Bar Humor

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[BigusDicus]

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Can't decide if this is quantum parking or Schrodinger's parking ...

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[maik]

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Cop on a horse says to little girl on a bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes” replied the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector on it next year!” And fines her $5.

The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well” says the little girl, Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it”.

[BigusDicus]

Might be fun to go, but advise taking TOW missiles instead of mistletoe.

[VPI78]

On 11/11/2023 at 8:44 PM, BigusDicus said:

Can't decide if this is quantum parking or Schrodinger's parking ...

Reminds me of my local Target department store sign about its business hours ... 

Monday - Friday: 8am - 10pm

Saturday & Sunday: 8am - 10pm

[thegrogmonster]

4 hours ago, VPI78 said:

Reminds me of my local Target department store sign about its business hours ... 

Monday - Friday: 8am - 10pm

Saturday & Sunday: 8am - 10pm

See similar business hour signs a bit these days.

[BigusDicus]

Nakatomi - Die Hard

Edited November 15, 2023 by BigusDicus

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[maik]

[BigusDicus]

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." 

 

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. 

 

She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. 

 

Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm, to follow a plow. 

 

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

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[veill]

🎶MAX - VERSTAPPEN (Stop right now)🎶 - YouTube

Got a good laugh at this.

Frank

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Now *that's* a stiff upper lip ...

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