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32 minutes ago, teelack said:

Just like I feel today

 

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Bernard Manning: " Everyday I wake up before I open my eyes I move my elbows out - if I dont feel wooden sides its another day Im winning"

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A man was in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"

The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."

The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"

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Breaking news a cheese factory in France explodes.

Eyewitness reports of De-Brie everywhere.d

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1 hour ago, BigusDicus said:

Breaking news a cheese factory in France explodes.

Eyewitness reports of De-Brie everywhere.d

LOL, and then there was a fire at the lingerie factory. It was a falsie alarm. 

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