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Cheltenham Races A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the bo

Is the banking industry in for huge bonuses for their recent sterling non performance and compliance with this new law.

I am even more boring as my fine was only £245.50.

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?" " The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wif

A history teacher asks a class full of kids 'What was Churchill famous for?' A kid at the back shouts out 'He was the last white man to be called Winston!' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ? Everybody won. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law? About 2.3 pounds including the urn. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Was so depressed last night that

Even at your revised rate you will still have to budget for 2/3000 baht for electricity(depending on how much you use it) as that is AFAIK never free no matter how much per month you are paying. You will also be paying for water which can be anything that the landlord asks but normaly about 250 baht a month.As cheap charlie I like my rent cheap but usualy am happy with rent and utilities that come under 11,000 baht a month and on soi Buakhow.

Are not immigrants expected to go to either Croyden or Liverpool when they need to do any thing about thier status whilst in the UK and I dont believe it is any different in other countries of the EU.Sauce for the goose.

Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes". Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Nonsense,the proper way to deal with offenders and reoffenders is to lock them up or kill them and in the case of the death penalty there has never been a case of reoffending whilst those locked up don't seem to rob my house whilst they are locked up. What you refer to is the recidivism that you get when you let the thugs and thieves out of prison after totaly unsuitable terms of imprisonment and much to good surroundings which in no way make the offenders want to stay out of prison.

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I AM NOT GAY,honest.

For some crimes,premeditated murder,killing children ,I am all for the death penalty.I know that some "innocent "people have been hanged but I think that more people have been killed by those murderers who have been let loose after serving totally inadequate sentances. In the UK we seem to think that letting the criminals get away with it (community service and the like)is the way to stop them commiting crime but the facts are that crime is on the rise ,some crimes are supposedly on the decrease but there are a lot of crimes that go unreported today as the victims feel that it is not worth wh

The place is not finished and the units cant be owned "legally"by a Brit and they want the full price up front, I don't understand why more people havn't been thinking SCAM like me.

One of he funniest things I have ever read.

Do you perhaps mean native Americans or Indians from the Asian Sub Continent? I personaly think they should all wear a big hat and boots and tell anyone who asks that they are Cowboys, who the fuck can argue with a Cowboy.

These quotes were taken from actual Federal (US) employee performance evaluations... "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity" "I would not allow this employee to breed" "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be" "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap" "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet" "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle"

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it !) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig..) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to dea

I got 6 right but I think it should be 8 as i am sure Panama hats are made in the UK as well as elsewhere,and I was always under the impression that Camel hair comes from goats.

I might be an old cynic but I recon this is either a wind up or the OP is a nut job .who in thier right mind would ask such a question,a thief who needs to keep the existence of the money from all authorities or a husband trying to hide his assets from a wife ,it makes no difference as he is asking strangers to help him ,strangers who only find the question laughable.

I'm not laughing ,and this is supposed to be the funnies section.

In addition to the leagues there are also 3 other venues where you can just turn up and play. 1. on Tuesday nights at 2100hrs ,The Bowling Green just opposite the Excite disco 2. on thursday night at 2100 hrs The Sportsmans bar in soi 13.(free pie and chips at the end of the quiz) 3.on friday nights at 2000 hrs The Caddy Shack in soi 17 (next door to what was the Harley bar These are all free to enter. there was as you say more venues in years past but many have just stopped the practice. There may be others but I don't know of them so turn just up and enjoy.

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I stayed in a 28 meter sq room for 3 months this year and , it was small,in the past I stayed in a 32 meter sq room for the same length of time and it was adequate.anything under 28 sq would in my opinion be SMALL.