Sailfast

Would I be correct that NLD1 is "New Living Dolls Showcase"?

BigDUSA, a middle-aged tourist on his first visit to Thailand, finds Nana Plaza and enters a gogo. The mamasan asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, he buys her a lady drink, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the mamasan sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, he buys her a lady drink, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away. The mamasan is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Porn, will do. Porn has never said no, and it is not likely anything would surprise her. Therefore, the mamasan sends her over to Bob. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves. Mamasan is by now intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a gogo. She has not done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she is sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides, she sees a chance to teach her girls a lesson. Therefore, she goes over to BigD, says that she is the best in the house, and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, he buys her a lady drink and then she sits in his lap. BigD leans forward and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in US currency?"

Maybe we should start our own support group for people like us. I feel so dirty and helpless. Hi, my name is Sailfast and I'm a Cameltoeaholic...

Don't forget the camera USB cord, or USB card reader. I'm sure the cruise ship will have computers so you can burn your pics to disc and free up some memory card room. And don't forget the blank disks, you don't want to pay LDOP cruise ship prices for the blanks! Umm on second thought...this isn't a 400 baht a day BigD style cruise ship is it? Maybe the won't have a PC in that lifeboat you are sleeping in (sorry, couldn't resist )

The MAN test 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: a) lovemaking screwing c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship your blood-test results c) five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) your partner climaxes first you both climax simultaneously c) you don't miss SportsCenter (SciFi for some) 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) healthy, creative love-play not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) the best part of the experience the second best part of the experience c) $100.00 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is: a) no concern of yours not a problem c) a conservative estimate 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: a) a myth a oxymoron c) gay 8. Foreplay is to sex as: a) appetizer is to entree primer is to paint c) a line is to an amusement park ride 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? a) "I hope we can still be friends." "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep." c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU" 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: a) probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy is uptight and a waste of time c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man. If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused. If you answered "C" more than 7 times... YOU DA

United/star is 60K for eco. If you are lucky, and it's still available in the future, this includes the Thai not stop flight. I just reserved a Thai bus. class ticket, but the dates don't work so I didn't lock it in. Also, I'm worried about what will happen if the cancel that non stop flight. Anyway, 90K for bus. class

Please, details would be great.

I'm not expert. That being said, Picassa.com (google product) works nicely. Just using the "get lucky" option can work wonders. It's free. I just downloaded the trial version on photoshop and there is just so damn much to learn.

OK, for us Yanks...Drover? Thank you for understanding edit...lol OP is a Yank, or at least he lives here From google/wiki: A drover is a person who takes livestock "on the hoof" over long distances.

It's one of the few things wrong with the place. No free wifi. To top it off, the speed is not all that great and I got dropped often and had trouble reconnecting. If it was free I would not complain, but to have to pay extra for a below average (even for Thailand) connection???

Right BigD, just be prepared to shop within driving distance. Asking a guy to leave a lense with a third party and then wait for the test "roll of film", then if that's OK await payment is friggen silly. All from a guy who isn't even in the country yet.... Way over the top my friend.

Guess you never heard of ebay. I think we get your point, it's just that your point was silly. Not flaming you dude, really. You brought this one on yourself.

Can I them it scuba diving?...I'll send you a candygram

ROFLMAO Thanks for that BigD! Funniest post I've read in a while. One question; What's "a roll of film"?

Three Irish stouts and a happy St. Patty's day

Since, in your "quote", you FAILED to include MY THANKS to YOU for mentioning other properties, I will say it AGAIN; Thank you BigD for those suggestions of Tropical Berts and Yensabai Condo. You where even nice enough to include those links, that was extremely helpful and in no way upsetting, in fact, I am very thankful. Thank you again BigD. Thanks, Sailfast

My post was directed more towards BigD, but, as it's clear that he cannot, will not, ever, stop himself from bragging about the place then I am pleading with MM to include a subliminal message in the banner ad urging all readers to ignore any mention of _ _ _ _ _ _. My knickers are not twisted. For your information, it's more like a wedgie. Not sure if "wedgie" is in the Oxford English Dictionary so please allow me to describe; My knickers are all bunched up in my ass crack. Loud and clear? Roger, over and out. Thank you for that BigD. I can see the new banner ads are working nicely

Oh for fucks sake... I was looking forward to some suggestions as I might make it a whole month next winter......DOES EVERY POST HAVE TO END UP WITH SKYTOP WARS. FuckME

Funny (haha) you didn't mention how unhappy you are with the condo management when you posted here. Perhaps you might have mentioned these issuse befor....

BigD, do ya think we are all idiots? I'm on my third UAL card!

OK, now that the writer's strike is over, can we move on to something with substance or will this thread just go on to infinity? Or did i just fan the flames... Does every thread have to come around the fucking Skytop?????????????????????????

I booked my hotel through Travelocity. Ended up in a very decent Ramada for about US100 per night. The location was OK, but I think you can do better. Here is the address anyway: Ramada Hong Kong Hotel 308 DES VOEUX ROAD WEST HONG KONG Lots of pretty girls in Hong Kong

BASTARDS!

Thanks everyone for your replies. I called United and they got me started on a Thai JFK-BKK flight. I have about 70K miles, so I will have to buy another 20K for around $500 ...That's a steal if I can get the direct flight to BKK in business class. The only problem is that I have only reserved the outbound leg. Now I must continue to call every couple of days and re-reserve the ticket until I get 330 days away from my return date (at least according to the United agent). I want to return the second or third week of Feb. so I hope this works out. At least my dates are flexible :) ---Funny, I just got a phone callI have a job interview on Friday morning that might put me one step closer to a job in Macau, but, put the brakes on spending five weeks in Thailand next winter. I tried Sing. Air and I could book economy JFK - SIN - BKK for $1800 (painful) I could not book economy, but could book business EWR - SIN - BKK for a measly $8000. (fuck me). Oh well...

A couple of quick questions for all you airline price gurus and fortune tellers: 1. What month does the Thaiair price drop for a high season (jan '09) flight? The flight is about $1700 now, if it drops to less than $1200, I would take it, saving my miles for later. Or... 2. I have enough miles for a United/Star flight. What is the minimum lead time for getting a decent flight? 3. I will be abroad for a month or more and would like to go to Singapore for a week. Does anyone book from JFK - SIN - BKK? 4. What will be the price of pork bellies futures in the future(s)?