Bar Humor

[BigusDicus 9,881]

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On 11/8/2024 at 10:38 PM, BigusDicus said:

I didn't get this at first but after looking at the tits for a while I suddenly noticed Superman

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Sensible humour

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Yeah right

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Bob walked into a sports bar around 5:58 PM.

He sat down next to a very attractive blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 6 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I reckon he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

The blonde placed her money on the bar, and kept watching the scene on the telly.

The guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money!

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Edited November 30 by BigusDicus

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2 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

I must be getting old!

Took me a while to figure that out. 

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12 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

A bit of a Mad Man Across the Water

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Had to visit the hospital a few days ago. These signs have appeared on the pavements. I tho they would be appropriate for Soi Chaiaphum!

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Who needs a dentist with a sense of humour!

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