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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge... He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , "My point exactly."

Again you miss the point,and you seem to be very good at that,but I am concerned about how much I spend whether on holiday or not.The fact that I come to Pattaya for between 2 and 4 months every year means I do not think of it as a holiday but that's just me living my life and letting others live theirs.I try to give advice or at least my point of view not dig guys because I have more cash than them or have no idea how to budget.I don't know what your idea of having to spend "a lot of extra little niggling charges" on holiday adds to a post about the correct price of a ferry journey if all you can say is it doesnt matter to you and shouldn't matter to others ,when it quite obviously matters as there is a post about it.

There is (or was) a good place next door to the RooBar on 3rd rd,it was looking for a new owner last year but if still there I would give it another go when (make that if at 47 baht to the £) I get there this year.

My tip for a good fish and chips is still NeeRoys in soi chiapoon. 99baht (it was last year)and mushy peas at 25 baht,real mushy peas and hot.This was the best place I found for good batter ,prices and taste,I wont promise its Cod cause I am not sure it is but, I am sure that it is as good if not better than a whole lot of the chippies at home. PS a good portion of good sized chips as well.

No the assumption was yours ,I never said that 150 baht was crucial I said to cut us guys who do have to budget a break,and That I thought it common sense to worry about what is and is not a fair price. If you cant get that then you too must be rich ,or at least richer than me.

And it really pisses me off when I hear about people who go on holiday and leave their common sense behind.Cost may not be a problem for you but it is for some ,so cut us guys, who need to budget,some slack and be greatful you are so rich.

There is norfuck and suffuck.

" I would not be surprised to see a female in the NHL" I would, and not only that I would be surprised if they lasted the first period. The girls have skills but they do not check and the NHL is the biggest checking league in the world. I used to play a little in my thinner and younger days and whilst I was probably one of the worst players in the British Ice Hockey leagues no girls here could have lasted against even the guys who I played with.At the moment we are having this very argument in the ENL2(English National League) where there are currently 4 or 5 women playing of which 2 are goalies.They have their own league but expect to play in the mens league because they think themselves too good to play in the girls league which is to be honest pretty poor.They may be the best women in the country but they struggle in the lowest mens league and our standard is much much lower than the NHL.

The Three Marriages The first man married a woman from Essex. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Sussex. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he could see it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a lassie from Glasgow. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot food on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

Bloke also asked to look at video and was told not available or not working and the "safe " was not bolted down just placed in the wardrobe.Read the post it is enlightening.

Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says: 'No, I don't think God would get mad. Whom do you want to give a Valentine to?' 'Osama Bin Laden,' she says. 'Why Osama Bin Laden?' her father asks in shock. 'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them, and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.' Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride.. 'Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I have ever heard.' 'I know, ' Melissa says, 'and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines can shoot the bastard.

Drafting men over 60----this is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier- I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while. An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a..m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch. If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser. Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet. An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.. Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them. How about recruiting Women over 50 ...in menopause! You think Men have attitudes! Ohhhhhh my God! If nothing else, put them on border patrol.... They'll have it secured the first night! Send this to all of your senior friends...it's in big type so they can read it.

Actually I thought that America spoke when they elected Barack Obahma,because what they were offered on the other side was not as good.

You could try this, Ignition off,Take of the + terminal of battery (somewere quiet) and listen inside the engine bay whilst you reattach the + terminal ,you might hear the sound of something engaging and that could be your problem and an easy fix.Saw this work when the AC clutch was engaing without being turned on, needed a new relay so was an easy fix.

Stayed at the 9karat last year and whilst I was only there 2 months in low season (June,July) the most peole I ever saw round the pool was about 12,usually 3 or 4,(between 1pm and 3pm when I swam every day) and I only ever saw 2 or 3 people at the bar.There are at least 2 other bar/cafes in the complex and they were no more busy.

CREDIT CRUNCH TIPS!!!! DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead. HOMEOWNERS: Prevent burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again. SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y. DON'T waste money buying expensive binoculars; simply stand closer to the object you wish to view. AN empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator. Not sure how to make contented wasps angry? - just put some into an empty cigar tube and you'll know. SAVE electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner's hat. HOUSEWIVES, the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket. OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books, simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know. SAVE on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly against the wall. SAVE a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam, they will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence. OLD people, if you feel cold indoors this winter, simply pop outside for ten minutes without a coat, when you go back inside you will really feel the benefit. CAN'T afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film and press them into your eyes. WHY pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Just take a bag of frozen chips from the freezer and try piecing together potatoes. MIX tea with coffee, and leave in the fridge to cool. Hey presto! Toffee. MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs. SHOPPERS, when buying oranges, get more for your money by peeling them before taking them to the counter to be weighed. WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't care less anyway and you could use the saved energy to Hoover the house afterwards. And a few more... Save the price of a visit to a public swimming pool, by recreating the experience in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in. AVOID over ordering milk by placing your fridge on the pavement just outside your gate. The milkman can then check your day-to-day requirement for himself. SAVE petrol by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and help. SAVE money on doorbell batteries by removing them and simply popping to the door every two minutes to see if anyone is there. DON'T fork out on expensive smoke alarms. simply fill balloons with water and hang them from the ceiling. Then cover the floor with air-filled balloons, each with a drawing pin stuck to the top. In the event of a fire the temperature will cause the air- filled balloons to rise up from the floor, and the pins will burst the water-filled balloons, thus extinguishing the fire. Probably. EXPENSIVE hair gels are a con. Marmalade is a much cheaper alternative, but beware of bees in the summer. Dont buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on. Exterior wood stain is a fast, long-lasting and attractive alternative to expensive sun-bed treatments.

Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!" Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy. About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?" Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy, let alone that she allowed the kinky boy to whip her, eventually admits that yes she did. Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen".

Some people ,like me,use the pool a lot so it is a must for some.Personally I will not stay someplace that has no pool,no matter how cheap it is,and I am a cheap charlie but,some things I can and do pay extra for.

http://www.pattayaone.com/rcon.html This is the web site for R-con Residence in soi buakhow,they advettise rooms from 11000 a month , the pics look good and the location is ,for me, Great.

Get a condo for the 3 months and that will save a lot leaving you more of your budget for the Ladies.Try Soi Buakow as its a lot cheaper and just as nice in many ways.

10,000 baht a month sounds fantastic ,but obviously not fantastic enough.

I am 31% smarter than average.

No way is the mosaic pic 30 sq m,whether yo include the bathroom or not.

* The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals * The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the Water" The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus" * Ladies, don't forget the jumble sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. * Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. * The soloist sang "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation * For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. * Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. * John Smith & Carol Jones were married on October 24th in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their shool days. * At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. * Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. * The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. * The "Low Self Esteem Support Group" wiill meet on Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door. * The sixth formers will be presenting Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' in the Church crypt on Friday at 7pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. * "Weight Watchers" will meet at 7pm in the church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. And finally:- * The curate unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: " I upped my Pledge - Up yours"