Montydog

Maybe it’s the spelling

Same same

I like that.

Looks like a good night was had by all. A couple of good looking new girls and I’m sure the others have sparkling personalities!

I should hope so! You’d be pissed off if it didn’t take you to your floor

In there native language no, except for a few in France, but I have driven in all the countries mentioned except China. But as most important signage is done in the form of picture grams I have managed somehow to understand no entry, one way systems, narrow roads, low bridges etc. maybe it’s because I have an IQ slightly higher than these fools and those who feel sympathy for them! Or maybe that’s empathy!

If they don’t read the road signs then it is there fault.

Brilliant mate, you wonder how some of these tit’s get a licence.

Look forward to this column every month you have never disappointed yet. Thanks

I bet there not all for the Sabai Resort though! surry Nice place new, GF, good spa on site, not cheap though (the spa that is) good area near load’s of bars etc. Crossing 2nd rd is not as bad as some people make out. Those that do find it so hard must have never lived in a city!

Pickled Liver by the looks of it.

Kin hell, if he has more than 3 drops a day he’s going to run out of driving hours just on the reversing.

4 What do I win Shit Salty is correct must learn to count or spell

The Teddy Bear Called Mohamed has caused a lot of political fall out in the UK, apparently Sooty has had to cancel a planed tour of the West Indies. (sorry only UK BM’s of a certain age may get this one) One MP caused outrage in the house when he was heard to say “I agree with the 15 day Jail sentence, but the deportation to Liverpool is barbaric”

There was also a place Bar/Guest House that I saw a while ago that had PC’s in the room’s. Sorry can’t remember the name but I think was on 2nd road.

Just a heads up for Bob’s honesty, me and two friends ate there last month and were inadvertently overcharged, how non of us noticed I have no idea. Sat in the Metro a little while later the waiter appears with our correct change after being told by Bob to find us, god knows where he knew where to look or how many bars he would have visited till he found us, but the gesture was much appreciated. Well done Bob and that chilli burgers very tasty.

try this http://www.pattayagogos.com/

That would refer to those “independent” type ones you get in pubs and garages. Not main bank run ATM’s

Dyson sucks Sorry couldn’t resist.

Good value for the money by the looks of it. Could do with a little more inspired decoration but for 450thb I don’t expect the Oriental. Thanks for the report.

Go and book it mate you don’t need a buddy cramping your style. Plenty of BM’s out there who will not mind sharing a beer or two. Join the main board and sign up for one of the crawls

Is spam on the menu

then you can get he beers in

Top stuff Dennis looking forward to checking out the further improvements in 21 day’s. Hope Ireland do it for you tonight. P.S Are Joom and Nok still on the day shift?