought of that........Perhaps it's compelling evidence of a cover-up.....??
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