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Bar Humor

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A man enters a bar, walks up to the bartender, sits in a stool and orders a drink. While drinking it, he notices a group of men sitting at a table. Every once in a while one of them calls a number and everybody at the table starts laughing. He asks the bartender what is going on and the bartender replies they are telling jokes, but because they already know all jokes by heart, they just numbered them.

Shortly after that, another number is called by one of the men, but nobody laughs. After asking about the bartender why no reaction to that one; the bartender replies ... 'He was telling it wrong.'

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11 hours ago, midlifecrisis said:

I got another of those annoying phone calls just yesterday.

I don't answer numbers I don't recognize and after looking up a call I got today it turned out to be the warranty one. I'm feelin' pretty good to have joined the club. :D

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A married couple were traveling down the highway at a very rapid pace, when a patrolman put on the siren and pulled them over. The officer said to the husband "Can I see your license and registration?"

The husband says " Why? I wasn't doing anything wrong", and the patrolman replies ... "Sir, I caught you on radar at 75 mph and the speed limit is 55 in this zone, I'll have to give you a ticket."

Hubbie goes nuts saying that he wasn't speeding and the patrolman should be out catching criminals instead of harassing law abiding citizens such as him and his wife.

The patrolman is trying to reason with the husband when the wife leans over and looks at the patrolman and says "You'll have to excuse my husband, he always gets like this when he has been drinking."

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I love Larson. A friend once bought me a Larson desk calendar, one for every day. I kept it for years, a great sense of humour. 

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