Montydog

And before that Dave Allen did a version with the Arabs and Jew on a train sending him off to the buffet car. “May your god go with you”

Try this site should come up with something suitable ; http://www.huahinafterdark.com/

If you want beaches Pattaya is not the place to go.

I've taken 2 girls back a few times never any problem

Why would a hardware store sell teapots? And what door hinge only takes one screw to secure it?

Don’t know if it is the same one but there is a shop on soi Buakhao near the soi Diana Inn junction that should fit the bill, full of PVC Latex etc………….enjoy have fun

Got to agree with the bagman and LBJ the Metro is a great place to stay. I’ve stayed there my last 3 trips and always had a good time every time also recommended it to loads of people and they have always been pleased as well. The only reason I’m not staying there on my next trip is because I have evil intentions towards a couple of the staff and I don’t like doing it on my own doorstep. But will be popping in most days to use the excellent bar and facilities.

My choice would be Metro Apartments fantastic well appointed rooms etc immaculately clean and a very nice bar and staff; http://www.metro-apartments-pattaya.com/ But plenty around the area try Robins Nest; http://robinsnestpattaya.googlepages.com/r...elandrestaurant Or Stereo Bar; http://www.stereopattaya.com/ But if your unsure there are plenty of places around so you could just book one/two nights then take a look around with not to many problems. But it’s a very good area to stay in I like it a lot.

Apologies mate I thought you had got mixed up with the Inn. When you stated that you went to the other pools. Though I agree with you about the Ruen Thai pool being the best one.

In think you mean the Sabai Inn mate the Wing has it's own pool

The hotel runs a tuk-tuk service to the main road so I presume quite a way. That and the smaller bathroom no tub made me choose the Dynasty Grand over the Citichic (I had got down to 2 in the final choice). I think Evil Penevil did an excellent report on the place as well try a search to bring it up. Monty

Was tempted to stay there myself on my next trip but a little to off Sukhumvit for my needs. This you tube submission show the room quite well, though the dumb ass bloke making it doesn’t know the difference between a door bell and a telephone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBY2R4FP3WE

Good one

In the UK Essex would replace Campbelltown

Your in the room for 8hrs + a night shaging and sleeping, you cant organise yourselves to charge any equipment when your in the room. How do some people tie there own shoelaces when away from home?

Try boyztown for man on man action.

If I have the San Mig lite with the lime in the top does that count towards my 5 a day?

From the web site "Fantastic private pool right next to your villa with sun deck and tropical surroundings all with beautiful sea view The hotel is in two buildings the expensive rooms are in the building that is built on the beach the cheaper ones are on the other side of the road. So I would guess that most of the more expensive ones will have a sea view

I stayed at this place when I went there last May; www.changburi.com Very nice 10 yards from the bar area and 7/11 good Thai restaurant very close also a good place to rent a bike from Ooy at Koh Chang travel information I just booked at the travel office across the soi from the Metro he arranged door to door mini bus and hotel can’t remember the exact price but it was very reasonable and hassle free. Enjoy, it's a very nice Island

Came from an advertisement I believe; YouTube

Somebody pissed on your chips Papillion?

A wise man once said; “There are two sides to every story, then there is the truth”

Corner of soi Diana Inn and LK Metro

Deep fried mars bars

Good cause hope it goes well