They've started !

[Ergodyne 19]

Heard this one today:

 

Elton John to release tribute song to Bin Laden . . . . . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Sandals in the bin"

 

[tallguy 1,424]

Heard this one today:

 

Elton John to release tribute song to Bin Laden . . . . . . .

 

 

Same joke used when Mother Teresa popped her clogs!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Sandals in the bin"

 

[Ergodyne 19]

That came to my mind too when i heard it.

[Captain_C 28]

Bin Laden made a big mistake when he decided to celebrate Arsenal's latest win....

 

Running into his yard and shouting 'Comon you Gunners' was not very wise.

[bigdelta 46]

LOL!

 

 

Bin Laden made a big mistake when he decided to celebrate Arsenal's latest win....

 

Running into his yard and shouting 'Comon you Gunners' was not very wise.

[atlas2 4,329]

Heard the Liverpool Taliban had mixed emotions about losing Ossi and being laid off.

[lovedog100 1,372]

Bin Laden has been killed. It's amazing what Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.

 

 

Donald Trump won't believe it until he sees the death certificate.

 

 

From now on every time I need to take a dump, I'll just announce that I need to go bury Bin Laden at sea.

 

 

As Osama looked out last night ......Oh great, I need a house full of Navy SEALS like I need a hole in my head.

 

 

Whats got more brains than Osama?......The wall behind him!

 

 

What was the last thing going through Osama Bin Laden's head?...... A Bullet.

 

 

Word is, President Obama has everyone turning the White House up side down, trying to find that "Mission Accomplished" Banner.

[Captain_C 28]

Ask the girl behind the bar at FLB if they do the Osama Bin Laden cocktail.....

 

Two shots and a splash of water.....

[lovedog100 1,372]

....

[pattaya_mad 208]

[lovedog100 1,372]

After dying a grisly death in a fire fight,???????

 

 

Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was

greeted by George Washington. "How dare you

attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled

Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

 

Patrick Henry came up from behind, "You wanted

to end the American's liberty, so they gave you

death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.

 

James Madison came next and said, "This is why I

allowed the government to provide for the common

defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked

Osama's knees.

 

Osama was subject to similar beatings from John

Randolph, James Monroe and 67 other people who

had the same love for liberty and America. As he

writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him

back toward the gate where he was to be judged.

 

As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot

destination, he screamed, "This is not what I was

promised!"

 

An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72

Virginians waiting for you. What did you think

I said?"