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The inquiry into Savile is "Snowballing" http://uk.news.yahoo.com/jimmy-savile/?fr=fp-tts-702&fr2=ps

Watch this clip from sky news of jimmy sovile http://uk.news.yahoo...-130300697.html http://www.itv.com/n...y-abuse-claims/ t-shirts were onsale on ebay but have been removed

BBC News: 15 dyslexic parents have been arrested for kcking the shit out of Jimmy somerville The BBC News channel has just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Saville interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then. The jimmy saville scandal is of no surprise to many at the bbc, during the 70s it was rife , even rod hull had been fisting a bird for years

England, 1944 A squadron leader, just off on a mission, runs past, and dashes into a Nissen hut The squadron leader enters an RAF officers' mess and takes off his helmet Bovril: Morning, squadron leader. Squadron Leader: What-ho, Squiffy. Bovril: How was it? Squadron Leader: Top hole. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Bovril: Er, I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, squadron leader. Squadron Leader: It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry ... pranged his kite right in the how's yer father ... hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Bovril: No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower. Squadron Leader: Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy. Bovril: Hold on, then. (shouts) Wingco! Wingco: Yes! Bovril: Bend an ear to the squadron leader's banter for a sec, would you? Wingco: Can do. Bovril: Jolly good. Wingco: Fire away. Squadron Leader: (draws a deep breath and looks slightly uncertain, then starts even more deliberately then before) Bally Jerry ... pranged his kite ... right in the how's your father ... hairy blighter ... dicky-birdied ... ... feathered back on his Sammy ... took a waspy ... flipped over on his Betty Harper's ... and caught his can in the Bertie. Wingco: ... No, don't understand that banter at all. Squadron Leader: Something up with my banter, chaps? A siren goes. The door bursts open and an out-of-breath young pilot rushes in in his flying gear. Pilot: Bunch of monkeys on your ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let's get the bacon delivered. General incomprehension. They look at each other Wingco: Do you understand that? Squadron Leader: No, didn't get a word of it. Wingco: Sorry old man, we don't understand your banter. Pilot: You know ... bally ten-penny ones dropping in the custard ... (searching for the words) um ... Charlie Choppers chucking a handful ... Wingco: No, no ... sorry. Bovril: Say it a bit slower, old chap. Pilot: Slower banter, sir? Wingco: Ra-ther! Pilot: Um ... sausage squad up the blue end! Squadron Leader: No, still don't get it. Pilot: Um ... cabbage crates coming over the briny? Squadron Leader: No. Wingco, Pilot and Bovril: No, no ... Stock film of a German bombing raid. Voice Over: But by then it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London by July 7th. That was just the beginning... Translation: “Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how’s your father.” The German pilot flew his plane into a crossfire situation. “Hairy blighter” A reference to the German pilot. “dicky-birdied” Got shot up. “Feathered back on his Sammy” Cut or lost power to his engine. “Took a waspy” Opened his canopy “Flipped over on his Betty Harper’s” Rolled his plane into an inverted position. (A common maneuver during WWII when a pilot was trying to bail out) “Caught his can in the Bertie” Got tangled up in the parachute shroud.

Dear people of the United Kingdom, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age & older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early) Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination) Persons who have been RAPED & SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers) A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate. Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouses) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance) Obviously, Persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, Please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle Sincerely David Cameron

My 1st trip was last year & i stayed on soi 6, never had any bother from the LB's on Soi 6/1 when coming back to the hotel in the early hours

An 18-year-old High School leaver from Birmingham, Alabama was rushed into the ER after he been severely electrocuted. After much hesitance, he later explained that he had been sat at his computer, visiting some "adult" websites. After his "right hand had said hello to his One Eyed Snake", he came, spraying his bodily fluids all over the pc tower, causing the current to pass through his body A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general anaesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball. A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go. An unconscious 30-year-old man was brought to the ER by ambulance. His girlfriend had found him lying naked on the floor of his bathroom and called 911. In the ER, he was found to have a large lump on the top of his head and, strangely, several scratches on his scrotum. The doctors figured the lump was possibly caused by a fall or a knock to the head. However the source of the scratches remained a mystery until he woke up and provided the doctors with the following explanation. He said he had been cleaning his bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub. His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door.

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Q. What do Man Utd and Gadaffi have in common ? A. Both were murdered by the locals

just found this on bloomberg.com Oct. 24 (Bloomberg) -- Thailand will propose cutting import taxes on bottled water and food such as eggs, milk formula and pork after flooding led to shortages, said Vachari Vimooktayon, director-general of the Internal Trade Department. “Flooding has hindered logistics and many distribution centers are swamped,” Vachari said after meeting representatives of retailers such as Tesco Lotus and Big C. “We plan to allow those retailers to import those scarce products from Malaysia and Singapore.” Deputy Prime Minister Kittiratt Na-Ranong planned to ask carbonated beverage makers to shift production of soft drinks to drinking water to alleviate shortages

Floods to last 4 to 6 weeks http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-15413818

Read this http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15097537

I booked my flights last month with Cathay pacific, LHR - HKG - BKK Only a 2 hour stop in HKG b4 my BKK flight Should be in Pattaya by 1:30pm Price £630

Last time i was in T3 Heathrow (june this year) i was looking to buy 2 cartons of Marlboro Lights, If i remember correctly the price was £80, ended up buying them on my flight to Vancouver for 75CAD

I very much doubt this will last long as for PAL = Plane Always Late Enough said

The Lockheed Stratoliner concept is a hydrogen-powered jet that can fly anywhere on Earth without stopping. The bar-tailed Godwit holds the world record for how far a bird can fly without stopping to feed - one of the Australian birds flew to Alaska without stopping to feed, flying for an astonishing 7,256 miles. So designer William Black took the bird's wings as his inspiration for a 'zero-emission' jet - the Lockheed Stratoliner concept - which would use bird-like wings for extended lift on high-altitude flights. His idea was a jet that could fly anywhere on Earth - emitting no pollution whatsoever. The idea is still some way off, however. Hydrogen-powered flight has only been demonstrated a few times - and then only in small aircraft. Black's concept was meant to illustrate the potential of a zero-emission aircraft that could fly anywhere on Earth - using extreme aerodynamic lift to reach altitudes where the air would offer less resistance and it could glide like a bird. The designer's page on Yanko Design says, 'Oversized wings generate large amounts of lift and permit flight at higher altitudes.' 'Four Cryogenic Hydrogen Turbofan engines power flight with zero emissions and can operate in a low-power state similar to that of fighter jets, saving a substantial amount of fuel.' Cryogenic Hydrogen Turbofan engines are, likewise, some way from emerging into the real world. But the concept is beautiful. http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz1ZOsaPDFd

Cebu Pacific are the worst airline i've ever flown with, their flights are always late. Last time i flew with them was dec 2009, my flight to Cebu was delayed by 3.5 hours, which meant i had missed my connecting flight to Singapore with Silkair, Had to cough up 15,000php for a flight to Singapore with CP & the bastards would'nt even give me discount on the price of the ticket!!

I think i'll try the No1 lounge as i got 12 hours to kill after i arrive in LHR b4 my flight leaves

It's a no from me

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Even tho i have yet to experience Pattaya and all it has to offer (later this year) I thought i would search the World Wide Web for a few pics of pattaya back in the 60's, 70's & 80's Beach road 1980 Walking street 1980 Barbo's...Pattaya's first beer bar Pattaya 1960

Great pics tom

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