The Hell Club Experience

[Greg_B 306]

I had a buddy try the Hell Club and he enjoyed it very much...

 

To each his own..!

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

To each his own..!

 

Exactly! Why is that so hard for some people to appreciate?

 

But to something different, to try to dispel some of the bad vibes left by the Gang of Four (maybe it's actually only three now):

 

Cerberus/Beelzebub, is the legendary Miss Ton still at Hell Pattaya? I know she was a few weeks ago.

 

Evil

 

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Edited April 20, 2007 by Evil Penevil

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

For what seems an eminently sensible concept this does seem to stir some vitriol!

I can but concur with your statement!

 

 

 

I, too, have noticed the occasional post about Hell/Eden tends to cause rather exaggerated reactions on the part of some people. The question is: why?

 

Agent09,

 

If it's deep throat your after then the legendary Ton is your girl.

 

She is indeed, although there are several others at Hell who are also accomplished sword-swallowers. Don't be shy about asking the manager about who does "deep."

 

Evil

 

[Cerberus 97]

Gentlemen,

 

I apologise for my recent lack of attention to your request and enquiries, I have been a little busy for the last few days.

 

Unfortunately Ton has decided to take a furlough and is therefore not available for a while. We do however, as Evil pointed out, have one or two other adepts. Without doubt Ton was a legend, and rightly so, but I do not think any of these other ladies will disappoint.

 

Cerberus

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

Cerberus-

 

I'm passing on a question I got in a PM. Is there any difference these days between the menu of the Eden Club and the Hell Club?

 

 

 

Evil

 

[torrenova 644]

Cerberus-

 

I'm passing on a question I got in a PM. Is there any difference these days between the menu of the Eden Club and the Hell Club?

 

 

 

Evil

 

Another plug from someone who already knows the answer. I suspect that the answer is already in this thread.

 

I reckon if someone was plugging away at supporting my places as much as you do for one which you state you have no financial interest in then other posters would be telling them to shut the fuck up.

 

Its like fucking table tennis with you asking questions and then replying stating the answers. Bit like playing against a wall.

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

Do you need a hug today, torrenova? Are you feeling frustrated because no one in the entire history of LOS-related boards has ever written anything complimentary about you or your bars?

 

Hacking at the Hell Club isn't going to make things better, though.

 

Why do you begrudge Cerberus loyal and satisfied customers who want to share their experiences with others? Is it because that's a concept with which you have no practical experience?

 

 

 

Evil

 

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[Cennn3 0]

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

i'm a newbie interested in paying my first visit to the hell club in pattaya when i visit LOS in the near future. I'm also an avid reader in this forum but i seldom post, instead, find going thro the entire forum's new posts day after day just to have more knowledge of the LOS scene , just like any tourist.

 

Hi, 1234 -

 

I just wonder if you feel posts like this one or Inside the Hell Club are useful in giving you an idea of what happens at the Hell Club?

 

Evil

 

Edited April 28, 2007 by Evil Penevil

[brotherbuzz 3,206]

Hi, 1234 -

 

I just wonder if you feel posts like this one or Inside the Hell Club are useful in giving you an idea of what happens at the Hell Club?

 

Evil

 

 

And you quoted and replied to his post in this one because???

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

And you quoted and replied to his post in this one because???

 

 

 

It was a creative experiment - a questioning, non-teleological exploration of potentials and limits. But I would be very interested in getting feedback on my posts from 1234 in particular.

 

Evil

 

[1234 0]

Hi, 1234 -

 

I just wonder if you feel posts like this one or Inside the Hell Club are useful in giving you an idea of what happens at the Hell Club?

 

Evil

 

 

Evil.. Sure 'Inside the Hell Club' gave me an idea of wt to expect in the establishment. I'm reassured that there will not be any hassle from the girls for whatsoever reason. I agree u take every care to sort out all questions related to customers' wants and I fully understand that each customer might have varied interest for the services that are on offer.

 

It will be a must-do-thing on my list in pattaya on my visit.

Edited April 28, 2007 by 1234

[newbie34 3]

EVIL i find your post informative, i have been to pattaya only a few times and never been to eden in bangkok or hell in pattaya.

I will be going to hell at the end of may when i arrive.

i notice you mention deep throat girls... well i will be looking for a couple of take outs from hell with such skills.

 

If you go early in the day before the 10pm take out time.... do you order your take out and come back for it at 10pm?

 

how many of the girls can perform the deep throat?

 

i see Cerberus says a few, well Cerberus think you can sort me out a couple?

 

anyways thanks again for the informative post

 

for those that ripp into people who do posts like this, i just dont get why you waist your time and energy knocking someone for being informative???

 

If you dont like the subject of a post then dont read it and reply to it, just waisting your own time. why not just do a post of your own thats positive and informative to others?

 

anyways i probably get a load for saying that lol

 

thanks evil and Cerberus for informing me of what goes on in hell

[brotherbuzz 3,206]

It was a creative experiment - a questioning, non-teleological exploration of potentials and limits. But I would be very interested in getting feedback on my posts from 1234 in particular.

 

Evil

 

 

Haha, and it appears it was successful.

[Krowdon 0]

Looks like a great concept with some good ideas and such, but a bit overpriced in my opinion. 1800 baht for just 90 minutes, per girl, is a bit steep. You can get a sexy-hot little Beer Bar girl for all day and night (LT) for 1500 baht, to include multiple sessions with her. Have her bring along a sexy little bisexual friend of hers, and you still only top out at 3000 baht for the two of them, all day and night. From what I've read in these threads, you'd pay 1800 per girl, and it's always going to be two, and you only get 90 minutes with them; then on top of that they say "tipping the girl is customary". Tipping? Well holy liquid shit! Isn't 1800 for 90 minutes tip enough? Do these women have sunshine glowing out from their crotches or what?

[Cennn3 0]

Looks like a great concept with some good ideas and such, but a bit overpriced in my opinion. 1800 baht for just 90 minutes, per girl, is a bit steep. You can get a sexy-hot little Beer Bar girl for all day and night (LT) for 1500 baht, to include multiple sessions with her. Have her bring along a sexy little bisexual friend of hers, and you still only top out at 3000 baht for the two of them, all day and night. From what I've read in these threads, you'd pay 1800 per girl, and it's always going to be two, and you only get 90 minutes with them; then on top of that they say "tipping the girl is customary". Tipping? Well holy liquid shit! Isn't 1800 for 90 minutes tip enough? Do these women have sunshine glowing out from their crotches or what?

 

Not too often I agree with you Krowdon but you hit the nail right on the head here. 3600 baht for two ladies for 90 minutes is way too high compared to the prices available in other parts of Pattaya.

[rockinjerry 2]

Gentlemen:

 

I have not been to The Hell Club----Yet. But, it's definitely on my to do list.

 

Why should one pay the price for 90-minutes? You can get two girls cheaper elswhere, so goes the statements of a lot of posters. OK. Agree. I'm sure it's not for everbody.

 

But, for me it would be the experience of having two ladies that know exactly what's up and very willing to make your time as erotic an enjoyable as possible. Two, experienced ladies that want to give you total satisfatction without running off to the bathroom to hide while the other is is the rack with you. Two ladies that want to make you feel wobbly in the knees when you leave the club. Two ladies that know exactly what the drill is and are there to perform as such. No possiblilty of having one tht is going to particapate and the other being "shy" and holding back.

 

And, please correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a satisfaction guaranteed or money back policy?

 

TIT, Up To You.

[papillon 695]

Gentlemen:

 

I have not been to The Hell Club----Yet. But, it's definitely on my to do list.

 

Why should one pay the price for 90-minutes? You can get two girls cheaper elswhere, so goes the statements of a lot of posters. OK. Agree. I'm sure it's not for everbody.

 

But, for me it would be the experience of having two ladies that know exactly what's up and very willing to make your time as erotic an enjoyable as possible. Two, experienced ladies that want to give you total satisfatction without running off to the bathroom to hide while the other is is the rack with you. Two ladies that want to make you feel wobbly in the knees when you leave the club. Two ladies that know exactly what the drill is and are there to perform as such. No possiblilty of having one tht is going to particapate and the other being "shy" and holding back.

 

And, please correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a satisfaction guaranteed or money back policy?

 

TIT, Up To You.

 

OK, so at what price would the HC experience become too expensive for you?

 

You talk as if the money is no issue for you. That's probably because you already know the price and are comfortable with it.

 

If the cost was 10,000 Baht would you still want to try it knowing that you could get better elsewhere and cheaper?

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

... would you still want to try it knowing that you could get better elsewhere and cheaper?

 

It is certainly possible to get two ladies in bed for less than you pay at the Hell Club, but I'd really like to hear where in Pattaya you can get a better experience with multiple ladies. I'd definitely put that place at the top of my "to visit" list on my next trip.

 

As rockinjerry points out, the key to a great multiple-lady experience is teamwork. From the second you select your two (or more) Hell ladies, they'll be totally devoted to your pleasure. Within some very broad margins, they'll do what you want. Super-hardcore porn or soft and gentle, you decide. Come as many times as you want. The ladies will do full Lesbian with toys and you have the option of anal sex, deep throat, uniforms and role play. All of it or just the parts you like best, it's up to you.

 

But the Hell Club experience goes beyond what happens in the session room. In terms of comfort, security and convenience, the Hell Club is unmatched except by the Eden Club. As I noted in my original post, I arranged in January for nine straight nights - four in BKK and five in Pattaya - with between one and four ladies each night through two emails to Marc. It took me less than two minutes to set it up. Please tell where else that's possiblw.

 

It's also important to me to be able to converse freely with the ladies. Since I don't speak Thai, they have to speak English. The level of fluency in English of some of the Hell/Eden ladies amazes me.

 

To summarize - Everything exactly as you want it, no haggling over price, no risk of a disappointing, much less negative, experience. Ladies have tremendous sexual skills, with many options available. Should you by some chance have a problem, you simply speak to the manager and he'll straighten it out. If you're not satisfied, you don't pay. Again, what other establishment offers comparable service and guarantees?

 

Hell/Eden charges a premium price but offers premium service. Not everyone wants or needs all of the sevices/options available there, but for those who do, it's a great alternative. I can't understand why this is in any way controversial. There are punters who pay 500 baht per night for a hotel rooms, others pay 5,000 baht per night. Some mostly eat street vendor's noodles at 20 baht per bowl, while others pay 2,000 baht for a meal at a fancy restaurant. The same applies to P4P.

 

 

 

Evil

 

 

PS- Since you have ducked all my previous questions, it will be interesting to see if you answer these.

Edited April 30, 2007 by Evil Penevil

[papillon 695]

I'm still waiting for you to apologise for making unfounded allegations.

 

http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/index.ph...st&p=447641

[Krowdon 0]

It's also important to me to be able to converse freely with the ladies. Since I don't speak Thai, they have to speak English. The level of fluency in English of some of the Hell/Eden ladies amazes me.

 

TG's you can talk to...? Hmmmmm Interesting concept!

 

Not too often I agree with you Krowdon but you hit the nail right on the head here. 3600 baht for two ladies for 90 minutes is way too high compared to the prices available in other parts of Pattaya.

 

Agree with me? Oh hell... the world is over now!

 

Just goes to show you we could probably enjoy a beer together as well. I won't show you mine though and I don't want to see yours!

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

TG's you can talk to...? Hmmmmm Interesting concept!

 

 

 

Just one of many interesting concepts that make Hell/Eden unique in the P4P world. Some of their ladies are very gifted and if the cards had come down a little better for them in the game of life, a few could have earned MBA's from any university in the world. As things stand, they are summa cum laude, but with a decidely non-academic, hands-on (and mouth-on) set of skills.

 

 

 

Evil

 

[Tengotodo 52]

PS- Since you have ducked all my previous questions, it will be interesting to see if you answer these.

 

quote name='papillon' date='Apr 30 2007, 09:16 AM' post='454460']

I'm still waiting for you to apologise for making unfounded allegations.

 

http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/index.ph...st&p=447641

 

 

Why don't you both get a room already and work it out

[fd2084 0]

OK, so at what price would the HC experience become too expensive for you?

 

You talk as if the money is no issue for you. That's probably because you already know the price and are comfortable with it.

 

If the cost was 10,000 Baht would you still want to try it knowing that you could get better elsewhere and cheaper?

We can all agree that 'too expensive' is 1 baht more than you can get the exact same service anywhere else. Of course, since you can't get the same service anywhere else, then everyone will have a different opinion on how much that extra service is worth. There is no wrong answer to that question.

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

I'm still waiting for you to apologise for making unfounded allegations.

 

http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/index.ph...st&p=447641

 

I have no reason to apologize to you. You posts back in late December-early January as well as a more recent post in this forum were despicable. I answered you on that point at some length here:

 

http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/index.ph...st&p=447755

 

But it is a win-win situation for me. My questions are very reasonable and straight-forward. Answering them would clear up any confusion about what you did or didn't write. That's why you're ducking them. But continue to refuse to answer them and I win by default.

 

Why don't you both get a room already and work it out

 

That isn't likely to happen anytime soon.

 

But I compliment you on a positive and optimistic outlook on human nature.

 

Evil