JohnnyK

Your wife may not be thrilled about this choice of "winter sun break", although you will be very horny.

Saw the guvnor on Pattaya TV. Guy was too much of a "Professional Aussie" for me.

January is Chinese New Year which spans a 2-3 week period until the first few days of Feb. depending on the lunar calendar. Chinese all around the world are flying. And there are lots of them!

Tequila Reef - tasteless sludge on a plate. Suitable for arrested palates only.

Just get both sides done and you can get on the bahtbus for 5 baht!

Actions won't change, just where you do it. I don't usually think of which hotel I'm in when my nob is being gobbled.

My experience is they are all pretty much samesame, the difference is in the service. Only differences I have found are bound up with amount on deposit, for how long and how often you want interest paid out to you.

Alan, I have offshore too and its only if you live in the EU. Show them something that says you don't live in the EU anymore and you should be fine.

The hustling for drinks is all-too reminiscent of stupid bars in falang land. You know, the ones where they shake your beer bottle when its still half full and say "Everything all right here?" with a shit-eating grin.

How'd they explain that one to the C.O.?

What did the girl say when she sat on Pinocchio's face? "Lie to me!"

Absolutely required reading with great input from three veterans of the game. Maybe reading it should be mandatory with membership sign-up!

Flamingo, run by Frank a good guy. Google Flamingo for the webpage.

Flamingo, run by Frank, a good guy from Canada. Google it, they have a webpage.

Picture has to be a fake. Condi has never been fucked.

Eggzackly!

Own the land and you control your destiny.

IMO, it only looks easy.

Another one out late without his minder.

Japanese guy murdered there last month.

Probably ran the water bill through the roof

SF_dude stays there. Need we say more?

The 233 baht place I have stayed at (V&M Terrace) is pretty well booked out by late October by long-stays. Way better value than Skytop (not a flame, just fact).

Quietest time is about 9:30 am any day of the year!