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I learned a lesson about New Year Resolutions this week.

I have been indulging far too much and resolved to give up drinking, smoking and fornication for a week. I don't smoke and the chance to fornicate is nil. Yeah! I am two thirds there before I start.

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I like this one for some reason. My wife was not amused when I woke her at 3am to tell it to her.  Rather ironic I thought.

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2 hours ago, awesum4 said:

I like this one for some reason. My wife was not amused when I woke her at 3am to tell it to her.  Rather ironic I thought.

Maybe not much of a morning person.

But I wouldn't push her.

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