Braveheart

I think that's called "JUSTICE". Something I've rarely seen practiced. Odds are they would do there best to hush up something like that so that it doesn't tarnish the image.

This one time, at band camp... Oops wrong story. May 2004, On leave from Bosnia in Budapest. One of the girls from our camp wanted to tag along with me and my buddy. We told her where we were planning on going and what we planned on doing, she still wanted to tag along with us because we had both been there before and knew our way around and this was her virgin trip (the only thing about her that was virgin). We show up at a Halo Bar (Strip Club) around 9pm. She's out the door 20 minutes later - companion in tow. 3 hours later me and buddy are still in the bar when she returns with her companion and a big smile on her face. First thing I asked was what she was doing for an encore. She points to one of the girls on the stage and says, "that". I jokingly ask her if she wants to do a foursome with me and my girl of choice. She fires back right away and tells me that if I pay for both girls then she's game. Game on, 300 of the best USD I ever spent and the memories will last a lifetime. I don't mind some of the women in the military, but I think they're all insane.

If you got hooked on LOS from being in Bangkok for a few days then you will be forever planning your next trip once you've been to Pattaya. Welcome to the board, enjoy the reading and don't be afraid to ask questions. For most questions you can find the answers in previous posts by using the search engine. Don't be afraid of anything that anyone says on the board, some of the guys just like to have some fun once in awhile.

I'll let you know in a month.

If you even think that divorce is a possibility she should already be started with liquidation and hiding as much of your funds as possible. Yuo think right now that you will have about 3m baht left but don't count on it. By the time the lawyers are finished you will be lucky to have anything.

Slow hand, I don't mean to imply anything but why do you have these links so handy? As for Gabor it is perfectly understandable.

And his second as well! Flying the Union Jack but with terrible English skills!

Ate at Crazy Dave's often in Dec/Jan. Great brekkie for the price and a decent portion as well.

EVA economy booked through their website gives you seat selection as the final part of the booking process.

There is a party on 27 May at Cherry Bar and another on 28 May at FLB. Lots of BM's at both. Show up and introduce yourself, shouldn't have any difficulty finding someone to share a few drinks. Check through some of the recent posts and you will get an idea who is going to be in the area at the time best forums are probably the Members Bar and the Newbie's Corner. Welcome to the board.

I might be interested but I'm not going to confirm yet. I'll let you know.

Well done! Please make this a regular occurence. It's taken me 10 minutes to write this response because I've been laughing so hard , and another 10 to edit out my errors.

A great way for me to start my morning.

At least the carrot was protected.

That wouldn't bother me as much as wondering where it had been!

Thanks for the warning! I don't know if I've ever been that before. So far my track records clean.

Up 2 U. I have no plans for a LB poll!

All that hair is a dead giveaway!

Sounds like LOS has hooked another one!

Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question unprepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, Mrs Jones, do you know me? She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams". I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a real disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you cheat people and talk about them behind their backs.You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you very well. The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he looked across the room and asked, Mrs Jones, do you know the defence attorney? She again replied," Why, yes, I do". I've known Mr Bradley since he was a younster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't built a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state; not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. In fact, one of them was your wife. Yes, I do know him. The defence attorney almost died. Then, the judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a quiet voice, said, " If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt.

I go to LOS when I want to play doctor. I even bring my own thermometer.

American Management Today - Idiots? A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-comic-strip-type managers. These were voted the top ten quotes from the managers we work for in corporate America, circa 2004: "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA) "What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping) "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company) "This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it." (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service) "Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule." (Plant Manager, Delco Corporation) "No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.) Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation) My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists) "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)

It applies to such much more than doughnuts.

I tried to take a BG but my luggage was just a bit too small.