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Love them tits. :bigsmile: Sorry for being rude. :bigsmile:

Honey if you have any more pictures of yourself I would love to see them, please. :behead

 

Sorry hun..its a nono..

 

Regards Di...

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Looks like your developing a fan base SK. Hope you enjoy all the compliments and attention, You get a thumbs up from me too.

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LOL Being in Thailand 6 to 8 weeks at a time, its very difficult to find a stylist who can do what I want.

 

Its like looking for Rocking Horse shit LOL...

 

Unfortunately I cant take my stylist with me LOL.... :bigsmile:

 

Di...

Look out for me when I am next in town I will do anything you want and in any style

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Di, I believe you have hijacked this thread!

 

But please feel free to do so any time. You could use force, if you feel it is needed. :D

Thanks for sharing those pics. You are a lovely woman.

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Thanks again Di. You have been elevated to SMOKIN'! It appears that blondes really do have more fun.

I have to run to the tailors, my pants seem to be a quite tight right now! :thumbup

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:thumbup

 

WOWSA WOWSA WOWSA :llaugh :clap1 :gulp :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

 

Very nice, but I think I need a nurse, I feel like I am having a heart attack!!!!!

 

I can't breathe and my heart is racing faster than ???????? :wanker

 

Thanks SK for the pics and the great attitude towards all of us DOM (Dirty Old Men) and young ones too.

 

 

:bow

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:thumbup What was this thread about. Di you did a wonderful job of taking over you are one hot lady and really enjoyed the photos. You are very easy on the eyes. Thanks again for all the great pictures. :rolleyes: :D
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OK, here is another joke to get us back on track.

 

 

 

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

 

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.

 

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

 

Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"

 

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.

 

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

 

 

 

Di, feel free to hijack this any time though.

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A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

 

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

 

"I can't take this, you're my friend."

 

But the blonde insisted saying,

 

"No. A bet's a bet."

 

Then the redhead said

 

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

 

The blonde replied

 

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?

A: Tell her a joke on Friday night.

 

 

Two blondes were standing on opposite sides of a river. One calls over, "How do you get to the other side?" The other responds, "You ARE on the other side!"

 

 

Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" The first blonde said while pointing to the ground. "Those are deer tracks," the other blonde replied. "Oh no,"she said to the first, "Those are definitely moose tracks."

With this, they began to argue. In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them!

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Sex Kitten

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As much as I enjoy blonde jokes...

 

I want to see more of Sex Kitten's tits!

:allright

 

DOWN BOY, gentlemen we need to analysis where we go to LOS>>> :banana :drunk :party

 

 

So why do I go to LOS??

 

Take a big guess...

 

Di... :clap1

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